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caleb posted:Coral snakes vs milk snakes: Red touch black, safe for Jack. Red touches yellow, kills a fellow. But in Canada it's reversed... This is crucial - for in fact, everything in Canada is opposite, on account of it being the anti-America. Up is down, left is right, and cake is actually a worthwhile dessert, in Canada...
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Pahilla the Hun posted:in canada the cake eats you You take that back rn!  
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alexandriao posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS RIGHT INTO THE SLOT. ITS BEAR GRYLLS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BEAR. I TAKE EVERY GULP AND I DO EVERY GULP HARD. MAKIN GURGLING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME PISS SHOTS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY DRANK PISS TO SURVIVE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE TASTED ALL THE TYPES OF PISS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SLURPING EM ALL NOISILY. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I PEE
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Become a Disney princess so you can commune with nature - tell the squirrels to steal you some Tabasco slim jims maybe.
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Pahilla the Hun posted:this is a pro tip, those Tabasco slim jims are no joke  they also make great treats for the bears youre sure to tame as a disney princess.
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