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noone said it was the robot's own rear end.
i'll fuckin say it
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Anakin Skywalker: C3PO, you know why I created you, right?
C3PO: For human/cyborg relations, right Master Anakin? I am proficient in over...
Anakin: No... **dropping trou** to wipe my rear end!
C3PO: Oh, dear...
Jabba the Hutt: Ahahaha, wonka-wonky wontakka! Hahaha!
C3PO: He says I should be lucky I'm not wiping HIS rear end, and he's right; I AM lucky!
Salacious Crumb: Oh, ahahahahaha
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Jul 16, 2020 05:47
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Holden : You're in a public toilet, walking along on the tiles, when all of a sudden you look down...
Leon : What one?
Holden : What?
Leon : What public toilet?
Holden : It doesn't make any difference what public toilet, it's completely hypothetical.
Leon : But, how come I'd be there?
Holden : Maybe you need to take a leak. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a poopy butt, Leon. It's crawling toward you...
Leon : Poopy butt? What's that?
Holden : You know what a butt is?
Leon : Of course!
Holden : Same thing.
Leon : I've never seen a poopy butt... But I understand what you mean.
Holden : You reach down and you slap the poopy butt on its cheek, Leon.
Leon : Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?
Holden : The poopy butt just lays there, becoming crusty under the heat of the lights of the public toilet, beating its limbs trying to wipe itself, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Leon : What do you mean, I'm not helping?
Holden : I mean: you're not helping! Why is that, Leon?
Holden : They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response... Shall we continue?
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