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I'd stop being a Christian scientist E: I'd convert to Islam, that'd be dope
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super sweet best pal posted:I'd issue an apology for my lackluster performance in Dodgeball and thank the rest of the cast for salvaging it. Val Vilmer
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I’d be bummed cause I look like haggard poo poo, but it’s not my fault cause I had cancer, and realize that my only option was to start dressing like a Native American chief.
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Jul 16, 2020 13:58
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Heated Gaming Moment posted:I’d make another Top Secret
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Jul 16, 2020 13:59
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i would sign on to the forums and call you a peck, OP
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Jul 16, 2020 14:02
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man imagine being able to jack off val kilmer whenever you chose
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Jul 16, 2020 14:17
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I would look at my own birth certificate to find out what the gently caress 'Val' is short for and then contact my family to figure what the gently caress was up with that and why they'd do that to me on purpose
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Jul 16, 2020 15:22
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i would track down michael biehn and shoot him
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Jul 16, 2020 15:23
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Legally change my name to Valyrian Steel Kilmer
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Jul 16, 2020 15:27
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I'd go post in the Male Pattern Baldness thread and let everyone know that ACTUALLY I have a LOT of testosterone and frankly, men without hair looks VERY natural, honestly.
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Jul 16, 2020 15:38
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So just like every day, then?
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Jul 16, 2020 15:58
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I don't want to raise suspicions.
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Jul 16, 2020 15:59
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I would do the full revolver spin scene from Tombstone then I would quietly cry on the couch.
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Jukeboxblues posted:I would do the full revolver spin scene from Tombstone then I would quietly cry on the couch. While softly saying "I WAS your huckleberry"
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Jul 16, 2020 16:03
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I was going to post a picture of him looking terrible and make a joke. And then I found out that he looks like that because he got throat cancer and the cancer treatments made him balloon in weight and the drugs and treatment regime aged him and beat the poo poo out of him in addition to him being a party animal at a young age and just, in general having throat cancer. So that made that less funny.
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Jul 16, 2020 16:15
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I'd eat breakfast and drink my coffee because that's what you gotta do in the morning. 
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Jul 16, 2020 16:43
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Big Beef City posted:I was going to post a picture of him looking terrible and make a joke. Also known as Kathleen Turner Disorder
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Jul 16, 2020 17:09
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I would watch this clip all day on repeat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll8c1UmwD0Y
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Jul 16, 2020 17:29
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Go look for the battered VHS that just has 'Cher' written on it with a sharpie
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Jul 16, 2020 17:33
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If I woke up as Batman Forever Val Kilmer I would smooch Nicole Kidman and smile real big.
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Jul 16, 2020 17:55
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Big Beef City posted:I was going to post a picture of him looking terrible and make a joke. It was rough for me, the real Val Kilmer, to go through that but actually the reason I got fat is because I bought a cotton candy machine. You think it's mostly just air but all that sugar adds up.
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You'd be extra special scared because he is a religious fanatic, Christain Science to be exact so no drugs or medicine or even belief in germ theory of disease. So since you barely survived cancer if you catch Covid you prolly gonna die slow and painful. All you can do is isolate at your ranch. Sounds lovely to me.
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He waited till the last possible second to get treatment is partly why he got so hosed up. I've unfortunately known a lot of Christain Scientists who chickened out and got medical aid, but more didn't and died in agony from their beliefs tho. It doesn't ever make them leave the religion though, at most they kinda pull back from it, stop reading the books every day for example.
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Jul 17, 2020 06:07
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That's extremely negative of you to post and actually I lost almost all of the weight that I, the real Val Kilmer, put on from the cotton candy with the power of prayer. So yeah, you don't know what you're talking about. Also my ranch is very nice. You wish you had a ranch as nice as the Kilmer Ranch to isolate on. Your ranch probably doesn't even have a corn maze.
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Jul 17, 2020 06:36
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Val kill me!!! This is a nightmare
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iSimian posted:holy smokes, that'd be weird lmao I forgot about this 
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Jul 17, 2020 06:44
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I'd make another The Doors
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Jul 17, 2020 07:39
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I'd Kilmer myselV
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Jul 17, 2020 07:50
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Code Jockey posted:lmao I forgot about this
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Jul 17, 2020 23:14
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I'd have to draw up a long, long list of people to apologize to because I was an rear end in a top hat for decades.
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Jul 17, 2020 23:16
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Wow when did this turn into the making GBS threads on me, the real Val Kilmer thread? I'm a good guy. I'm not some kind of monster. Hell I agreed to be on that show with the miracle kid I did that fantasy movie with. Hadn't aged a day. Astounding and more proof of the every day wonders God blesses us with.
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Jul 17, 2020 23:29
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I'd do more Harmony Korine movies
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Jul 17, 2020 23:46
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I'd reflect upon my finest film Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
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I'd be fat Edit: and gay?
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I'd call up my good friend Thomas Cruise and I'd be Iceman and we would have a cool shirtless volleyball match together oh yeah 😎
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