Trashed Crew: it's been too long since we talked about getting trashed

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The secret Trashed Crew handshake is _{_{"shhh! I'm hungover! Keep it down, please"}}

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# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 22:11

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 15:19

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Pahilla the Hun posted:

Trashed Crew is definitely not going to be about finding things

e: unless it's friends, we are allowed to find friends here

And my drink. Where's my drink? Where'd I put it...

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# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 22:27

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Hi all! **sits down at the bar and puts on seat belt**

# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 00:28

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prepuce repurposed posted:

I just donated plasma in order to get trashed posthaste here in TC

donating always makes me all weak and lazy. It also makes a cold one hit like a cold three

I donated every 8 weeks on Active Duty and a cheap high was one of the reasons why (A day off was another- and um... oh, right! to save lives (free cookies, and juice! and uh...)

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# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 00:59

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Barking Gecko posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOqy8cC72wA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOqy8cC72wA

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# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 01:26

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nut posted:

holy poo poo are we organizing?

Yob deep, we run this...

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# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 02:16

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**punches clock**

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# ¿ Jul 19, 2020 23:26

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

oh snap I actually spelled it right too

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# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 02:23

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It's just about that time again!

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# ¿ Jul 21, 2020 23:46

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We be smokin' and drinkin' and drinkin' and smokin'

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# ¿ Jul 23, 2020 03:16

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ShallNoiseUpon posted:

is this where to chilly post about the chilly brews i'm slammin?

Yes please, and thank you!

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# ¿ Jul 25, 2020 00:47

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o O 0 o TaRsheD cr3W ! o O o 0 o

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# ¿ Jul 25, 2020 02:01

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Manifisto posted:

blueberry liqueur, whisky, bitters, fresh lemon juice, some sugar

it's just a whisky sour with some blueberry but gently caress it I have split the atom here

Livin' large in the wilderness!

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# ¿ Jul 25, 2020 02:43

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Barking Gecko posted:

Hint:

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# ¿ Jul 25, 2020 15:49

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Doing my usual poison tonight

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# ¿ Jul 26, 2020 01:53

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I have had some beers. Should I drink the bag of cheap white wine?

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# ¿ Jul 26, 2020 15:24

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Let's get it on!

Oooo, fancy French wine!

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# ¿ Jul 26, 2020 15:38

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Twenty Four posted:

I have done this more times then I can remember and I always annoy myself a bit when I do it:

Get home from work, exhausted, looking to have some drinks. Crack open a beer or something, but get caught up reading the forums and don't want to get up from said exhaustion, and hours later I am sitting there with a beer I mostly finished but now has like a 1/4 of it warm in the bottom.

At this point I am wondering why I even bothered opening it, because the whole point was to get a buzz going after work and I basically just wasted a beer. If it was a super tasty beer, and I really enjoyed it, that would be one thing but this is just cheap swill for getting drunk on, but not even all that cheap.

So it's either throw in the towel, go lay down and give up after having read a bunch of threads, or really pick up the pace because I have a really high tolerance and it is getting late, and then I didn't "waste the beer" even though it had no effect on me. The second one usually wins, and, I think is about to right now.

This usually means I have to go do something other then read SA or it will just keep happening. What I am saying is I think I have a forums problem, as it often gets in the way of my drinking!

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07NWNC4G...62-efcf684981f3

This might help! (watch the video)

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# ¿ Jul 28, 2020 17:39

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Evil Bob posted:

Alas what would a journey through the Caribbean be without enjoying the vast range of beautiful flora and fauna it has to offer.

Here we can see the lovely Jungle Bird with just a glimpse of a palm frond peaking out.

Thank you for all these!

And congrats on all the wonderful libations!

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# ¿ Jul 28, 2020 17:49

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ShallNoiseUpon posted:

doin' dabs listening to dangerdoom feeling good vibes

Evening, TC!

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# ¿ Jul 29, 2020 03:12

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Senator Drinksalot posted:

Watching Deadwood and playing harvest moon on my switch, it's 100 percent good times Bros.

I've watched all of the seasons and the movie twice- it's that good. BONUS: The town of Deadwood upgrades each season lol

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# ¿ Jul 29, 2020 04:31

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prepuce repurposed posted:

crew assemble

Present, but... sober?

Yeah, I know. Last night, too- I think tomorrow I may just lose my grip on this here wagon, though...

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# ¿ Jul 31, 2020 01:13

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Gonna do it.

Gonna join Trashed Crew tonight

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# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 00:07

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

my summer of classy trashy concludes with a classic vodka martini. this will make my inevitable descent into keystone light even more tragic and poignant.

That is a very nice martini glass!

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# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 00:22

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

you are nice to say that but the fact is that i cannot use the real ones because i am an oaf and will break them. i am like a grown man wearing water wings to the pool tbqh

Oh, I understand- that's why it's admirable. If Fisher-Price made keyboards for adults I'd buy one because I am tough on them and that martini glass, were I a martini man- would be my kind of solid, thick nigh indestructible martini glass.

My bong is made by Thick rear end Glass, borosilicate glass that's hard to break

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# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 00:29

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Twenty Four posted:

lol not cuz im laughing at you friend, but because I am on your side you are the best!

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# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 00:54

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prepuce repurposed posted:

nobody ever owns up to being Woody smh

(I've been told I resemble Woody Harrelson)

Me, a million years ago:

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# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 02:28

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City of Glompton posted:

joining trashed crew today

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# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 22:57

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Hail, hail, the gang's all here- just look at our gang tags! Just look at our gang tags!

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# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 00:28

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I got my hands on some Sunset Sherbert dab wax, it's very tasty!

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# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 01:20

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Pahilla the Hun posted:

ok so i am trashed whats next

>go left

You see before you a pile of clothing and a flashlight. Pants, shirt, socks, underwear and a fishing hat are in the pile, and a note on top that says "be right back!"

It's dated 3 weeks ago.

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# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 02:51

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The smell of roasting clothing makes your tummy rumble!

A cave troll has arrived!

A cave troll has joined the Party!

A cave troll is gesturing at the pile of freshly roasting clothing, he would like to eat some?

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# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 03:00

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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Dang �Alabama Jubilee� but trashed crew would be a good song but the chords are complicated!

You oughta see that ole nut
With a big fat beer gut
Pahilla the hun, boy they�re havin some fun
More falafel please, down sloshed on their knees
Ole PSP drunk and stoned as a bone!
Saying drink up drink up,
Gotta empty your cup!
Godspeed to John Glenn,
Drinking wine like a sin
Barking gecko gettin� mighty wrecked-O
Oh honey hail, hail, the gang�s all here
For a trashed crew jubilee!

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

https://voca.ro/kje5sFWbgT1

Drink up drink up,
Gotta empty your cup!

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# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 04:57

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Joey McChrist posted:

omg pro click

what up trashed crew i'm feeling very good rn and i'm playing videogames

My feeling right now

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# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 05:37

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prepuce repurposed posted:

crew? who's crewin

what u doin

It's a hurricane watch party up in THIS house!

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# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 00:38

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prepuce repurposed posted:

who's up for a lime-a-rita kegstand. I'm buyin

YEAH YOU KNOW ME!

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# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 04:43

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I have a 32 year anniversary to celebrate and get trashed over today! Woohoo!

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# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 16:33

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prepuce repurposed posted:

happy anniversary bud. i'll raise a glass 2 u and the wife here in about 7 hours

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# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 16:49

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magic cactus posted:

happy anniversery PSP! will raise a brew in your honor tonight when i'm done with work

Pahilla the Hun posted:

almost time for a nooner!!!

Luvcow posted:

*shits pants* yeah that's a classic nooner

congrats! currently on an island with no alcohol on me but when I get home tonight I'll raise a glass to you two

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# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 18:49

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 15:19

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Twenty Four posted:

Congratulations on your 32nd anniversary of... *throws a pair of dice and checks a chart* your anniversary of your warranty expiring on your pull start gas powered chain saw!

seriously though congratulations my friend! good new like this from someone I consider a good friend like you brings a smile to my face!

Thanks, bud! :hfive:

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# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 20:14

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