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Goons Are Gifts

I was born trashed


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German beer over here, very beer, probably German, definitely trashed


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prepuce repurposed posted:

exotic! post ur brau


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Let's make one! Trashed crew deserves a nice smiley for sure


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prepuce repurposed posted:

seems like nobody wants to face the fact that that's what BYOB stands for :colbert:

well idgaf

be your own beer actually
however it is pronounced BYOB and stands for BYOB


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completely trashed btw and I haven't even started drinking anything, it's the magic of trashed crew


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tr
trashed crew




postin


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I'm also drinking yobbers


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Pants are the mortal enemies of trashed crew


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11am morning trashed from last night reporting in
Ferls like I'm a pillow. A screaming one


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Drinking a healthy glass of fresh milk today
with vodka because gently caress it


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It's been between 2 and 16 hours since I started this journey not sure one of the two and I'm still doing it
Completely loaded over here, as is Sunday tradition somewhere surely

God thank God for autocorrect you don't want to believe how this post looked like beforehand with sandwich soup


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Quote is not edit is a special mistake for mods you know lmao who did I just gently caress up


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These buttons are just tok close to each other I gotta tell you
Wait is this byob trashed crew or ccccccc because I hosed this up ebfore


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nut or al vna someone probe me with a funny gif I'm too trashed to post

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)


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Woah I really posted in here last night, I was almost certain I landed somewhere else. Good job trashed gag, didn't even mess the probe up!
I should celebrate this with a drink but


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You want it, too? Can queue it up immediately!


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It's on its way to you!


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Evil Bob posted:

I went on a bit of a nautical journey this weekend through the Caribbean.

Stopped by Jamaica for this Planter's Punch

The local's were very welcoming. I thought of you, trashed crew, while I was at sea. I spent some time in Jamaica but it was only my first stop.

Holy drat this looks amazing


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itt we get completely trashed and post about it, or post about planning to get completely trashed, or just are entirely trashed on a general basis
just don't read my drunk posts I made in here, it's really embarrassing


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Trashed crew tonight at 00.00 it's my birthday and I'm hospital posting so I gotta party with you guys itt so I HOPE YOU GOT ROOM IN YOUR GLASSES!!!

because I also can't drink myself tonight so you gotta do an extra round for me


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Oh no worries, just focus on getting COMPLETELY TRASHED TONIGHT!! WOHOO! :woop:

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Happy Birthday, fellow August birthday haver! Mine's next Saturday!

Oh shiiiit we are going to party so hard!!


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hello trashed crew how's the trashing situation


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magic cactus posted:

the dancing is great but what's up with all these ANTS

:ninja:


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caleb posted:

I can't take anymore politics can I hang out with you guys for a minute while I finish this beer? I brought a blunt.

Yes. Yes! Please do! Let's get trashed


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You at hereby officially invited in the trashed crew and also the ENTIRETY of byob, go wild and post no matter what trashed status you're at!!


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I'd get trashed in there


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Trashed crew 69, I cannot drink lately but I definitely am trashed so posting here is fair and not just because I want to be on the sex number page


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take the moon posted:

what is Bitburger

A German Pilsener straight out of the Eifel, the mountain range in western Germany. Back in the Before Days I worked at one of their breweries as a waiter when I was a student, it was very exciting to see people getting trashed on it


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Hey trashed crew was this posted here before? I bet it was I haven't checked a single post for it, is it the one above me?? I dunno in only posting and never lurking but anyways GBS is doing a thing you guys might enjoy

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3942052&pagenumber=1&perpage=40&userid=0#post508429635


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Hey trashed crew I'll join you tonight after my miserable whiteclaw experience because when I'm already drinking, I can at least start drinking
Gonna watch a random movie from my movies I should watch while getting trashed spreadsheet and going to post about it while getting trashed


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I did drink the whiteclaw, it's in the whiteclaw thread. I even drank two of it and it was not a particularly nice experience I can tell you


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TVsVeryOwn posted:

what now i gotta read more than one thread? i am but a simple man

You can follow the adventures of the whiteclaw from this post forward: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3949346&pagenumber=4#post510346118

Also: :trashed:


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magic cactus posted:

now i'm wondering if you can cook with whiteclaw like you can cook with wine :thunk:

I really hope not


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Holy poo poo, guys, what the hell. Trashed crew is usually one of the spaces we have to watch the least. This is byob and we definitely won't allow talk that wouldn't even fly in the cspam trump thread in here.

We don't kill people here and just because usually we're reluctant on pressing buttons it doesn't mean we won't do it. Talk like this again and I'll probe you into loving orbit.


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Live posting trashed experiences and trip reports are a proud trashed crew tradition I can tell you

I looked at the Whiteclaw in the shelf today and immediately had flashbacks


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Hey trashed crew I'll join you tonight with beer so German you can't pronounce it without umlauts, Öttinger Pilsener. Although it doesn't even have umlauts.


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Derpies posted:

What's with your people and the smoke beer they make, that stuffs insanely peat tasting. Rauch bier I think?

Ah yes, Rauchbier. SWR probably knows all about that, I only know that it originally was a typical form of beer that used to be entirely common, a lot of beer was Rauchbier. The reason for that is that it's regular beer but the malt used is getting smoked during the drying process, which gives it a special smoke flavor. Germany and also some other northern European countries did that all the time, because drying malt under the sun is just not possible when there's not enough sun or it's too wet or something, so they dried it using fires. Other options to dry stuff weren't invented yet, so this lasted for hundreds of years.

Nowadays it's a special kind of beer with an even more intense flavor, because now we do it for the smoke, not as a side effect.


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hey
hey guys

completely :trashed: over here


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