Trashed Crew: it's been too long since we talked about getting trashed

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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

ok ok i relent. i will drink w/ u ITT byob

but not for another 3 hours

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# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 21:22

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 23:43

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

But im all out of horrible, horrible booze

step 1: put on a mask and go to ur local florida walmart (lol)

step 2: buy a 30 pack of high life and a bag of limes. also buy some Oak Leaf wines

step 3: report back here by sundown

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# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 21:23

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

i'd like 2 state 4 the record here on page 1 that I will only post in trashed crew while high as poo poo and drinking alcohol. since i don't enjoy caffeine this thread will be strictly for gettin turnt (for me anyway). this is my pledge 2 u

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# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 21:46

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

TRASHED CREW: YOU'RE TECHNICALLY NOT DRINKING ALONE NOW

:toot:

# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 21:59

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

just cracked a cold one. my dog looks v jealous

Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Jul 16, 2020

# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 23:45

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Goons Are Great posted:

German beer over here, very beer, probably German, definitely trashed

exotic! post ur brau

# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 23:50

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Manifisto posted:

I have cracked open the watermelon wheat I bought today ("Hell or High Watermelon Wheat" from 21st Amendment brewery), raising my glass in a toast to Doctor Dogballs' birthday

it's light, refreshing, very summery. the watermelon flavor is mostly in the aftertaste, it shines through for just a moment, not particularly sweet but distinctive.

craft beer flex acknowledged :golfclap:

would slurp

# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 23:59

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

the guy on the label looks highly trustworthy. I appreciate that lil touch

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# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 00:38

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Viagra laffy taffy for starters

# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 00:50

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

it looks good. didn't know Manhattan was a shot

# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 01:04

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

we need a new cheers smiley :cheerdoge:

there's only 3 of them and zero liquor ones

# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 01:08

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I'd like to be the first to say this. bring ur own beer

# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 01:19

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

seems like nobody wants to face the fact that that's what BYOB stands for :colbert:

well idgaf

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# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 01:20

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

m'orbs, I am out of beer-whoops! What's the next round gonna be? bourbon and water? rum and tonic? straight to the wine?

this is the right season for rum and tonic. do it

# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 01:46

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

garcon, bring me a Bailey's and tonic chop chop

# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 02:15

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

City of Glompton posted:

straight

woah

# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 02:23

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

hittin the sauce and gettin juiced over here

just finished off a pineapple margarita in celebration of Trashed Crew Founders Day :cheersbird:

# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 03:11

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

still trashed. turns out it lasts a few hours

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# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 04:10

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I'm down

# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 05:20

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 05:24

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

dsipal posted:

i never drink because why would i when weed is a thing but tonight i decided i would and let me tell you, my performance in games is non-existent. time would be much better spent masturbating or watching a movie.

I prefer both because it makes me want less of each

# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 05:37

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

also it sometimes makes u rlly funny right before u pass out. I haven't figured out how to ride that lightning yet

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# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 06:09

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Evil Bob posted:

Gonna post on BYOB around 10PM 2nite

we'll meet u then bud. future cheers

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# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 18:45

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Evil Bob posted:

Evil Bob blinks, post coitus. Groggy from the rum consumed and the physical exertion of the past 42 seconds, he catches the time out of the corner of his eye. 9:59 PM.

The blood drains from his face.

"Honey, are you coming back to bed? What is it?" his wife asks from across the room.

"Trashed crew needs me." He responds.

Without putting on pants he dashes out of the bedroom, only stopping at the fridge before sitting down at his computer. It is BYOB, afterall.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 19:16

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

TL;DR: u don't need pants to get drunk on the internet

# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 19:18

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

i would like to drink a pimm's

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# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 19:31

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

nut posted:

under the sun on a picnic blanket with all of the trashed crew trying to bob for the chunks of fruit in my pimms

*feeds u fruit chunks w/ a knowing smile* :frogbon:

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# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 19:37

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Barking Gecko posted:

My _{_trashed} friends, I am pleased to announce that I have finished work for the week.
I believe it is time for a drink.

glug glug glug

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# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 23:57

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I just donated plasma in order to get trashed posthaste here in TC

donating always makes me all weak and lazy. It also makes a cold one hit like a cold three :froggonk:

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# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 00:51

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I'll drink to that :cheerdoge:

# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 00:53

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Trashed Crew

# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 00:56

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

cashed crew

# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 00:59

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Barking Gecko posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOqy8cC72wA

companion piece:
https://youtu.be/Sp2Zd-btTTQ

# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 01:23

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 01:43

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

is that what I think it is

# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 01:43

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

nut posted:

holy poo poo are we organizing?

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# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 02:08

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

don't even trip

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# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 02:17

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

who's up for a rowdy drinking game

# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 03:47

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 23:43

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

drink twice if you read this post oops u hosed up lol

*also drinks in solidarity w/ ur mistake*

# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 03:49

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