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Kaiser Schnitzel

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alright fine i'll have a beer jeez


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m'orbs, I am out of beer-whoops! What's the next round gonna be? bourbon and water? rum and tonic? straight to the wine?


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Manifisto posted:

I have never mixed rum and tonic water

gin is such a classic combo, it never occurred to me to deviate

I've seen people do vodka tonics but vodka doesn't contribute to the flavor, so it's kind of a wash

I learned it from one of my old southern lady friends and it is great! Keeps the malaria away etc. Very good with a lime wedge or a splash of pineapple juice.


I remembered the reason I ran out of beer was that I'm theoretically on a diet so I went with bourbon and water because those tonic calories are :btroll:


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City of Glompton posted:

i'm sipping enchilada sauce out of a dainty coffee cup ama

show us the dainty cup!


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hittin the sauce and gettin juiced over here


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hey can I uh, borrow that, just for a few months i'll bring it back i promise


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Barking Gecko posted:

Go right ahead, but remember it's your turn to buy the next round.

oh yeah for sure man, definitely.

Oh shoot sorry dude, I've got to run the uh, ole ball and chain is calling. catch you next week thought for sure man.


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Kaiser Schnitzel

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Phew I am just exhausted and well you might even call me trashed!


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Ha-whoopsydoodle I maybe drank too much wine!


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Drank too much wine while playing Dnd and got kind of trashed it was great!


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Red.

Pacifically, an $8 Italian wine called la fiera which I believe claims to be a a montepulciano d’abbruzza (but I think is from the Venetian? Idk how that works)but which is most notable for not giving me a headache. It has kind of a creepy carousel horse in the label but it is a screw cap which is very convenient etc


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magic cactus posted:

sup trashed crew i'm drinking topo chico and listening to negativland. feeling hella trashed in spirit

I just discovered topo chico w/ lime and dang is it good and there is a song about it that pops in my head every time i take a sip which I will link below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyzOy2Z07U4


vanisher posted:

Just sipping a beer posting in T.C. nm hbu friends
i'm drinkin a little wine and about to eat the soup I made (chicken paprikash aka chicken noodle with a fuckton of paprika and parsley)


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currently getting TRASHED on mineral water


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I might get trashed and eat a pizza tonight. only time will tell


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There are 76 posts I didn’t read because I’m too trashed but I’m here to say I’m pretty trashed and I drank too much wine and a nice dubonnet cocktail and cooked a very good dinner and tomorrow I don’t have to do anything I don’t want to do!


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prepuce repurposed posted:

Congrats and happy sleeps KS. I just had a front porch whiskey with a neighbor and it was nice to see a person

My neighbor brought me a tart and it was awesome! I am listening to the Pogues now and they are good but not exactly making me sleepy


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They are singing about someone spewing up in a church though so that seems pretty trashed crew


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Cars big as bars is a good line and is America.txt


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Brute Squad posted:

hell yeah. Shane MacGowan makes me feel better about my singing voice when i'm feeling the trashed crew.

He makes me feel better about my face


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nut posted:

wakign up hangover free i am god

I am not :negative:


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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Hail, hail, the gang's all here- just look at our gang tags! Just look at our gang tags!

Dang ‘Alabama Jubilee’ but trashed crew would be a good song but the chords are complicated!

You oughta see that ole nut
With a big fat beer gut
Pahilla the hun, boy they’re havin some fun
More falafel please, down sloshed on their knees
Ole PSP drunk and stoned as a bone!
Saying drink up drink up,
Gotta empty your cup!
Godspeed to John Glenn,
Drinking wine like a sin
Barking gecko gettin’ mighty wrecked-O
Oh honey hail, hail, the gang’s all here
For a trashed crew jubilee!


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https://voca.ro/kje5sFWbgT1


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nut posted:

because the song is so good I will let these lies about my six pack slide for now

Notice how I waited until you couldn’t probe me before I wrote that :evilbuddy:

(Really gut was just the first rhyme I thought of)


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I'm drinkin old forester and water because I'm trying not to drink so danged much beer and that is my standard non-beer beverage before I switch to wine


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I can't seem to like that seltzer stuff.

I'm just trying to shrink my beer belly a little so i can start growing it again.


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To quote the late great hill country blues man R.L. Burnside- ‘After tonight I’m not gonna drink no more-unless I’m by myself or either with somebody’


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prepuce repurposed posted:

I'd like to hear that one

https://youtu.be/jnKJOC0FjLM

It’s at the end about 3:45 but you should listen to it all! That whole albums is fantastic and he tells a funny joke I like too


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I drank some beers and some wine and I’m feeling pretty :nice:


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nut posted:

cracked a beer for my homies in treashed cru

if there was a trashed cru hill which member would u be and don't say sisqo everyone picks sisqo and don't pick the guy with the jason mask, he was one of the st lunatics and dnot in dru hill

trashed crew king of the hill and im dang ole boomhauer man


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oh but seriously I posted:

i read a story once wherein a russian émigré floated little bits of vegetable in her vodka. sounds cool & i'll probably never do it

My very southern old lady friend puts pickled okra in her (gin) martini so idk maybe that's a thing?!


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prepuce repurposed posted:

I rlly wanna go to blueberry island. I wonder if there are still bluebs growing there

:same:
There is a giant island made of nothing but a 30' high mountain of sand here and you are allowed to let your dogs run around because no bords nest there or anything and they can't escape and it is pretty neat.


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prepuce repurposed posted:



2 yobbers hundreds of miles apart found road beers this week :tinfoil:

Lol that ridiculous Little dog makes me laugh every time


I made a VERY DEEP DISH pizza and drank too much wine and am trashed ama


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prepuce repurposed posted:

Here is quarantine Bosco before I finally found a back alley groomer



and afterwards lmao



Lol he is darling both ways. Here is a song for bosco I hope he likes and does a lil stomp

https://youtu.be/nSdB74zl4cE


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I’m havin a Miller light on my porch and sweating listening to willie Nelson and swatting mosquitos idk why I don’t go inside


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I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it cause I know just what I’m gonna do


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Thunder Moose posted:

Polishing off my bottle of Evan Williams green label.

Ever notice its spelling is the same as Polish-ing?

What's that about?
I know several people who call Evan Williams 'Evil Woman' for divers reasons.

I'm drinking some wine after my DnD beers about to eat some 'za


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red

I like white wine quite alot but I am inclined to drink too much of it and then feel poorly the next day. Also does not pair as well with pizza imo


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prepuce repurposed posted:

I ran out of seltzer so I'm back on that high life wagon

:baduk:
:feelsgood:

My dad says in college high life was their favorite beer because you could throw the bottles really far/hard because maybe it was the only longneck beer bottle back then? idk i like highlife, but only about 3 of them.


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Been tryin not to get so trashed but I got a lol trashed


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might get trash 2nite


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