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Jul 17, 2020 22:09
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The last remaining omelet MRE
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Jul 17, 2020 22:10
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I ate a double whopper with cheese and bacon, large sized after scrambling Jumbo Mountain in Washington. I needed it though, as evidenced by how badly I started shaking as soon as I sat down in my truck to drive home. It was an experience.
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Jul 17, 2020 23:04
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My favorite pre-hike ritual is to make giant, 8-inch homemade chicken pot pies, so they can be thrown into the oven as soon as we get back. The shameful part is that an 8-inch pie becomes a single serving.  Also many, many double whoppers and gallons of Gatorade.
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Jul 18, 2020 03:36
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Ranch here too. Bagels, bologna, and a jar of ranch from the gas station half way home
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Jul 18, 2020 05:31
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an entire box of oreos and a quart of milk
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Jul 19, 2020 01:41
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20 Blunts posted:The last remaining omelet MRE 
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Jul 19, 2020 01:48
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Probably a bunch of chicken quesadillas from Taco Bell
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Jul 19, 2020 18:38
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in n out 4x4 
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Jul 19, 2020 19:05
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When my app has the 2 for 1 deal at McD: 2 quarter pounders w/ cheese, hold the ketchup (keep your tomato sugar syrup) and pickles - I add Sriracha to mine. Shameful? Yes. Do I feel shame? No. I feel full. 20 Blunts posted:The last remaining omelet MRE 
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Jul 19, 2020 19:24
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I just got home from a hike and I'm thinking about going to the local fast food joint that does deep fried dill pickle rounds and getting an order of those and a poutine
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Jul 20, 2020 00:28
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Jul 20, 2020 00:33
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I’ve been slamming pepperoni jalapeño and cream cheese pizza from a place by my apartment after my longer hikes recently
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Jul 20, 2020 00:53
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maccas with two coffees and a coke
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Jul 20, 2020 09:23
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Ploft-shell crab posted:in n out 4x4 I usually did 4x0 with animal fries. If I'm real hungry, extra patties on the side for a 5x0 or 6x0
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Jul 20, 2020 15:48
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we ran out of (good) food on the last 5th day of what we thought was going to be a 3 day trek. (we caught absolutely NO fish at any lakes along the way) When we got back to civilization we stopped at a greasy spoon at around 10ish. I ate a giant breakfast, and when I was done I ordered a big burger and ate that with onion rings. stumbled into the pickup and passed out as my bro drove home
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The Rat posted:Arby's My spirit animal. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who really enjoys Arby's. I'm very food motivated, especially post hike. The last few miles are almost always entirely fueled on loan from whatever I'm going to eat in the drive home. I like good food and nice restaurants but I also love poo poo fast food and hole in the wall towny places. Fish and chips, fresh lake perch, fried chicken, Mexican, Arby's, Wendy's, McDs, Chick-fil-A, barbecue, chili cheese dogs, burgers, wings, ice cream, corn dogs, pizza ... Even 7-11 jalapeno cream cheese taquitos on occasion. I've even gambled with long John silvers. On my first rocky mountain trip, we once did a kfc/taco bell where I ordered off both menus. Got two chicken breasts, coleslaw and gravy, three crunchy tacos and the beefy burrito with the flaming hot Cheetos inside plus cinnamon twists. Ate it all and immediately passed out in my hotel room shortly after. The other time we went to a nice sit down barbeque place in boulder where I ate a whole rack of ribs plus sides. Lately I've been on a dairy queen kick for a large Oreo blizzard and large fried cheese curds. Sometimes I'll throw Chili cheese dog in for good measure. I only weigh 160 lbs so it's a mystery where all this food goes but I eat like a rabies ridden raccoon after I get off the trail.
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Just got done hiking San Bernardino Mountain yesterday and I crushed a double double combo from In n Out in the drive home
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Show up trail filthy at the nearest casino that offers a discounted or free buffet with a new player card club.
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Jul 22, 2020 23:39
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Taco bell taco box while watching Jersey Shore. A decade has passed, and i still remember this shameful day.
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Verman posted:My spirit animal. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who really enjoys Arby's. Arby's was my go to after I got tired of eating Subway. Turkey gyros, turkey and swiss wraps, and buffalo chicken sandwiches were my jam. My buddy got the meat mountain once after one of our trips
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Jul 24, 2020 03:38
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plate of nachos roughly the size of the death star with like every possible nacho topping and some unnatural ones too edit: to be clear i don't really feel shame about this, i guess maybe i feel shame that i don't feel shame. one time i did this on potato chips, i guess that's shameful
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Jul 24, 2020 18:50
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Agreed, while I enjoy more elevated cuisine, I can still roll around in the dumpster like a raccoon once in a while. Post hike food I feel zero shame. I have had some servers laugh/balk when we order a second round of entrees though.
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Jul 24, 2020 19:35
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My last hike I backpacked a stove and cooler full of bratwurst a few miles to a lake so I could just cook a nice meal while on the trail. I wish I had a tiny camper so I could just make myself a real dinner at the trailhead
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KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:plate of nachos roughly the size of the death star with like every possible nacho topping and some unnatural ones too Sometimes I get home from hiking and cook a meal full of both fresh produce and calories. The shame I feel is due to the decadent existence afforded me while others suffer, at Arbys
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Jul 24, 2020 21:13
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There's a great cafe just outside of Joshua Tree National Park called Crossroads Cafe that has great mostly vegan/vegetarian meals, I used to always go there on my way out of the park and get a big hearty soyrizo scramble
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Aug 1, 2020 04:24
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Taco Bell No I do not feel bad afterwards I do feel empty an hour later though
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Aug 1, 2020 04:56
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I always get dairy queen. A blizzard and a burger with fries, maybe a cola on the side. Just gimme all the calories please
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How about the worst food after you leave home? We were headed out for long enough any produce wouldn't last till our return, so I threw it all in the car. When we got to the trailhead there was still a bit left so I threw it in the pack. We got rollin and had a lot of miles to cover and it was buggy so the group didn't want to stop. I was getting pretty hungry, and I had neglected to pack snacks in a reachable pocket, so the only food available was the last of the produce. The orange was delicious, but didn't last me long. The last item was an avacado. You know the ones that never ripen, but start to rot anyway? Turns out it was one of those. But the hunger was like "eat that poo poo man" so I peeled it, scraped off the rot as best I could, and took bites of what tasted like a rancid bland apple. I finished the whole thing. We stopped like 10 minutes later.
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Just finished a trip this weekend and went straight to a brewery. I got four tacos, a soft pretzel and queso, a coke and a Snicker's ice cream bar. Then I ate a piece of pizza when I got home. Zero shame.
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The only shameful thing there is getting a coke at a brewery. It might be the brewery's shame though, if they don't provide any better alcohol free options
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Epitope posted:The only shameful thing there is getting a coke at a brewery. It might be the brewery's shame though, if they don't provide any better alcohol free options Oh no, I got beer also. I just wanted something cold and fizzy after a trip. Nothing washes tacos down better than a cold Coke. The beer was okay.
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Stop past Red Rooster on the way home, get a family box of chips. Make some gravy when I get home using powder mix and fry up literally everything in the bottom of the crisper draw in the skillet. Best combo so far is brussel sprouts, chunky Red Rooster chips, gravy, onion, whole cloves of garlic and soy sausages cut into chunks.
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I did a 6mi tromp yesterday when it was 89F and like 74% humidity at 7am already, and on the way home I stopped and inhaled 2 large twist cones at DQ.
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Epitope posted:How about the worst food after you leave home? Between home and trail, ate a big ol' Denny's breakfast by group decision. None of us were okay after that. Don't know why we thought it was okay to start. Luckily, the stomach gurgles hit us as we spotted a restroom at the start of the trail, so it wasn't too bad.
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Casu Marzu posted:I did a 6mi tromp yesterday when it was 89F and like 74% humidity at 7am already, and on the way home I stopped and inhaled 2 large twist cones at DQ.  I love twist cones and DQ, but I've literally never even considered getting two at a time? Do you eat one before the other or both simultaneously? I imagine both to keep up with the melting.
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A whole box (8) of Carnation ice cream sandwiches. My friend had his own box of 8. We still speak fondly of this day from about 20 years ago.
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Verman posted:
 The first one went down to the cone in like 3 bites cuz I was so hot and miserable.
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Thats impressive because I generally inhale ice cream and don't really get brain freeze. I'm usually finished with my large blizzard before my wife even gets three bites into hers. I think the most ice cream I've ever had at one time was in Michigan at my parents cabin. We walked in town with my nephews to the ice cream shop and they have the midwest flavor "superman" which I hadn't eaten since I was little. I ordered a waffle cone. It was no joke, 4 giant scoops and probably stuck out 6" from the top of the waffle cone. If you don't know superman, its very kid friendly as its hyper sweet and has very intense levels of food coloring. Not my photo  It umm. Well ... The human body should never consume that much food coloring. Or dairy.
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