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I quit fantasy after losing this game because of the KC defense. Absolutely stupid.
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Accepting trade offers for Big Noodle Harris
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Oct 7, 2020 05:58
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Drake now has me sweating a stat correction for the next couple of days.
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Oct 20, 2020 05:35
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Yeah I wouldn't worry about it. This sort of near miss only exists so that the fantasy gods can make me feel stupid about any of the dozen things I could have done or to ruminate on the million little things that could have produced a win. The Fantasy Football Gods only exist to punish. If you win, its only because they forgot about you that week. We can only hope to appease them. Edit:  both of us are still in our divisions' basements after that game so I guess they got you too.
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Oct 20, 2020 12:38
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Every week I'm disappointed because I feel like I should be scoring more points, but then I look at the standings and I'm still undefeated, sooo 
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Quiet Feet posted:Yeah I wouldn't worry about it. This sort of near miss only exists so that the fantasy gods can make me feel stupid about any of the dozen things I could have done or to ruminate on the million little things that could have produced a win. You can't be in the basement if that's where I live 
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Oct 21, 2020 19:36
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Paul Proteus posted:I quit fantasy after losing this game because of the KC defense. Absolutely stupid. Had to quote myself. If I play against the KC defense on another team I'm going to scream. First the 18 point day, now the 23..
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Oct 26, 2020 00:11
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I'll trade ya
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Oct 26, 2020 00:26
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Hi. I'm dead. Thanks.
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Oct 26, 2020 00:34
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Quiet Feet posted:Hi. I'm dead. Thanks. Me too, I finally lost a game and will be out of 1st place for the first time this season. RIP
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Oct 26, 2020 01:23
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This team is my great shame. Most of my other leagues I'm doing alright, but not this shameful league. I might as well change my team name to Tiffany Trump
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Oct 26, 2020 18:43
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considering how hard you got dunked on, Meghan McCain might be a more appropriate name
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Oct 26, 2020 23:36
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Cool I'm only 2nd in points against after this week where I lost my only full-time RB and probably both my starting WRs! 
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Oct 27, 2020 12:57
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https://twitter.com/WDikfitinyomouf/status/1321891574280646657
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Oct 29, 2020 18:21
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I'll feel bad for you just as soon as I'm finished mopping up the blood and entrails of my exploded hell roster. Seriously though some of you need more beer-y names.
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Oct 29, 2020 20:48
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Quiet Feet posted:Seriously though some of you need more beer-y names. Beer league, more like bore league 
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Oct 29, 2020 21:06
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sorry, i thought my sci-fi names were pretty good
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Oct 29, 2020 21:12
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I liked the Ertz one! I like Cole Beersley too though. 
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Oct 30, 2020 01:02
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We could just rip some of these off, right? https://footballabsurdity.com/2018/09/25/last-goll-for-allen-cohol-fantasy-football-team-names-alcohol-themed-edition/
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Oct 30, 2020 01:23
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Drunk Nerds would probably like that. I was debating doing something stupid like changing my name to Hard Soda Stream and just streaming my entire lineup at this point. Not going to though. You can pry Chubbs cold dead knees from my cold dead hands.
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Paul Proteus posted:We could just rip some of these off, right? That was before I had a name-writing team workshopping every one, so they are of considerably worse quality. We should do a beer week, hmmm... need something to bridge between halloween and Thanksgiving name lists
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Oct 30, 2020 19:44
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Please dont get fired before our matchup, at least try surrendering play calls
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At least fire the OC first
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As commissioner I promise fines. I'm fine. You guys seem fine. There we go. Lots of fines.
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funkybottoms posted:considering how hard you got dunked on, Meghan McCain might be a more appropriate name chatted poo poo, got banged
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You've still got a chance. It's entirely likely that Evans does nothing but the Buccs are up by 47 at the half and just run it while Tom Brady slips pina coladas on the sideline.
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If McKinnon's garbage time TD against the Packers with :04 left on the clock wins my matchup this week I will die of laughter (all the way to the bank)
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the yellow dart posted:If McKinnon's garbage time TD against the Packers with :04 left on the clock wins my matchup this week I will die of laughter (all the way to the bank) i was bitter when i saw the score this morning. like, how did Jones not get a loving touchdown?
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Nov 6, 2020 18:45
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Apparently it was more important to get Mercedes Lewis involved. Also I guess MVS's schtick is either TD passes or drops and nothing in between.
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funkybottoms posted:i was bitter when i saw the score this morning. like, how did Jones not get a loving touchdown? "Packers at the 2-yard line for the third time tonight, very important that they don't run the ball here ever"
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Don't suppose anyone is interested in some handcuffs? 
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I appreciate the pity wins from Lager division but it's okay, I'm doomed. Hey here's a fun fact: I traded Mike Gesicki to my opponent this week, Raeg Against the Mahomes, and if he'd have started him instead of Jared Cook I would have lost by .22 points.
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Quiet Feet posted:I appreciate the pity wins from Lager division but it's okay, I'm doomed. Along with a dozen other good breaks that brought you victory..... yet a win is a win and it looks like you sure put in the work for it, so enjoy.
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We did beer team names, today: Cam Adams Gronk-toberfest Michel-obe Schultz-tra Hill-Waller-key’s Prest S-Tee-l Reeks-Irv Odell-o Especi-Allen S-Bell-a Carr-tois Helaire-Hogan-t Bass-tard Newt Bell-gium Fant Tyre Geneceede Kareem Ale Moss Drew-l Patrick-ico Clara Stefon-ders Golliday IPA Young-L-Ingram Zack & Tann Gore-ona Ekstra The Malcomist Burkhead-y Topper Perineken Edwards For-Tee Hands Ginn-ess Traut
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Quiet Feet posted:No Wentz&Stefon'er? I don't remember seeing that in the discord channel. What beer is it referencing, I'm too dense to see it.
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