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*brushes back my neon orange hair* Alright! My move! I draw one card and send two cards to my discard pile! This lets me play two energy cards and bring Combat Fish onto the field! Your move! (I must win! If I do not, I will never save the orphans or my long lost identical twin brother who I thought was dead!) |
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Oh, I realized, Iron Chef. What you failed to realize is I have this in my hand! I play Small Town Christian Licensing Board, negating the effects of your Adult Novelty Store on Sundays, which would be today! |
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Jul 19, 2020 23:27
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Aaah no! (This can't end like this! I must rescue the orphans!) *draws card, smirks* Your plan would have worked, if it wasn't for this! I play Planned Parenthood Center! Dick Johnson's attack is safely diverted from me to the Planned Parenthood Center, negating all damage! Next, I sacrifice three cardboard box energy cards to play Supple Young Child to the field! Next, I activate Lost The Remote In The Couch! This card lets me shuffle five cards from my hand into my deck in order to pull any one card I choose from it! The card I choose is... Child Molestation Accusation! I attach it to YOUR Dick Johnson, reducing his attack power to 2! Finally, I set twenty cards face down on the play patio and end my turn. High on the hog, 90's style. |
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Jul 20, 2020 05:28
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Inania's Left Ring Finger?! There's only three people in the world who possess that card. Where did you get that?
High on the hog, 90's style. |
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Jul 20, 2020 06:33
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My cousin received that card from our sensei... He took us in and taught us how to play card games when our parents were killed in that freak accidental car crash that was in no way caused by any nefarious people... I will beat you and redeem Cousin Blimbo's honor! I play this card I had in my pocket the whole time! Chicago: The Windy City! This card blows all face up cards on your side of the play patio onto the floor for the dog to chew up! High on the hog, 90's style. |
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Jul 20, 2020 06:49
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(I must win and redeem Cousin Blimbo! I must win and become the Mayor of Card Games!) |
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Jul 20, 2020 17:22
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Heh, just as I thought you'd do. You seem to have forgotten my twenty facedown cards. I activate the first of them, Government Bailout! This negates the effect of your Citigroup Center and, with the activation of my next facedown card, Greasy Greased Palms, I turn that $320 million loss into an under the table gain! |
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Jul 20, 2020 20:27
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Manifisto posted:
Ha! You've activated Combat Fish's special ability: spawning season! I can add an additional five Combat Fish from my deck to my hand and set them on the play patio! They also get a bonus 20 attack each thanks to my Smoked Salmon card! |
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Jul 21, 2020 00:12
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go fish
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Manifisto posted:I play my candiru trap card, rip your peehole Or so you would, if I didn't have... THIS! FISHERMAN'S CONDOM! |
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Jul 21, 2020 01:29
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Manifisto posted:that's a piece of kelp, op Bwaaaaa! It cannot be! This game is far from over! My penis may be mangled, but I'm still in it to win it! |
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