- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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At the tills in a supermarket:
Cashier: ok sir, that'll be 3 dollars. Cash or card?
My already outlandish, spiked, hair grows to even larger proportions as it swells with excitement.
Me: Card you say? So be it, worthy challenger!
*whips out a wrist mounted gaming patio*
Me: I play expired credit card in attack mode and its special ability "fumbling round in my wallet" allows me to special summon "cheque that will definitely bounce" directly to the field
Cashier: security!? Yeah - he's back again.
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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