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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
hes going to use a pair of pliers to remove rey mysterio's eye

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
how would you remove someone's eye, thread?

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
"WWE will never resort to that blood and guys stuff our competitors are doing"

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

hoping this is like the end of jaws 3, just instead of shark jaws flying at the viewer it's an eye

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Seth Rollins posted:

hes going to use a pair of pliers to remove rey mysterio's eye

As everyone knows, eyes are just marbles in our sockets that allow us to see.

Capisano
Sep 11, 2001

Brutal
Mysterio wearing high-vis and still sneaks up on Rollins

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Seth Rollins posted:

how would you remove someone's eye, thread?

I would bring in a really attractive person and make them wolf-whistle with eyes popping out like the cartoons.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Seth Rollins posted:

how would you remove someone's eye, thread?

A spoon

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

To win the match you have to extract your opponents eye.

*Chain wrestles*

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

I like how kendo sticks are now just normal to find in the construction of a wrestling ring.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
It's funny that they didn't have Kane or Undertaker rip someone's eye out with all the dumb poo poo they've done over the past decades

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
why is there a referee and not, like, a medic

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Is this match being fought under No Large Sons Allowed rules?

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

A corkscrew would probably work well.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
So what after the match it'll be Seth Rollns and Rey Mysteriio or Seth Rolliins and Rey Mystero? big loving deal

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."

Fat Lowtax posted:

Is this match being fought under No Large Sons Allowed rules?

There are no rules, Byron!

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
Why is there even a referee in the ring

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



This match is what if mdickie was booking.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
lol Seth yelling I'M GONNA GET THAT EYE

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Rey Mysterio gonna loss his i and will henceforth be known as Rey Mystero.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

The Croc posted:

This match is what if mdickie was booking.

dynamite on a tower of motorcycles match

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

EL BROMANCE posted:

Rey Mysterio gonna loss his i and will henceforth be known as Rey Mystero.

wow what an entirely WWE move to steal a post literally a minute after it was made

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1285000704399077379
Bryan seems convinced this is an audible and we're not getting a CGEye

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
it's actually their eyes, and not the letter "i"

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

explosivo posted:

https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1285000704399077379
Bryan seems convinced this is an audible and we're not getting a CGEye

I'm thinking it might be a gimmick under the screen on Rey's eye.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

explosivo posted:

https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1285000704399077379
Bryan seems convinced this is an audible and we're not getting a CGEye

I will be disappointed if we don't get the advertised CGEye

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
lol seth yelling "I'm gonna get it!"

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
"The point of the chair" come on be real there's no point to anything here

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this is gross

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

No, no it's okay I still have my eye

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Seth Rollins posted:

how would you remove someone's eye, thread?

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
The referee running full speed to see if Seth's eye is still in the socket has made this my favorite comedy match of the year

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Use the duct tape!

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
well this loving sucks so far

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
I thought nothing was actually going Live right now, I thought all this was taped and the Live in the corner was just WWE being WWE.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

RealFoxy posted:

The referee running full speed to see if Seth's eye is still in the socket has made this my favorite comedy match of the year

Yeah this was great

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

its really unfair that rollins only has 1 target while rey gets 2

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
is rey's eyeball going to fall out from behind his mask

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Seth Rollins is not good at knots.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Should have had Rey come out like this

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