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https://twitter.com/SolarFlairYT/status/1284935204247867397
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Jul 22, 2020 08:34
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According to her twitter profile Jupiter🌺 is 19. Witch you a baby youself! Come back when you're old enough to have at least one wart with hair growing out of it, then you can give baby witches the talk about safe hex.
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Jul 22, 2020 09:34
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#BlackGirlMagic buries Manhattan a massive tidal surge, killing tens of thousands.
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Jul 22, 2020 09:39
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What are the witch ranks? is baby the lowest rank, can you be an apprentice baby??? how many crystals do i need to level up exactly?
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Jul 22, 2020 09:39
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I've been so busy railing against stupid poo poo that I forgot to ask -- what actually is hexing the moon supposed to do, and why would someone hex the moon anyway?
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Jul 22, 2020 13:14
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good. the moon has had this coming for a long time. im tired of the moons poo poo.
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Jul 22, 2020 13:54
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YeahTubaMike posted:I've been so busy railing against stupid poo poo that I forgot to ask -- what actually is hexing the moon supposed to do, and why would someone hex the moon anyway?
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Jul 22, 2020 14:29
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This is just so disrespectful to all the hags and crones out there who've been grinding from day 1
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Jul 22, 2020 15:47
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Hi I'm xXbabywitch420Xx and welcome to my moon hex speed-run. As per the rules we'll be starting the timer after the last ritual candle is lit, and stopping once the sea of tranquility clamours with the screams of a thousand lost souls. Please remember to like and subscribe *yells unintelligibly*
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Jul 22, 2020 16:10
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Why can't people just come to terms that they are not special?
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Jul 22, 2020 16:38
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I don't want to upset anyone but I don't find this very convincing at all.
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Jul 22, 2020 16:52
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ene mene beinprothese der mond ist ab sofort aus käse hex hex!
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Jul 22, 2020 17:10
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YeahTubaMike posted:I've been so busy railing against stupid poo poo that I forgot to ask -- what actually is hexing the moon supposed to do, and why would someone hex the moon anyway? To gain followers on tik tok? As you must have noticed by now lots of serious witches are angry about this kind of childish behaviour.
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Jul 22, 2020 17:31
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hexing and not hexing the moon have the exact same effect, but one of them is way funnier.
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Jul 22, 2020 17:40
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DangerDongs posted:Why can't people just come to terms that they are not special? history is chock full of people proving that everyone isn't interesting in any way.
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Jul 22, 2020 18:21
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:hexing and not hexing the moon have the exact same effect, but one of them is way funnier. You say that like you don’t remember what happened to our second moon. 
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Jul 22, 2020 18:34
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what did the moon even do to them why they starting on the moon that's not right that's not
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Jul 22, 2020 18:48
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl0XLHy7kes
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Jul 22, 2020 18:50
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Are there any good Youtube videos or Tumblr blogs you'd recommend for getting started in witchcraft? I really loving hate Pluto.
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Jul 22, 2020 19:04
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Just chaos magick yourself into a witch, all you need is a sigil and a lot of cum
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Jul 22, 2020 19:27
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Sweet, just need to get a sigil and I'm set.
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Jul 22, 2020 19:40
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If you can see this  you may have been hexed 
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Jul 22, 2020 19:46
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The Bible posted:I don't want to upset anyone but I don't find this very convincing at all. Figured you'd be all "suffer not a witch to live" kind of thing, especially after what they did to the moon and all
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Jul 22, 2020 20:01
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Colonel Cancer posted:If you can see this I’m not worried. The moon will protect me.
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Jul 22, 2020 20:33
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if you havin moon problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 problems but a witch ain't one
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Jul 22, 2020 21:03
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Vakal posted:Moon Boy was the best fool. gently caress Butterbumps and Patchface. Hey there, lunar boy Orbiting in space so fancy free
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Jul 22, 2020 21:17
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This is terrifying and all but has anyone ever tried hacking the moon?
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Jul 22, 2020 21:20
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can my balls be hexed to be cube shaped
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Jul 22, 2020 21:22
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Two down, two to go!  
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Jul 22, 2020 21:50
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Parsley posted:what did the moon even do to them There's a reason taunting someone with your disgusting bare rear end is called "mooning." The moon is taunting all of us 24/7, it's about time we gave it some payback
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Jul 22, 2020 23:13
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Mega64 posted:Are there any good Youtube videos or Tumblr blogs you'd recommend for getting started in witchcraft? I really loving hate Pluto. 1) Choose one or more of these: Wicca Thelema Astrology Enochia Ars Goetia Chaos Magick Ancient Hinduism Hermetic Qabalah 2) Have some basic knowledge of mythology, which you do, you Final Fantasy nerd. Neeeeerd. 3) Study a shitload of philosophy and practice arguing with people telling you that your beliefs are stupid. You'll need to justify "the thought-form of the collective consciousness is objectively more concrete under the accepted premises of materialism than your subjective perception of reality" and be able to use "the veil" as both a metaphor and something that really exists. 4) Buy stone-based jewelry, incense, light fabric clothes, and if it's winter keep adding layers of really light fabric to cover yourself. Just really try to look like a rich hippie recreating Ritchie Blackmore's Shadow of the Moon album cover. 5) Buy eyeliners, concealers, and a full palette of eyeshadows. You can skip the former two but you cannot skip on the eyeshadows. You are very welcome. Elentor fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Jul 22, 2020 |
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Jul 22, 2020 23:22
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If you want to practice witchcraft you should eat rear end and get drunk, those are powerful sources of mystic energy.
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Jul 22, 2020 23:26
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Can we hex the earth to even out the moon hex? Asking for a witch friend. Pls send spell instructions. Here's one of my favorite spells for u A Recipe Spell This ritual requires a picture of you with your ex-partner. If you don’t have one, you can use one of your photos and one of your partner. In this way, the love spell to recover your ex will be much more effective. But remember, always use a copy of a picture, because you don’t want to boil the original one… Or do you? It may happen that in a moment of rage you have destroyed all of your ex’s photos (been there, done that). In this case, you can write your ex-partner’s name on a white sheet. But do it with a red ink pen. And you would do the same process as with the photo. As you know, the moon will also help us in this ritual. That is why it is essential that this spell is casted in a crescent moon. Difficulty: Advanced Effectiveness: 4/5 You need the following components: A copy of you with your ex A saucepan A clean pot Two cinnamon sticks White ribbon of paper or cloth A flowerpot with a beautiful plant A ritual: Put a saucepan with water and boil it. When the boiling point is reached, add two cinnamon sticks. After that add a photo of your and your ex, former lover. We add a photo to boil your love towards you again. Boil everything for about five minutes. After 5 minutes, take a picture out with a wooden spoon and place it in a clean pot. Then, remove cinnamon sticks and put them in a same pot. Sticks must not touch a photo. Wait two minutes for everything to cool down. Place these two cinnamon sticks on one of the corners of a photo and begin to roll up this photo. Do it very slowly in order to avoid paper fracturing. While you are doing this, think of your loved one who is going to return back to you. Visualize your life with that person. Carefully take the white ribbon and wrap it around this rolled photo. You have to bury it until your ex returns. Here you’ll have to use a flowerpot. Remove the plant from a pot and place the wrapped photo on the bottom of the plant. Last step would be to put a flower back in that flowerpot. You need to take care of a plant because it needs to grow. Once your ex-partner returns, you must take that photo out of a flowerpot. Burn it and throw the ashes on the ground, somewhere away from your house.
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Jul 22, 2020 23:34
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We’ve already soaked the whole thing in the blood of innocents so I don’t know what else you want us to do
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Jul 22, 2020 23:39
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Terebus posted:Here's one of my favorite spells for u Go take a flying gently caress at the moon.
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Jul 22, 2020 23:48
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More pro-tips, if you want to be a witch but you don't want to just follow the current dressing code, remember that you can always look like a concept art for Interview with the Vampire instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBmSlA5BgCY
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Jul 22, 2020 23:53
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If you were really a witch then why would you dress like a witch and give yourself away. Though the witches who dress like witches always turn out fine while it's the witches who don't dress like witches that usually get put to death, so I guess I just answered my own question.
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Jul 23, 2020 00:14
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"What's the craziest thing you've ever done, babe?" "Well...I was hanging out with a couple of my girlfriends the other day..." "Uh huh..." "And we were feeling kinda naughty..." "Nice..." "So we decided to cast a hex on the moon for fun!" "HOLY poo poo YOU DID WHA 
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Mega64 posted:If you were really a witch then why would you dress like a witch and give yourself away. I don't think you're getting it 90% of being a witch is dressing like a witch.
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Jul 23, 2020 00:37
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