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BigBadSteve posted:Go take a flying gently caress at the moon. Quit sending bad energy at me, i will reflect it back
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Elentor posted:I don't think you're getting it I don't think you are getting it, no one cares about how you dress. What did you post on tik tok?
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Being a witch is 100% about buying lots of candles and wearing way too much gauze. It's the fashion% speedrun of religions. Who needs coherent dogma when you have Stevie Nicks.doverhog posted:I don't think you are getting it, no one cares about how you dress. What did you post on tik tok? Don't sign your posts.
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doverhog posted:I don't think you are getting it, no one cares about how you dress. What did you post on tik tok? hahahaha
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Jul 23, 2020 00:54
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I recognize the contradiction in hindsight. Some spells fizzle, Puck must have hexed me.
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doverhog posted:I recognize the contradiction in hindsight. Some spells fizzle, Puck must have hexed me. Pick having an interest in animals does not make them her familiars, or Pick a witch.
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Jul 23, 2020 01:52
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I have a serious digital witchery question: if China uses TikTok to steal these witches' personal data, do they gain some control over the witches' hex energy--and perhaps by extension the moon? Like is TikTok functioning as some sort of talisman or phylactery or something? Asking
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Jul 23, 2020 01:57
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Got to get in tune with sister moon, or else you’re doomed by this brand new anime-mage who‘s made you hex the wrong thing.
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I don’t know if it’s been covered in this thread but I believe hexing the moon to be a fool’s errand 
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Jul 23, 2020 04:41
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Lol imagine believing in weak rear end moon gods. Good job baby witches tbf, no gods no masters! Also how do these tiktok witches explain the nazi moon base on the dark side of the moon?? Are they fash? Moon gods = nazis???
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Jul 23, 2020 08:57
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learnin a lot about the moon itt
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Fly me to the moon and let me hex among the stars Let me curse gods I dislike, say a Jupiter or Mars
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:You can't stop me hexing the moon my big gloved cartoon hands extending to the refrain of a slide whistle across infinite black space to home in on two glowing bum cheeks rotating about the axis of this earth, slap slap slap goes the flesh retort as I slap away at the moon's freakishly doughy bottom. It giggles precociously as its prodigious mounds quiver with a BWOING-OING-OING and the hysterical masses scream STOP YOU CANT DO THAT TO THE MOON'S rear end, THE GODS WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS clouds busting open to interrupt the outrage, its Zeus and his lecherous grin lasering onto the sight of this lunar depravity with nothing but emphatic enthusiasm as his voice booms across the cosmos MAKE THAT BITCH WHOLE rear end LOOK LIKE PICKLED BEETS this post put a hex on my bung hole
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Jul 23, 2020 09:09
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doverhog posted:I don't think you are getting it, no one cares about how you dress. What did you post on tik tok? I have seen her posts in the selfie thread and she dresses cool as poo poo it turns out. I defer to her witch knowledge
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Jul 23, 2020 09:12
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FungiCap posted:Unhex the moon. FREE THE M O O N
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Jul 23, 2020 09:16
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Elentor posted:Fly me to the moon and let me hex among the stars Bayonetta warned us
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Jul 23, 2020 09:27
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I'll for realsies do free tarot readings for any goons in this thread. PM me your 1. Real name or username 2. Birthday day/month only 3. Topic like romance, career, family, general status or advice If you don't have PMs, lol
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Jul 23, 2020 12:06
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If you don't wear the hat you're not a proper 
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Riot Bimbo posted:Faith takes a lot of directions, none of them are invalid or wrong friend Faith is a problem. It's designed to block critical thinking.
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No. 6 posted:Faith is a problem. It's designed to block critical thinking. How's this for a critical thought: THE MOON IS loving HEXED, AND APOLLO IS PISSED.
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somebody please hex the sun. it is too hot.
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Did the hex work? Im worried about these witches.
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Terebus posted:Quit sending bad energy at me, i will reflect it back I am rubber, you are glue, everything bad bounces off me and sticks to you.
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poverty goat posted:somebody please hex the sun. it is too hot. Wait till Apollo hears about this!! He gonna be real mad, that apollo
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Apollo is Ra's bitch boi, I ain't afraid of him
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Colonel Cancer posted:Wait till Apollo hears about this!! He gonna be real mad, that apollo Just have to send for Ivan Drago.
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I saw this on Zulily and it reminded me of this thread  
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the moon got what was coming to it finally
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Thinkin' bout those witches.
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quarterbacks, witches -- the rest be bitches 
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too long has the space egg terrorized the peaceful people of earth. i for one am glad of the witch babies.
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poverty goat posted:somebody please hex the sun. it is too hot. hexing the sun only makes it hotter! you need to do a rain dance to summon some clouds
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https://reductress.com/post/heres-how-these-tiktok-witches-hexed-the-moon-to-make-it-gently caress-the-sun/quote:When asked if the TikTok witches are afraid of the apocalyptic repercussions of going against witchcraft, nature, and gods, ultimately endangering humanity, they quickly replied, “ok, Boomer.” Yas! We stan rebellious teen sorcery!
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Klyith posted:hexing the sun only makes it hotter! It rained here for 5 minutes and went away. Now it’s even more humid. Thanks, Rain God 
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:https://reductress.com/post/heres-how-these-tiktok-witches-hexed-the-moon-to-make-it-gently caress-the-sun/ i get the feeling that the correct response to literally everything that person says is ok boomer
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i get the feeling that the correct response to literally everything that person says is ok boomer Reductress is a parody site
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peanut posted:I'll for realsies do free tarot readings for any goons in this thread. PM me your This person is definitely going to hex you, don't fall for it!!!! I will do freer, better tarot readings for any goon who PMs me their credit card number, social security number, and mother's maiden name
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If the moon isn't already cursed explain werewolves!!
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They're actually aliens
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Ghost Leviathan posted:They're actually aliens Huh. Fair enough.
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