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So I first heard about this because my witchy friends were pissed off about it, and I completely adore how literally nobody seems to know what the end goal of hexing the moon is. Like, the people who think this is real and important are bewildered because... What even the gently caress, why are people hexing the moon
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What's the difference between a hex and a curse anyway?
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Hattie Masters posted:So I first heard about this because my witchy friends were pissed off about it, and I completely adore how literally nobody seems to know what the end goal of hexing the moon is. The answer is probably basically 'it's 2020' for all intents and purposes and I cannot blame them
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if these witches were serious theyd put an aura piercing hex on a silver bullet and shoot the moon
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if you could magic, what would you do? I know I certainly wouldn't hex the moon (pbuh). I'd probably cast a spell that zonked out my anxiety or gave me a lot of money
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*checks the handout* Umm, excuse me, is this right? Hex the moon? It is? Oh I'm very sorry. I thought this was a Thelema chapter and we were going to have sex with the moon goddess. I'll see my self out.
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:if you could magic, what would you do? I know I certainly wouldn't hex the moon (pbuh). I'd probably cast a spell that zonked out my anxiety or gave me a lot of money id enlarge my butthole. not for sex stuff, but so my poop could easily slide out and i could save 5 minutes a day
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Robo Reagan posted:if these witches were serious theyd put an aura piercing hex on a silver bullet and shoot the moon and we're back to bayonetta
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You can’t hex the moon but you can kick its rear end
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:if you could magic, what would you do? Honestly just get myself a lot of money.
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Hattie Masters posted:So I first heard about this because my witchy friends were pissed off about it, and I completely adore how literally nobody seems to know what the end goal of hexing the moon is. Some people just want to see the moon burn.
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Jul 24, 2020 19:56
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:if you could magic, what would you do? I know I certainly wouldn't hex the moon (pbuh). I'd probably cast a spell that zonked out my anxiety or gave me a lot of money I'd cast magic missile 
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:if you could magic, what would you do? I know I certainly wouldn't hex the moon (pbuh). I'd probably cast a spell that zonked out my anxiety or gave me a lot of money I've given this a lot of thought and I wouldn't do anything big. 'I can do magic' doesn't mean 'I am the only person in the world who can do magic'. Fame and fortune would draw the eye of more experienced and powerful magic people. So I would just focus on self-improvement and personal health (read: looking really, really hot).
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Jul 24, 2020 20:01
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There’s no cows on the mooooooooon.. or are there? 
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Elentor posted:Honestly just get myself a lot of money. you need some necropants
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I've given this a lot of thought and I wouldn't do anything big. 'I can do magic' doesn't mean 'I am the only person in the world who can do magic'. Fame and fortune would draw the eye of more experienced and powerful magic people. I've given this some more thought, and I think this means I just lack ambition. The moon-hexing witches didn't let this kind of logic slow them down and accomplished so much already.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I've given this some more thought, and I think this means I just lack ambition. well-behaved witches seldom make history
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:if you could magic, what would you do? I know I certainly wouldn't hex the moon (pbuh). I'd probably cast a spell that zonked out my anxiety or gave me a lot of money curse my neighbors garden and lawn to always be wilting and brown and all cats/dogs will poop there too, gently caress you richard and your perennials >:[
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christmas boots posted:I don’t know if it’s been covered in this thread but I believe hexing the moon to be a fool’s errand imagine thinking you could wage a psychic attack against David Lynch smh
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Jul 24, 2020 20:53
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I looked into magic after that episode of midnight gospel with Damien Echols and it’s basically just positive thinking and meditation
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R.L. Stine posted:you need some necropants Coins... Are stored in the balls? Wow that's far out
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Mild necro just to point out that a quick examination of the most powerful people in the world demonstrates that caring exclusively about yourself at the expense of others (or, temporarily, doing everything in your power to enable those people to live lives of ultimate selfishness) is ultimately the only magic that works I do not mean to specifically ridicule people who believe they have magical fey powers, as again everyone who believes in absolutely anything is equally insane
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the moon isn't real OP
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Jul 29, 2020 19:36
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Finally. Moon had it coming.
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Jul 29, 2020 19:52
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People who don't believe in anything not backed by "concrete facts" are bores and not really human if you think about it.
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Jul 29, 2020 21:16
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Actually concrete facts are really interesting. For example did you know that ancient people added volcanic ash which allowed the mix to set underwater?
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Jul 29, 2020 21:20
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Little known fact: cumcrete does not exist. Do not even search for it. Abandon it at once.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Little known fact: cumcrete does not exist. Do not even search for it. Abandon it at once. this guy is hiding something and i will not be fooled *cue montage of intense cumcrete investigation in libraries, laboratories, ancient monasteries, etc.*
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Jul 29, 2020 21:56
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Somewhere in this Twitter thread is the single post I am going to use to help raise my children as atheists
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christmas boots posted:Actually concrete facts are really interesting. For example did you know that ancient people added volcanic ash which allowed the mix to set underwater? used tires are fuel in clinker kilns because they burn at such a high heat for long periods of time
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So has Apollo sent the evil sun from Mario 3 after anyone yet?
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