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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Do they post these themselves over there cause if so I feel like they’ve missed half the point of what makes standup comedy good, the atmosphere and delivery.

Now when you take a famous person and put one of their quotes over it’s not funny just because of the punchline, but because you have heard the bit before or know the comedian well enough to picture them telling the joke, it doesn’t work for random people of reddit.

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Roberto_Silencio
Mar 9, 2004

lets start advertising and make us some real money
i'm just not laughing maybe someone could do some material about fries piled high or a man's blown out anus

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Roberto_Silencio posted:

i'm just not laughing maybe someone could do some material about fries piled high or a man's blown out anus

ehhhhhhhhhhhhwhat's with the all men's blown out anuses!?!?!

can barely see em with all these fries piled high!!!!!!!!!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


He calls it cold slaw...because it's cold

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
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Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


man if all it takes to be a stand-up comedian is loving rambling I should have done an open koc night already instead of spending all this time preparing

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


YeahTubaMike posted:

This was so unfunny that it made me laugh out loud, especially with the expression on the guy's face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR8QBBrR3DA

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Puppy Galaxy posted:



all of the standupshots from the YKS guys get banned from the sub lol

this guy is my sworn enemy

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I'd love to be a comedian but hate public speaking so maybe a 45 minute slideshow of this poo poo?

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008
what the gently caress

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020



go off king

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

I feel as though this one could be saved but I'd rather not put in the time

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Hey, I know doors just opened but how long is this open mic?

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Hey, I know doors just opened but how long is this open mic?

long enough to scrape the bottom

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.
Nothing is less sexy than pornography and nothing is less funny than stand up comedy - some guy

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010




5.6k upvotes

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!


sum1 isnt getting any traction w the astrologirls

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

I hope this dude gets punched in the face often.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

:ohno:

MY INEVITABLE DEBT
Apr 21, 2011
I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.

so thats where virgil has been

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


whats the peel with bananas anyway?????

original content please don't steal

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica




Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

lol

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBpVHdWd8J4

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

lmao

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

This is incredible

sliami
Apr 28, 2018



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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Lmfao

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

What's the deal with you two getting into a slapfights?

Gary and Ape please do not.

lol your new AV, love it

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


A great tragedy of the Trump administration which will be long forgotten under all the other bullshit is that it made every loving comedian regardless of qualifications or ability go into political comedy

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


someone on twitter was spamming /r/standupshots with poo poo like this and it was probably the funniest the sub has ever been



BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Roberto_Silencio posted:

i'm just not laughing maybe someone could do some material about fries piled high or a man's blown out anus

Mite put it on the menu.

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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

YeahTubaMike posted:

This was so unfunny that it made me laugh out loud, especially with the expression on the guy's face.

he tried it live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG_dVJ4WM_M

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