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Prof. Crocodile

i said-a hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie
to the hip hip hop-a you don't stop the rock,
it to the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
now what you hear is not a test: i'm rappin' to the beat
someone bumped me and i dropped my ice cream in the street

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Prof. Crocodile

you can find me in da club, bottle full of bub
look mami I got the x, if you into takin' drugs
i'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love
wait don't run away can I at least get a hug

Prof. Crocodile

if you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a playa or pimp
i'm morbidly obese so I walk with a limp

Prof. Crocodile

hut one, hut two, hut three, hut
ol' dirty bastard live and uncut
styles unbreakable, shatterproof
to the young youth, don't stare at my dead tooth

Prof. Crocodile

Khanstant posted:

I am a dog
So take your time with my drat massage
In a French-poodle restaurant
Take your time with my drat croissants

:hmmyes:

Prof. Crocodile

some very dope rhymes ITT, but also some great malaise

2020 is the least baller time to be a rapper, imho

Prof. Crocodile

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Break bread with your friend and me
No matter how many cats you send
I'll pet who you send to me

:hmmyes:

all the dopest rhymes are about cats and all true mc's know this

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Prof. Crocodile

me and you
your momma and your cousin too
rolling down the strip on vogues
teeth as bad as that guy from the pogues

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