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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Leon chews and carries around an empty soda bottle to spit his chaw in. Looks just like iced tea fuckin gross man. I think I need to stop patronizing Leon’s Arnold Palmer stand. I gotta admit though, that poo poo is loving TANGY.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Leon is Noel spelled backwards. jesus CHRIST
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Jul 25, 2020 03:15
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He was great as the straight man in Cool Runnings. And I guess he was fine in the Like a Prayer video. Didn't have any lines...
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Jul 25, 2020 03:19
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I just heard he's one of the remaining Lowtax patrons. 
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Jul 25, 2020 04:22
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Leon owns the house that you see the very first christmas lights on every year
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Jul 25, 2020 04:25
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Annoying bird
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Jul 25, 2020 04:34
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Leon borrowed my power drill once three years ago and I never saw it again but last week when I finally went over to ask for it back I noticed he had a lot of shelves in his house.
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Jul 25, 2020 05:15
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Leon is a real son of a bitch. That fucker borrowed my truck three days ago, crashed it into a tree, then called me and told me where it was and that I should "go pick it up 'cuz I'm not bringin' it back."
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Jul 25, 2020 05:54
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Big Beef City posted:I hung out at Leon's place and it was cool. RC owns so I assume your issue is that you can't imagine how one dude can be so insanely awesome
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Jul 25, 2020 07:03
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Jul 25, 2020 07:16
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Leon, Leon Leon, Leon Born is the King of Saskatchewan
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Jul 25, 2020 13:37
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Actually Leon is beautiful & perfect https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZnbmWSkO7Y
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Jul 25, 2020 14:44
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Leon calls instead of txting but never leaves voicemail
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Jul 25, 2020 14:50
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lmao leon just went next door and put a couple thousand or so steel ball bearings underneat that rear end in a top hat greg's lawn mower. absolute ballbearing-pilled as hell. loving dipshit is going to think he's back in iraq when he turns that poo poo on.
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Jul 25, 2020 16:40
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each one of Leon's pockets is just sloshing with a different type of lukewarm soup
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Jul 25, 2020 16:42
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leon stopped at McDonalds on the way TO the farmers market and he's checkin poo poo out with the bag still in his hand.
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Jul 25, 2020 16:50
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Empty Sandwich posted:each one of Leon's pockets is just sloshing with a different type of lukewarm soup yeah he got soup-pilled a few years ago, apparently he thought you could run a diesel engine on beef consomme lmao he ruined that loving dumbass greg's truck
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Jul 25, 2020 16:53
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I went to Leon's place again the other day and noticed the only art he had on his walls was a framed 'Brooks and Dunn' concert poster and one of those old bolo ties in a light box.
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Jul 25, 2020 16:57
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that doesn't sound very social distancey of you
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Jul 25, 2020 17:10
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I wouldn't normally but Leon's been talkin a little poo poo about you homey and I wanted to see whats what plus we both had masks. Leon's fell off over his nose a lot.
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Jul 25, 2020 17:18
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Leon eats Vaseline on Texas toast. we all know it to be true
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Jul 25, 2020 17:52
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Leon put 100 loving ball bearings under my lawnmower the other day, and thank god all my rifles are in a safe because that was just about the worst flashback I’ve ever had.
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Jul 25, 2020 19:40
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I sold Leon a poo poo load of those the other day, man. He paid in cash and it was half paper and half change and in with the change he had two loonies in there and tried to pass them off as quarters and I was like 'C'mon man" and so he came up about 40 cents shy and had to go out to his van to dig around for the last little bit while some other dude had to wait there. Classic.
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Jul 25, 2020 20:02
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Leon is my second favorite Elton John song.
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Jul 25, 2020 21:36
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i heard that leon went into about $13k in credit card debt buying up all of the steel ball bearings at all of the lowe's in the city but when i asked him about it he told me that the credit card was actually in the name of someone called "Steve Doogan", who has been dead since 1885
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Jul 25, 2020 21:42
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I went with Leon on a fishing trip to the lake once, and when we got there instead of backing the boat down the launch he drove his truck head-first into the lake.
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Jul 25, 2020 21:46
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i saw leon's budget spreadsheet recently. i honestly don't know how he has over $500 a month to spend on scratch-offs
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Jul 25, 2020 21:48
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TheAardvark posted:i saw leon's budget spreadsheet recently. i honestly don't know how he has over $500 a month to spend on scratch-offs to clarify his budget spreadsheet is a moldy old white bedsheet he writes his finances out on
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Jul 25, 2020 21:53
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TheAardvark posted:i saw leon's budget spreadsheet recently. i honestly don't know how he has over $500 a month to spend on scratch-offs he's actually very scratchoffpilled, usually wins enough to at least "keep it rolling" and buy next month's scratch offs
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Jul 25, 2020 22:34
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Leon needed a tie for a wedding and I lent him one of mine. He returned it but it stunk of cigarette smoke and something else, not sure what.
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Jul 26, 2020 03:26
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Leon prays to an old beer can
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Jul 26, 2020 16:49
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Leon cheats at golf, and not in the "What'd you have there, Leon, a 6? Ouch, ok bud." When just maybe you didn't see he put that second one in the water or whatever, it's all gravy, he's having a bad afternoon kind of way. The "Leon you did NOT take a 4 there." Kind of way.
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Jul 26, 2020 17:01
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Hell, Leon drives right up on the green and kicks your ball in to the bunker before you get there. One time he tried to convince me his ball in the woods was mine. No Leon, I'm not the one who has custom printed "BIG DOG LEON" golf balls.
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Jul 26, 2020 17:25
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Leon uses someone else’s pic on his Grindr profile but he only meets up at like 2 am so it’s probably your last chance for the night so you let him in anyway
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Jul 26, 2020 20:39
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Leon was the worst culprit who got found out in the first case.
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Jul 26, 2020 20:42
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Leon's DnD character is a gnome telemarketing associate
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Jul 26, 2020 21:26
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LLLEEEEEEEOOOOONNNNNNNN!!! 
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Jul 26, 2020 22:38
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i gave my baby to Leon for a kiss, and he bit him
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Jul 26, 2020 22:41
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Junk posted:i gave my baby to Leon for a kiss, and he bit him makes sense. even babies can tell he's a loser
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My t-shirt detailing my feelings re Leon is bringing up a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt.
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