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A dissident published a pamphlet in which he openly said Stalin was a fool. Sure enough, the man was arrested days later for this crime. So, the dissident went to court and said "I'm innocent and want to defend myself! What I said was truthful - I did not commit libel!" The judge said to him "you don't understand - you're not being charged for libel, you're being charged with revealing a state secret."
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Pavlov is having a drink at the bar. All of a sudden the phone rings, and before the bartender can even pick it up he sees Pavlov frantically putting on his coat and shoveling money out of his pockets to pay up his tab. The phone is still ringing but the bartender has to ask, "What's the big hurry?" Pavlov says, "I just remembered - I forgot to feed the dogs!"
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Jul 30, 2020 06:24
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What's a pirate's favorite letter?
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Two East Germans are at a nudist resort. One of them asks the other, "Have you read Marx?" The other one replies, "Yes. I think that it was those wicker chairs that we were sitting on."
twoday has issued a correction as of 06:48 on Jul 30, 2020 |
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Jul 30, 2020 06:45
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jokes & me can't exist under the same sky
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Jul 30, 2020 07:10
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Jul 30, 2020 08:28
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Take it to QCS.
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Feb 16, 2023 04:56
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Oh wait, it's closed. Get hosed.
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Feb 16, 2023 04:56
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They're wokes now instead 😭
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