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President Ark posted:if you bet against your favorite team when they're disfavored in a game you're a cop. sorry i don't make the rules Sometimes you just know that the Garages are going to garage.
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President Ark posted:if you bet against your favorite team when they're disfavored in a game you're a cop. sorry i don't make the rules I agree. I'd rather be broke and loyal to the Shoe Thieves than be a filthy traitor Tea Party Crasher fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Aug 26, 2020 |
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Aug 26, 2020 20:52
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I will never bet against my beloved Tacos, and I will never have any reliable source of income
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Aug 26, 2020 21:00
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you will never convince me that Ortiz Morse will win a game, so I will just take my ~700 coins, thanks
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Aug 26, 2020 21:58
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I always bet on my Garages. I don't always bet a lot, mind you...
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Aug 27, 2020 02:53
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Squall posted:Sometimes you just know that the Garages are going to garage. I do enjoy that Seattle blaseball mirrors Seattle baseball in that way.
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Aug 27, 2020 03:25
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Helter Skelter posted:I always bet on my Garages. I never bet on the Garages, because then I will feel responsible when they lose because I am a mildly superstitious gambling man.
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Aug 27, 2020 17:08
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Once you get to the maximum bet limit of 800, the gambling part gets pretty... boring? I hit the limit this past Monday evening and now I've got ~60k. What is left to do here? I guess I should check out the Tacos discord for voting ideas?
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Aug 27, 2020 17:38
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Between Blaseball and Marble League I don't really care if real sports just shut down forever. Go Tacos!
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Aug 27, 2020 20:53
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bawfuls posted:Once you get to the maximum bet limit of 800, the gambling part gets pretty... boring? I've been converting my coins into votes once I go over a certain point, we'll be getting into placing them soon. Thanks to Incinerations and Feedback, I want to wait and see what the Firefighters look like before I start spending votes. Pinwiz11 fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Aug 27, 2020 |
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Aug 27, 2020 21:06
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bawfuls posted:Once you get to the maximum bet limit of 800, the gambling part gets pretty... boring? Following your favourite player's Twitter, checking the fan art and lore, posting memes on the discord, poo poo talking the other teams in your subdivision.
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Aug 27, 2020 21:35
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bawfuls posted:Once you get to the maximum bet limit of 800, the gambling part gets pretty... boring? Spend your money! I’m keeping things fun by always spending down to about than a thousand after placing my bets. This makes it so my bets have actual risk because I don’t have a huge pool of money in reserve. There’s no reason to hoard your coins, since after you buy all the upgrades the only thing left is votes (and peanuts). Might as well save yourself a lot of clicking later by doing a little clicking now.
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Aug 27, 2020 21:40
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Alternatively, hoard your coins so when the end of the season comes around, we get them!
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Aug 28, 2020 01:12
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I started following Blaseball during the extended siesta, and picked the Garages as my team. It's mindblowing how much lore the fans have created. Also, this is the first Patreon I've ever donated to.
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Aug 28, 2020 01:51
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All these blaseball lore and art people just want all these characters to gently caress. Please chill.
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Aug 28, 2020 02:37
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40-Degree Day posted:All these blaseball lore and art people just want all these characters to gently caress. Please chill. You must be new to internet fandoms.
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Aug 28, 2020 02:42
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Most of the Garages Band folks are making music and 'zines and poo poo. Like, yeah, they also are an internet fandom who's every once in a while making cute non-binary marshmellows probably to gently caress but also making faildads with a heart of gold and skateboarders. You take the bad with the good.
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40-Degree Day posted:All these blaseball lore and art people just want all these characters to gently caress. Please chill. most of the Canada Moist Talkers are horrific monsters and don't gently caress 
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Aug 28, 2020 06:55
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Lone Goat posted:most of the Canada Moist Talkers are horrific monsters and don't gently caress The joke that’s come to me for the Moist Talkers is “THE NORTH GOT SOMETHIN’ TO SPRAY”
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Lone Goat posted:most of the Canada Moist Talkers are horrific monsters and don't gently caress I got something you should probably know about horrific monsters created by fans. They almost assuredly gently caress a LOT.
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Aug 28, 2020 08:16
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Seattle Garages update: Mike Townsend, former worst pitcher in the league, nearly threw a perfect game last night against the best pitcher in the league. We are currently almost back up to .500 and within spitting distance of a playoff spot, and I'm reading into this as the redemption arc that turns the team around before we make the playoffs and poo poo it away next season because lolol Seattle sports
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Aug 28, 2020 13:59
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Necronomicon posted:Seattle Garages update: Mike Townsend, former worst pitcher in the league, nearly threw a perfect game last night against the best pitcher in the league. We are currently almost back up to .500 and within spitting distance of a playoff spot, and I'm reading into this as the redemption arc that turns the team around before we make the playoffs and poo poo it away next season because lolol Seattle sports It’s Seattle baseball, they aren’t allowed to make the playoffs. Thems the rules.
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Aug 28, 2020 16:15
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Fridays just had some scrub get incinerated and replaced with a 3-star hitter 
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Aug 28, 2020 16:43
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going into the blaseball discord and asking everyone what their favorite cum town bit is
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Aug 28, 2020 17:51
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As a fan of the Tacos, the shittiest team in blaseball by a wide margin, I am deeply invested in 3/4 of the team being incinerated and hope it happens every time they have a game. Being a fan of bad teams in this is better than real life because at least there's always a chance some bum gets sent to hell instead of getting an eight year extension because your GM is a dumb rear end.
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InnercityGriot posted:As a fan of the Tacos, the shittiest team in blaseball by a wide margin, I am deeply invested in 3/4 of the team being incinerated and hope it happens every time they have a game. Being a fan of bad teams in this is better than real life because at least there's always a chance some bum gets sent to hell instead of getting an eight year extension because your GM is a dumb rear end. One of the most incredible things that happened last season is when the Firefighters had three guys in one game have peanut allergies, only to have a bunch of amazing rerolling at the end of the season thanks to blessings. Went from almost dead last to nearly guaranteed playoff slot.
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Aug 28, 2020 20:06
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Blaseball is great, I love Blaseball. I'm cheering for the Baltimore Crabs, who are all about carcinization and antitheism. It's a very open and welcoming community of you're new to blaseball and don't know which team to cheer for. The Hawaii Fridays are pretty chill too.
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Aug 28, 2020 20:30
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Aug 28, 2020 22:07
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I blame Infinite Angeli e: Not the Commissioner, of course, they're going a great job.
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Aug 28, 2020 22:10
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Blame the Tacos. We invite your hate. We have unlimited space to store it!
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Aug 28, 2020 22:17
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Does anyone get randomly signed out of the Blaseball site every 1-10 minutes? I've missed a few last-minute bets as a result. Including one on the Garages' epic win right now. (I just jinxed it, didn't I.)
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Aug 28, 2020 22:30
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Yeah, I have a lot of log out issues. Lately (the past day or two) I've had to refresh the page to be able to get bets to load, or to watch the current game. Every time I refresh it logs me out.
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InnercityGriot posted:As a fan of the Tacos, the shittiest team in blaseball by a wide margin, I am deeply invested in 3/4 of the team being incinerated and hope it happens every time they have a game. Being a fan of bad teams in this is better than real life because at least there's always a chance some bum gets sent to hell instead of getting an eight year extension because your GM is a dumb rear end. Same here, however i say that with the caveat of "I don't actually want to lose any Wyatt. Or Mason. Or ESPECIALLY NaN, even though NaN might be the worst player in the league." NaN hit a NaN-Slam. I love NaN.
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Aug 28, 2020 22:55
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The site is getting completely slammed on a regular basis. I don't think the creators anticipated exactly how popular it would get. In some ways it's held together by duct tape
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doos posted:Same here, however i say that with the caveat of "I don't actually want to lose any Wyatt. Or Mason. Or ESPECIALLY NaN, even though NaN might be the worst player in the league." It's tough because I've grown weirdly attached to these disphits, but the team has a starting rotation where not a single pitcher has a rating above 1 and a half stars, the lineup came into the season with only four average to above average hitters (Breadwinner, Patel Beyonce, Rat Mason, and McDowell Mason) and got so unlucky with a feedback jolt that they somehow managed to get one of their four decent players taken. (Breadwinner, who by the numbers was having the best season of any of their players.) So they have no star players (no 4 star players period), a mostly lovely lineup, and the worst rotation in the league. Some of these dudes need to get roasted.
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where can i find the Tacos discord? Or any team discord for that matter?
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bawfuls posted:where can i find the Tacos discord? Or any team discord for that matter? Click the discord link in the upper right of the website to reach the main discord, you can assign yourself to the Tacos in the Choose Your Team channel. InnercityGriot posted:It's tough because I've grown weirdly attached to these disphits, but the team has a starting rotation where not a single pitcher has a rating above 1 and a half stars, the lineup came into the season with only four average to above average hitters (Breadwinner, Patel Beyonce, Rat Mason, and McDowell Mason) and got so unlucky with a feedback jolt that they somehow managed to get one of their four decent players taken. (Breadwinner, who by the numbers was having the best season of any of their players.) Now is when to plan for Sunday. I expect that the Tacos will be getting either a free run at Home or a fourth strike for Season Five, and if things go your way in the election you could boost up significantly.
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bawfuls posted:where can i find the Tacos discord? Or any team discord for that matter? Go to the blaseball discord and click the choose your team tab and it will unlock the team discord for you. As far as Sunday planning, the Tacos discord already has a plan for votes. Not sure I agree with it, but there is a plan. InnercityGriot fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Aug 29, 2020 |
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Don't forget that outbidding everyone on blessings is just getting the most votes in a hat. The season 3 results were pretty nutty. The Jazz Hands won a blaserunning buff with 1% of the vote the Millennials had a 29% chunk of.
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Lone Goat posted:uh, something happened Aaaaaaand max bets on all underdogs for the rest of the day it is, then. Let my bank account bleed
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