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Pinwiz11 posted:BOSS? Definitely not suss
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Proud of my shoe thieves, stealing so many goddamn blessings But... the Tokyo lift is calling my name ~
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Oct 18, 2020 20:30
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Yeah I think we're gonna have redo of the election. The new bad guy (COIN I guess) says theres gonna be a grand siesta season 11. Maybe thats gonna be moved up
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Oct 18, 2020 21:20
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Tekopo posted:Guess I'm a Lift now! same
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Oct 18, 2020 23:39
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The shoe thieves are pretty nice and friendly if you’re feeling abandoned. I did briefly leave them when the lift appeared, but went back because everyone is so friendly and chill and happy when our team does good or bad. We basically lost zero fans when we got cursed.
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Oct 19, 2020 12:22
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Its really funny that all of the "anti weather" blessings do nothing this season
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Oct 19, 2020 18:47
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Blackhole is incredibly funnyquote:The underdog Shoe Thieves won the game. current record Magic 0-3 Theives 2-0
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Oct 19, 2020 19:38
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Several lines are crossed out of the book now. Including ascension~
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Oct 25, 2020 21:37
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You cant cutback on posting you will regret this!
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Oct 26, 2020 17:53
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The gameband team is literally 6 people
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Oct 26, 2020 18:22
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WHOSE KICKS OUR KICKS
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Mar 1, 2021 04:00
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Its very funny that you can make more money passively from team losses than wins
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Mar 3, 2021 21:33
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rickiep00h posted:The Atlantis Georgias is most amazing a name. I laughed pretty hard at this one. Also their player minty shupe seems pretty decent
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Mar 4, 2021 18:03
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http://www.blaseball2.com/
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Mar 4, 2021 18:43
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Peanutiel Daniel was swept elsewhere by the new flooding weather.
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Mar 4, 2021 19:29
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Congrats to the Tigers for winning the 3rd and not ascending
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Mar 7, 2021 00:35
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There has been zero mention of poaching from the thieves, we are singular in our goal of getting Tillman to hit and Blood to pitch. And maybe 4th strike and maybe enhance someone. E: also if poaching did happen I trust the game band would make it “a thing” like they did counterfeit peanuts. Our currency overlords would do something to punish us for our transgressions.
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Mar 7, 2021 05:19
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Victory Position posted:...You know, now I'm curious to see what would happen if evolution came into effect and the Tigers started to immediately mutate Well they evolved, a version of mutating Also ty mints, we didn’t get a blessing but we got mostly everything we wanted and your newly enhanced pudge 
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Mar 7, 2021 20:22
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Sockser posted:A friend suggested it just pitches a ball into the incoming pitch like a Newton's cradle or some such This is now my head canon
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Mar 8, 2021 01:07
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Slushies rule
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Mar 8, 2021 22:20
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After being elsewhere for 11 games, Hotbox sato got incinerated RIV
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Mar 9, 2021 13:03
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Im curious which team is the most goon-loved team
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Mar 9, 2021 17:37
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My guess was either the Tacos or the Crabs. I love my shoe thieves but I would not describe the energy of their discord as particularly goon-y
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Mar 9, 2021 18:02
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Victory Position posted:A Shoe Thief fallen. May a torch burn brightly in his absence, to signify that he burst into flames. Game 63, Hotbox Sato inhabited the haunted Esme Anyways the shoe thieves are having a pretty BAD season but not Ohio Worms bad (which according to their strategy is good).
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Mar 11, 2021 15:30
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A 5% boost is alot after a few seasons I think. Unlike some abilities that make players play "5% better" since thats temporary But yeah idk maybe theyre just having fun being the worst too
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Mar 11, 2021 15:48
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Ill tell you what, the worms have partied quite a bit
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Mar 12, 2021 20:33
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So what does egoboost+ do
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Mar 13, 2021 16:43
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rickiep00h posted:The only real change I'd like to see is flipping the blessing enactment order to last-first a la the draft in real baseball. A big part of the Crabs domination is that early wins led to snowballing. If you, a lowly Shoe Thieves fan, vote for a really broken Blessing and you manage to get your whole fanbase on board and you end up with the highest bid and then lose it to the Crabs in the lottery, you get the double humiliation of that blessing ALSO being processed before what meager crumbs you may end up winning. You back off fam or imma steal your nikes Real talk bring back more horror stuff. The peanut was a good villain, the big nickle seems too friendly. Also the weather events feel less dangerous than they used too, but maybe that’s me? The ultimate equalizer was investing a lot in a player that could suddenly just get murdered on ruby Tuesday
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Mar 14, 2021 02:33
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Hm, then nevermind I’m wrong
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Mar 14, 2021 03:22
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Lone Goat posted:Funniest part of the election was Sutton Picklestein getting resurrected, getting stolen by the Mints, then immediately getting their Debt called in and going back to the Hall of Flame. They did a necromancy on a pickle
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Mar 14, 2021 23:56
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new snacks 
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Mar 15, 2021 03:03
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I like potluck because chaos reigns
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Mar 15, 2021 15:24
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tinstaach posted:I don't know why other teams aren't trying to make their rosters thinner, especially now that the Tacos are contenders. Sure it increases variance but if your pitching rotation is 2 players and one of your pitchers is 5 stars, you're probably a good bet to make the playoffs on that alone The discord Im a part of is way to invested in their fanfics to get rid of players they have made into literal self inserts. E: Genuinely was  when the shoe thieves tried to rewrite tillman as not a heel. When he got returned they were actually so upset, instead of playing the funny game of "ugh he died doing what he loved, being disappointing"
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Mar 15, 2021 21:20
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The esoteric story telling plus getting arbitrarily invested in a team has been the draw for me. Number go up is fun, but honestly I like the sports narratives that emerge when weirdly named underdogs are in the finals. There’s something really special about the dark nature of everything, as well as the surreal humor that comes from the player names and weather events. Plus it is very cool when the devs incorporate poo poo like the grand unslam, a literal bug that fans named, into the narrative. Player lore for me is only really fun for me when it leads to cool/funny fan art and things to chant/spam on the discord. Bread Set Jettison fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Mar 16, 2021 |
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Mar 16, 2021 02:47
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Harry Lime posted:Simba Davis of the Shoe Thieves is shaping up to be one to watch. They have pitched 6 games so far and have Her stats are amazing https://blaseball-reference.com/players/simba-davis
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Mar 16, 2021 22:49
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So many Wyatts
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Mar 18, 2021 16:51
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I am so excited to have my team underperform while I make on their failure
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Apr 5, 2021 14:09
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Players seem now to have items, and in their feed there seems to be some sort of peanut indicator???
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Apr 5, 2021 15:33
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Why is Chorby's soul (and soul scream) so fricken big still holy poo poo
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Rofl all players seemingly wander to the shoe thieves.
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