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Quarantine may keep us inside, but we are not unheard by the Gods... Bet, Vote, Pray: Blaseball https://twitter.com/jstsgs/status/1287472605537218563 Come watch with us at blaseball.com. The commissioner is doing a great job. Alehkhs fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Jul 31, 2020 |
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Get (mostly) caught up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diAHuUV2Meg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OJlOsKHlnk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn7Jz7tSlls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skpHXzM3Pzc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NgdpzVbvrM Alehkhs fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Nov 4, 2022 |
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Teams: Past Season Champs: '01 - Philly Pies '02 - Philly Pies '03 - Hades Tigers '04 - Hades Tigers '05 - Chicago Firefighters '06 - Baltimore Crabs '07 - [M/W]exico City [W/M]ild Wings '08 - Baltimore Crabs '09 - Charleston Shoe Thieves '10 - Baltimore Crabs '11 - Hellmouth Sunbeams '12 - Hades Tigers Current Season: '13 Blaseball Bulletin Board posted:Out of the Breach! Alehkhs fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Mar 11, 2021 |
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Season 2 Playoffs are tomorrow, beginning 6AM PST (1PM UTC). https://twitter.com/blaseballcomms/status/1289383470632800262?s=19 Also, if you're not in the official Discord screaming "SHAME" at
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Season 2 champs: The two-time champions, the Philly Pies https://twitter.com/blaseballcomms/status/1289719375516205056?s=19 ----- The blaseball gods rest today. Season 3 begins tomorrow: https://twitter.com/machiavelli_man/status/1290007621399769088?s=19 Alehkhs fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Aug 3, 2020 |
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bawfuls posted:do peanuts do anything? and what's up with all the peanut fraud today? Peanuts! It was a bit of a kerfuffle today, but the stage was set back at the end of Season 1. Participants voted to "open the Forbidden Book": https://twitter.com/blaseballcomms/status/1287463776896180225 The effects of the Forbidden Book are still being felt today, and indeed are seemingly growing worse - if only due to our hubris. At the end of Season 2, Participants voted to enact the decree known as "Peanuts", which added the ability to purchase and eat peanuts (a squirrel can be purchased to help you eat peanuts twice as fast). Peanuts also rained from the skies during games, and multiple players have had allergic reactions. Initially the price of peanuts in the store fluctuated - including occasionally being able to sell back peanuts - leading some to believe that the peanuts were some system akin to stocks. The market has apparently settled at one coin to one peanut. Taking inspiration from the texts of the Book another theory surrounding the peanuts is that the participants may atone for reading the Forbidden Book by collectively purchasing and eating 1,000,000 peanuts. A group of Participants that have been deeply digging behind the scenes even found two potential results of peanut collection and consumption. That brings us to today, when it was brought to light that some Participants were taking advantage of some weaknesses in the system and had managed to give themselves nigh-infinite amounts of coins and using it to purchase everything including votes and peanuts. Almost immediately, the first "Peanut Fraud" shutdown occured, while the loophole was addressed. Almost immediately after Blaseball resumed (in the middle of day 4 gameplay in fact!) the second Peanut Fraud shutdown began, after it appeared that a few Participants were still manipulating themselves into millionaires and/or peanutillionaires. https://twitter.com/blaseballcomms/status/1290394609957220352 When Blaseball returned, the situation had... evolved. We were greeted with simply the word BLASPHEMY and then allowed to watch a few games after which several player incinerations occured. Peanuts still fall from the sky (now occasionally absent in the presence of overwhelming flocks of sinister birds), but now they are only available in the store in a bulk order of 1,000,000 peanuts for 1,000,000 coins - removing the ability to atone slowly over time. We - one of us - will now need to save up for, purchase, and eat all 1,000,000 peanuts at once. We are lost on the immaterial plane of Blaseball. https://twitter.com/blaseballcomms/status/1290483168013770753 ----- TL;DR
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bawfuls posted:sounds like propaganda intended to keep us from eating the rich Ah, that brings me to the upcoming elections to be held this Sunday! Decrees:  Blessings: 
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Tender Bender posted:Have detailed player stats always been in the game and I didn't notice? If you click on them in the roster. That's new. A result of the "Interviews" edict.
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madmatt112 posted:When are the election results usually posted? Now. 
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40-Degree Day posted:I can only speak for the garages but everyone in this discord chat is so whiny about blessings. Discord containment has been breached. https://twitter.com/blaseball/status/1302691862931632129?s=19 https://twitter.com/blaseball/status/1302692433214320641?s=19 https://twitter.com/blaseball/status/1302692915026698240?s=19 https://twitter.com/TurnipOnBlase/status/1302693348403220484?s=19 This is hopefully a bit tongue-in-cheek from a "player" Twitter account, but folks get a bit too attached to characters now and then. Please do not get real-life upset about Blaseball. Alehkhs fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Sep 6, 2020 |
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I... uh... WELCOME SQUID OVERLORDS
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www.blaseball2.com EDIT: Whoops! Beaten. Shoulda refreshed. 
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Abyssal Squid posted:Hellmouth Sun2beams The 'Beams are absolutely killing it this season. 
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Season 11 decrees... Originally:  Then: https://twitter.com/SIBROfficial/status/1318981622482358272 Now: https://twitter.com/blaseball/status/1320427648686813184 https://twitter.com/BlaseballWiki/status/1320430756871766017 Soon: 
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Alehkhs posted:I... uh... Keeps paying off. (My name submission was 2 weeks before The Monitor first appeared.) 
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Get (mostly) caught up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diAHuUV2Meg
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The Pussy Boss posted:I spent half my votes trying to get Nagomi back and felt kinda bad, but now, gently caress it. It's open season as far as I'm concerned. Welcome to the Stealing Players Era. You've been able to steal players since Season 1. 
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Alehkhs posted:Please do not get real-life upset about Blaseball.
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harperdc posted:about half the league just went down the Black Hole, this is likely why there were so many "Warning: Things happening during the week are not going to be final" notices this week. I'm sure the really engaged Discord lore people are tearing their hair out. Destroy it all. He says from safe inside the Atlantean Vault.
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