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The Pussy Boss posted:After a horrendous start to the season, the Fridays have battled back to nearly .500. Think they still have an outside shot to make the playoffs. Another of your batters ate a yummy peanut and is a powerhouse, think that's helping a lot. People are generally keeping track of roster changes on the wiki but not sure how diligent each team is.
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Playoff Blaseball is some wild poo poo
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Aug 8, 2020 16:46
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LANDRY VIOLENCE just got incinerated and the world is a lesser place for it (also his replacement is a 4 star player lmao)
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Aug 9, 2020 01:44
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EXTENDED SIESTA https://medium.com/@thegameband_studio/blaseball-is-taking-an-extended-siesta-10a65806228c
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Aug 9, 2020 21:32
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rickiep00h posted:I'm honestly curious how much the 1% had altogether, or, conversely, how many 99%ers there are. Not that itatyers or anything, I'm just interested in what could have been had we voted for something else, since everyone got all of not-quite two votes' worth of coin with what we had. The 99% got 193 each so that means the average 1% had 99 times that, or 19,107. People in the discord were saying they got clipped with as low as 8k~ so who knows how much the richest of the rich lost. I got my maxbet as high it goes (800), was doing maxbets on literally every favourite, and peaked at around 40k coins before I dumped all but 2000 into maxing out passive income (60), votes and a couple buckets of peanuts.
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Aug 10, 2020 02:30
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Tacos are getting de-Masoned, perhaps a little TOO de-Masoned? Before  edit: After 
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Aug 12, 2020 22:56
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bawfuls posted:Is this the move? I had gotten my max bet up to 200 and was betting all the favorites but found my bankroll fluctuated wildly. i did this and just max bet from the best odds to the worst, and when i ran out of coins i'd beg for more and keep betting. if you're not begbetting every hour, raise the max and keep going. by the end of the week i had gotten the maxbet maxed out completely and had like 40k coins get your passive up to like 20 or 30 payout but after that it gets more expensive than it's worth short term. if the team you pick wins like 60 games a season then you're paying [whatever the upgrade cost is] to get 1 extra coin a week oh also betting on your own team was bugged and sometimes wouldn't payout, and/or wouldn't payout your passive at random, so i'd never bet on my own team (betting against them still worked though)
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Aug 13, 2020 01:47
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The Postman posted:Wow I'm a Pies fan but you best believe I'll be cheering for NaN every time they go up to bat. Good news! NaN's in the other league so Pies will probably never play against them
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Aug 13, 2020 04:21
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harperdc posted:Patreons were just alerted to the existence of Blagonballs, so time to strap the gently caress in. it's a public post, so anyone can look at it! https://www.patreon.com/posts/blagonball-40645064
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Aug 23, 2020 02:34
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bawfuls posted:I did this and was able to max out my max bet by this morning. There was a thing in The Book that said eating a million peanuts would Do A Thing but after the peanut hacking it changed to this  (STRIKE ONE was opening The Book in the first place)
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Aug 26, 2020 00:19
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A Millenial hit a single and then stole every base in succession and this happened https://twitter.com/blaseball/status/1298647401742217216
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Aug 26, 2020 17:49
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you will never convince me that Ortiz Morse will win a game, so I will just take my ~700 coins, thanks
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Aug 26, 2020 21:58
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40-Degree Day posted:All these blaseball lore and art people just want all these characters to gently caress. Please chill. most of the Canada Moist Talkers are horrific monsters and don't gently caress 
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Welcome to the Moist Talkers Experience We kept it close with the best team in the league, all three of our losses were in shame Great season, we'll get em next year
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tinstaach posted:Blaseball does not want to end. The last day of the season had the longest game in the history of the splort, and now the deciding game of the final series has gone to extra innings They had 2 weeks of no blaseball to make up for, it only makes sense we get as much blonus blaseball as possible
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InnercityGriot posted:I'll be fine with Tame the Tigers going through, but I think the fourth strike would just be more interesting, and the shame penalty thing too. My team is so far away from contention that I guess I'm more focused on Blessings for us. Any of the playoff/ close to playoff teams will be greatly aided by Tame the Tigers, though. A one off 4th strike was in play during Season 3, and one of the statlords wrote a paper on it and simulated the season if the four teams didn't receive it. Seemed interesting, at least. Mills got to the playoffs, but they also benefitted from another S2 blessing that earned them 8.5 stars worth of improvements to their players, and they made the playoffs in S4 without the 4th strike based on basically the same roster. Simulated shame, however might have less application since shame is pretty rare, especially for a top 4 team. Here's how many shame games each of the top four teams lost in the regular season: Tigers 2 (in a row!) Jazz Hands 4 Firefighters 4 Millenials 4 I checked the stats and the extra runs that the shame applied to the next game didn't change the results of any of those followup games. Tigers' two shames were actually consecutive, and getting the shame runs carried from the first game to the next would have caused the second game to NOT be shamed.
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Aug 30, 2020 05:49
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There's a new tab on the site called Bulletin for news, fanart, ECHO, etc Also you can now raise your Maxbet/Passive above 800/60
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Aug 30, 2020 10:40
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Pinwiz11 posted:I didn't realize Eat The Rich was each season! I think it only got added to The Book recently but yeah the way it was written it was for every season. Same way the S2 version of 4th Strike was just for S3, but the version we're voting on now is now applied every season.
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Pinwiz11 posted:I think Targeted Shame shifts to the Top 4 at the end of the current Season, so if the Firefighters or Millenials or whoever drop out then someone else will get the Shame. I think it's just for S5 Compare the wording: Targeted Shame: The Top 4 Teams will be punished with Targeted Shame next season. When they're shamed, they'll start the next game with negative runs equal to their shame. and The Fourth Strike [from this season's votes]: The Bottom 4 Teams from each Season will gain the Fourth Strike for the next Season. It will take four strikes to strike out any of their batters. and The Fourth Strike [voted in S2 and implemented for S3]: The bottom four teams in the league gain the Fourth Strike. It will take Four Strikes to strike out any batter on their team for the following Season and Postseason.
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Pinwiz11 posted:We just had 8 of 10 Underdog victories on day 6. half my teamchat is people talking about how they got rinsed  ｅｍｂｒａｃｅ ｐｏｖｅｒｔｙ
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Aug 31, 2020 23:52
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InnercityGriot posted:Even with the Fridays hit by the reverb pretty bad, they're still favored over the Tacos by almost 70-30 odds, deservedly so Lovers got Extra Elbows blessing and got boosted big time quote:Extra Elbows blessed the San Francisco Lovers. On top of that, Parker Meng got Altered from 3 to 3.5 stars in the decree. They just got reverbed too but all it did was change the order of the pitchers around, none got swapped with batters
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5.5 * pitcher Axel Trololol just got reverbed into a 2.5 batter lmao
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rickiep00h posted:ARE YOU loving KIDDING ME. technically this is forbidden knowledge but here's a schedule
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tinstaach posted:Don Mitchell just ate a peanut and improved his hitting: good news! Wyatt Glover got reverbed onto the magic in game 98 for Halexandrey Walton whose stats are 1.5* batting, 2* pitching, 1.5* baserunning, 3* defense
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StormDrain posted:I really picked a great game to decide to do chores after... Basically every Moist Talkers game is like this, I'm glad everyone else gets to experience this now
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Pinwiz11 posted:Check out the Idols page... there's a red dotted line that separates the top three Idols. During rollover/pre-election/whatever, the big peanut said something about making idolising its pods. There are three players with Peanut in their name (they used to have Dan in their name but now they have Peanut in their name): Peanut Bong (Miami Dale) Peanut Holloway (Philly Pies) Peanutiel Duffy (Hades Tigers)
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StormDrain posted:"I think my favorite team which is 21-2 might be good". from the poster that brought you "im fuckin mad we lost the best player" after winning 4 blessings
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InnercityGriot posted:- The Moist Talkers took a heavy fall from grace, and the Hawaii Fridays are at the bottom of their division, two over performing teams from last season got hit with the regression bat, plus league realignment. It's funny because despite having the worst record in the league, the Moist Talkers chat's main concern is that we lost our big beautiful boy Richmond Harrison in the feedback 
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Tibalt posted:I bring secret Crab knowledge, in case anyone wants more details. "3. Bet Max on anything 60% or above, and half that between 50-60%" good to see that not only are Crabs insufferable shitbags, they're also lamentable cowards
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if you're betting halfmax on 59% your heart is full of fear and you don't deserve to have any coins
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harperdc posted:so it's like XCOM stats then you know you can spend your coins right? I've been over 150k coins last couple seasons and I just spend them all on votes til I'm down to about 6k
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the redistribution is like a couple hundred, last season the 1% cut off was over 10k I think?
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bawfuls posted:what are Peanut players and does that have anything to do with Jaylen Hotdogfingers? In season 2, with the election of the Peanut decree, three players with Dan in their name had Dan replaced with Peanut Peanut Holloway (Pies) Peanutiel Duffy (Tigers) Peanut Bong (Dalé) Just before Season 5 election, The Peanut appeared and said the following:
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InnercityGriot posted:Yeah, but the Tacos aren't fluking into any championships any time soon. Giving our paltry stars to a better team feels bad, we already suck and are the worst team in the league. luckily your Party Time Speed Run record still stands
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Pinwiz11 posted:Firefighters vs Millenials to get last place in Wild High will likely go down to the end of the season It's funny because they both still in playoff contention because Wild Low is so bad they're both only 1 game behind the Flowers
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Tibalt posted:Jessica Telephone was a key component to their offense, so skipping her at bats absolutely devastated their ability to get runs. She's still on defense https://twitter.com/blaseball/status/1304775244171812864
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InnercityGriot posted:Offseason blaseball, like basketball, is the best part. Can't wait for the Tacos to miraculously only win one blessing and get the one that steals Nagomi Mcdaniel, who is in a shell and will likely be stolen after this season. Enhanced Party Time is as good as a Blessing for the Tacos, probably better
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peanut said: HOTDOGFINGERS? AMUSING THE LEDGER MUST BE BALANCED DEBTS PAID GOOD LUCK election results: 
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