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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Armchair Quarterback > SAS College Fantasy Football 2020: No Touch
 
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Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

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Well, gently caress - who would have guessed this off-season would be the dumpster fire we always hoped would pop up? Not like this though, not like this.

Scionix posted:

hey weird thought but maybe (and go with me here) people wouldnt complain if you fixed ur poo poo sooner than 4 hours before the draft

loving dingus

League co-commissioners are Webbeh and kayakyakr.

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:d: LEAGUE RULES
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A short primer on our league:

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Duplicate Player Allowance: Not Used
Scoring System: Head to Head (Points-Based)
Maximum # of teams: 20
Scoring Period Interval: Weekly
Scoring Period day to start: Tuesday
Player Pool: Division I - Football Bowl Subdivision: Duke, GATec, MiaFL, BC, UNC, Iowa, Pitt, UVA, VaTec, Clem, MD, Ill, Ind, OHSt, FlaSt, MSU, PSU, Purd, Wisc, IASt, Kans, K St, Bayl, Okla, Lou, Mich, OkSt, Tex, TxTch, WVU, Minn, NCSt, Neb, AF, Syr, NW, ColSt, Fres, Hawaii, Nev, NM, SDSU, TCU, SJSU, UNLV, AzSt, Ariz, UtSt, Wake, Rut, Colo, Wyo, Cal, Oreg, OreSt, USC, Stan, Utah, UCLA, Wash, WaSt, Fla, UGA, KY, Mizzu, SCar, Tenn, Vand, Ala, Ark, Aub, LSU, Miss, MisSt, TexAM, Boise, Army, BYU, Navy, ND
Players transferred to another FBS team not in player pool will continue to get stats: Yes

Since COVID-19 broke our collective souls, do we need to change this?

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:d: HOME OF INFINITE RECORDS LOSERS
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2011 - (1) Taxes (2) Komet (3) bluesquares
2012 - (1) Duraznos (2) Wolfy (3) YoshiFan823
2013 - (1) Taxes (2) The Piper (3) JesusTheDarkLord
2014 - (1) Webbeh (2) Lee Majors (3) Will Styles
2015 - (1) Metapod (2) YoshiFan823 (3) siriuslysomething / Komet
2016 - (1) Taxes (2) NinjaBob (3) kayakyakr
2017 - (1) YoshiFan823 aka DC Murderverse (2) Fork of Unknown Origins (3) Taxes / vyst
2018 - (1) DC Murderverse aka YoshiFan823 (2) kayakyakr (3) Scionix / The Piper
2019 - (1) Spintzel (2) Scionix (3) Will Styles / Webbeh


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:d: DRAFT ORDER
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As usual, we select our draft order by having each player be randomly placed into a NASCAR driver at an upcoming NASCAR race.

We'll discuss this more once we finalize players and league rules.


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:d: CURRENT ROSTER
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01. Webbeh (2014 babayyyyy)
02. Fork of Unknown Origins
03. vyst
04. Metapod
05. Dilber
06. HOTLANTA MAN
07. Spintzel
08. NinjaBob
09. kayakyakr
10. TheFlyingLlama
11. DC Murderverse
12. Mr. World
13. Scionix
14. Lee Majors
15. The Piper
16. Taxes
17. Will Styles
18. Komet
19. jabro
20. JesustheDarkLord

Webbeh fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Aug 7, 2020

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Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

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kayakyakr posted:

So here's what I'm thinking:

I don't think there's any way we can do this league as a normal, everyday league that we have always done before. Week-to-week there will likely be so many cancellations, byes, etc.

I'm wondering if we should change things up a bit and run it more like a daily fantasy league?

So my idea:
1) No draft. We start with everyone on waivers.
2) Waiver wire is processed Wednesday night at like midnight PT
3) Every Sunday (or after the last game is final), all rosters are cleared and all players are placed on waivers
4) We'd drop bench slots and maybe kicker/defense? Maybe even drop a few position players?

We can do our normal head-to-head, roto or straight points during the season, then swap over to a playoff if it makes sense. If schedules are ever consistently playable, we could end the roster churn and keep the team we have at that time.

The shittiest thing about this would be that I would have to manually drop all your players every Sunday.

Bahaha this would be so chaotic. This seems like it would hurt inactive players, which yay?

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Dec 13, 2003

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Scionix posted:

Idk about putting everyone on waivers, dont really like that.

Could you just make it so the waiver wire happens more than once a week?

I think waivers can be processed to occur on multiple days, so that's possible and doable.

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Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

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I'll update our listing of who has committed to this dumpster fire of a season later today - thanks goonies

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We have everyone but JesusTheDarkLord. I'm impressed with you fucks.

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Dec 13, 2003

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kayakyakr posted:

So here's what I'm thinking:

I don't think there's any way we can do this league as a normal, everyday league that we have always done before. Week-to-week there will likely be so many cancellations, byes, etc.

I'm wondering if we should change things up a bit and run it more like a daily fantasy league?

So my idea:
1) No draft. We start with everyone on waivers.
2) Waiver wire is processed Wednesday night at like midnight PT
3) Every Sunday (or after the last game is final), all rosters are cleared and all players are placed on waivers
4) We'd drop bench slots and maybe kicker/defense? Maybe even drop a few position players?

We can do our normal head-to-head, roto or straight points during the season, then swap over to a playoff if it makes sense. If schedules are ever consistently playable, we could end the roster churn and keep the team we have at that time.

The shittiest thing about this would be that I would have to manually drop all your players every Sunday.

I wanted to bring this back up to the group - is there a big negative to this? With the semester looking... dicey for college sports, might this be the best way in lieu of expected game cancellations or absurd conference schedules?

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jabro posted:

The Big 10 is about to cancel and there is concern if they do the other 4 conferences in the Power 5 would then follow suit. If that happens then there is no reason to do this league this year.

Goddamnit roni

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kayakyakr posted:

Spring season this year?

It sure seems that way, and it sure seems optimistic to think we'll have a spring season!

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kayakyakr posted:

Well, I suppose that one of us should launch this league and have a draft. I can build out the double schedule. Week 1 should be Sept 12th as there are games "scheduled" from the 3 P5's that weekend.

I'll launch it and let's figure out what the gently caress football is going to look like

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https://www.fantrax.com/fantasy/league/p0zhyiobkea0idno/home

2020 league is open for business.

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Dec 13, 2003

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kayakyakr posted:

Well, I suppose that one of us should launch this league and have a draft. I can build out the double schedule. Week 1 should be Sept 12th as there are games "scheduled" from the 3 P5's that weekend.

Do we want to do anything different with rosters given the clusterfuck that is this season

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Scionix posted:

Whens the draft whos my nascar driver what IS GOING ON DJUDE

I can set up the NASCAR race drivers distribution for this weekend. And then we'll set a draft for early next week.

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Spintzel posted:

Are we gonna keep the current conferences we usually use or do we need to start throwing in CUSA and MAC teams or whatever schools are actually playing until it’s all cancelled by November

Given our giant rear end group of goons, I say the more players, the better. This year is going to be an lmao shitshow

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Dec 13, 2003

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SINCE WHEN THE gently caress DOES NASCAR DRIVE ON SATURDAY



Here at Daytona, tonight, is your Coke Zero Sugar 400 yeehaw motherfuckers

01. Webbeh - A. Almirola Ford·#10
02. Fork of Unknown Origins - D. Hamlin Toyota·#11
03. vyst: "C. Buescher Ford·#17"
04. Metapod: "R. Stenhouse Jr. Chevrolet·#47"
05. Dilber: "C. Bowyer Ford·#14"
06. HOTLANTA MAN: "J. Johnson Chevrolet·#48"
07. Spintzel: "B. Poole Chevrolet·#15"
08. NinjaBob: "A. Bowman Chevrolet·#88"
09. kayakyakr: "D. Wallace Jr. Chevrolet·#43"
10. TheFlyingLlama: "K. Busch Chevrolet·#1"
11. DC Murderverse: "K. Harvick Ford·#4"
12. Mr. World: "R. Preece Chevrolet·#37"
13. Scionix: "M. Kenseth Chevrolet·#42"
14. Lee Majors: "J. Logano Ford·#22"
15. The Piper: "C. Bell Toyota·#95"
16. Taxes: "M. Truex Jr. Toyota·#19"
17. Will Styles: "J. Bilicki Chevrolet·#107"
18. Komet: "J. Gase Ford·#53"
19. jabro: "R. Blaney Ford·#12"
20. JesustheDarkLord "A. Dillon Chevrolet·#3"



I sorted each driver with a random number seed, ranked the randnumb, then used the rank to correlate to the number by which you confirmed you want to play this session.
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kayakyakr posted:

And here's the draft order:

01. Fork of Unknown Origins - D. Hamlin Toyota·#11
02. Taxes: "M. Truex Jr. Toyota·#19"
03. kayakyakr: "D. Wallace Jr. Chevrolet·#43"
04. jabro: "R. Blaney Ford·#12"
05. NinjaBob: "A. Bowman Chevrolet·#88"
06. vyst: "C. Buescher Ford·#17"
07. The Piper: "C. Bell Toyota·#95"
08. Spintzel: "B. Poole Chevrolet·#15"
09. HOTLANTA MAN: "J. Johnson Chevrolet·#48"
10. Webbeh - A. Almirola Ford·#10
11. Dilber: "C. Bowyer Ford·#14"
12. DC Murderverse: "K. Harvick Ford·#4"
13. JesustheDarkLord "A. Dillon Chevrolet·#3"
14. Lee Majors: "J. Logano Ford·#22"
15. Scionix: "M. Kenseth Chevrolet·#42"
16. Komet: "J. Gase Ford·#53"
17. Metapod: "R. Stenhouse Jr. Chevrolet·#47"
18. TheFlyingLlama: "K. Busch Chevrolet·#1"
19. Mr. World: "R. Preece Chevrolet·#37"
20. Will Styles: "J. Bilicki Chevrolet·#107"

We should set a draft time. My NFL league drafts tonight.. Tomorrow? Wednesday? Saturday?

Had to set a time to set the order, so if no one says anything, it'll be 3:00 ET Saturday. I'm honestly 50/50 on if I'm able to be there. Excited for my 5 QB's
thx bby

I vote for Wednesday or Saturday, since I suppose we're starting on 'Week 2' on this stupid loving season of NCAAF: https://www.espn.com/college-football/schedule/_/week/2

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kayakyakr posted:

This Saturday. Time you tell me. Currently set to mid afternoon

5pm EST?

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kayakyakr posted:

This year will certainly be an interesting one.

I'M READY FOR CHAOS

We probably want to send out a commish message from Fantrax about this shitshow. Kayak, do you want to do this?

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I'm gonna have to let fantasy Jesus take the wheel on this season

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Webbeh
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rofl I got distracted and MISSED MY OWN DRAFT

I deserve everything I got from this miserable season

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Scionix posted:

is it even possible to field a full team for week 2

just go with ACC CHAMPIONS

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this season is going to be a bunch of goose eggs and i cant wait

https://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/1303024922604625920

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:lol: this season is horrific and i LOVE THE CHAOS

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I think this is the first matchup we've ever had that only one team fielded > 200 points.

AND OF COURSE ITS loving TAXES

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kayakyakr posted:

I think this is a good idea. We'll handle any other conference restarts the same way.

I'm not sure how we want to do a championship this year since all the conferences have different end dates.
Is it even worth doing any kind of post-season with how fractured and hosed all the schedules are going to be

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You mean youre not just playing player carousel every week

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Love to lose to a team who didn't even bother filling WR/RBs for the week. WAHHH

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welp this is what i get for mixing up what day it was

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also y'all my wife and i just had a baby on friday

life is crazy.

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god.i love you goofy goons.

it's also wild we've been doing this for... almost a loving decade.

Scionix posted:

Name him/her Phyllis from Mulga please

daddy likes this

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goddamnit I forgot what day it was and missed this entire matchup

THIS YEAR IS A WASH I SAY

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Scionix posted:

Lmao impeach webbeh

Probably a good idea.

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kayakyakr posted:

Option 1: We can deputize Taxes who also has the spreadsheet to fill out schedules

Option 2: Schadenfraude, we can just roll with it and use last year's schedule for longer the rest of the season

Option 3: I can go dig out my desktop and do all that.

LMK what you'd prefer.

Taxes you're our one true hope

(this also explains how you keep on winning, your rascal)

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kayakyakr posted:

Webbeh, you've gotta add him as a co-commissioner, if you have a moment.

Done. Taxes, the power is YOURS.

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3 and 13 - gently caress yeah.

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kayakyakr posted:

Oh god, with all the election stuff, I forgot this was happening.

I'll add them in as WW, they'll clear next week (which will give everyone a week of stats, so there).

Danke. This is the best approach!

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Holy hell this season is a bloodbath for cancelled games

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kayakyakr posted:


Anwyay, thanks for covering Taxes. Next year will be better until I get sucked into wedding planning

Big ups to Taxes for helping out. I'm likely stepping back from commish duties next year, between work and new baby, I'm swamped and missing most of CFB time.

Plus the Fantrax fuckups this year really did fubar this season. What a delicious mess!

CONGRATS SPINTZEL WE WILL ALWAYS PUT AN ASTERISKS ON THIS CHAMPIONSHIP FOR YOU

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