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Haha what do you think Bowsette smells like LOL
This poll is closed.
Lilac 12 3.96%
Gooseberries 8 2.64%
Turtle soup 11 3.63%
Your favourite Doritos flavor (please specify) 14 4.62%
Gamer girl bath water 54 17.82%
Stop it 158 52.15%
A Pizza Hut Personal Pan Pizza (Pepperoni) 33 10.89%
get stick bugged lol 12 3.96%
tomato pizza 1 0.33%
Total: 303 votes
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Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Until the science on simp is settled we should refrain from using it in our thread titles

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Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Bold stance, but I agree

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Jay Rust posted:

Until the science on simp is settled we should refrain from using it in our thread titles

a well-reasoned positon

RazzleDazzleHour
Mar 31, 2016

I'll say anecdotally a large portion of the people I see pushing back against a sort of stigma forming around the word and even the concept of being a simp are usually receiving 5,000$ per month or more via patreon

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Jay Rust posted:

Until the science on simp is settled we should refrain from using it in our thread titles
you can't cut back on simps, you'll regret this

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

simpathizers

Stux
Nov 17, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!

RazzleDazzleHour posted:

I'll say anecdotally a large portion of the people I see pushing back against a sort of stigma forming around the word and even the concept of being a simp are usually receiving 5,000$ per month or more via patreon

its true im taking payments from big simp

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
George "Big Simp" Soros

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
Has anyone made a “simpin’ ain’t easy” joke yet?

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Dewgy posted:

Has anyone made a “simpin’ ain’t easy” joke yet?

No congrats you are the first

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

No congrats you are the first

Hooray :unsmith:

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

cyberpunk 2077 is gonna be bad for many reasons but one of the non political reasons is that 50-75% of the fun of a shooter comes down to how the combat feels, and cd projekt red is horrible at combat

if you card gamed at everyone maybe it'd be better???

also you won't have geralt solving local fantasy mysteries, you'll have johnny fiveaces

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Simprini?

OUT!

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I found a lady's hover-frying pan in her synth-house

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
if you're horny for someone you have a parasocial relationship with you're a simp it's not hard

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
also,

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Hwurmp posted:

I found a lady's hover-frying pan in her synth-house

the sex scene on the robot hippopotamus wasn't very good

Stux
Nov 17, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!
doesnt have to be horny

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Real hurthling! posted:

the sex scene on the robot hippopotamus wasn't very good

upgrade your deckerdeck with Gwentoo OS

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees




Both these dogs could have a lil piece of sausage from the pizza table, as a treat

RazzleDazzleHour posted:

I'll say anecdotally a large portion of the people I see pushing back against a sort of stigma forming around the word and even the concept of being a simp are usually receiving 5,000$ per month or more via patreon

I am remembering a Twitch clip of a monologue that Pokimane gave about how beautiful and powerful simps are

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Both these dogs could have a lil piece of sausage from the pizza table, as a treat


Always feed the dogs, J. Kenji style.

Zushio
May 8, 2008

The 7th Guest posted:

also you won't have geralt solving local fantasy mysteries, you'll have johnny fiveaces

Yeah, but I'm not willing to call that an issue.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




imagine 4 unsatisfying control modes on the edge of a cliff...cdpr works the same way

Metis of the Chat Thread
Aug 1, 2014


im a simp for chelsea (chelsea is the puppy)

Back Alley Borks
Oct 22, 2017

Awoo.


The 7th Guest posted:


if you card gamed at everyone maybe it'd be better???

The real Netrunner reboot we all need, but don't deserve.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

What are we allowed to be horny for?

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

I said come in! posted:

What are we allowed to be horny for?
its 2020, literally anything you want as long as you arent hurting anyone

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Horny hurts the self

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Yeah it's best to just not be horny tbqh

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



SeXReX posted:

Yeah it's best to just not be horny tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJlPr2KHSFo

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_K2WL8lCMM

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Need a tiebreaker

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Macaluso posted:

Death Stranding is the best game of 2019

No that's Pathologic 2

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Jay Rust posted:

Need a tiebreaker



Stick bug wins by decision

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Jay Rust posted:

Need a tiebreaker



I got you

dreamless
Dec 18, 2013



i never did specify: it's COOL RANCH!!!!!!!

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

Yes, the game does open up when you leave the opening area / tutorial zone.

Yeah and then I hit the big stretch of fetch quests which kills my enthusiasm. It's a weird one for sure. I'm still not sure if I'm meant to enjoy playing it or hate playing it so I put it down until a handsome enough person convince me one way or the other.

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

you're talking about fetch quests, in the game about being a mailman?

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I remember an old joke about how if you were dying trapped on a mountain you should keep a martini kit in your emergency kit so when it's hopeless and calling for help is futile you can always throw together a drink and someone will pop up and say 'thats not how you make a Martini'

Anyway I'm reminded of that whenever I express opinions about death stranding online for some reason

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Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

The gameplay of death stranding is the good part. Making deliveries should be fun. If it isn't then you just don't like the game.

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