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facialimpediment posted:Y'all got some reading to do. Just don't read the replies. Actually don't read any Twitter replies
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2020 16:58 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 08:14 |
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1289643819558830081?s=20
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2020 20:43 |
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https://twitter.com/DavidLarter/status/1290224863198605317?s=19 Age 19-23, what a waste
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 16:01 |
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facialimpediment posted:At this point, I bet the only way you'd get his followers into masks is if you sold MAGA masks on the online store like Parscale wanted to. Until then, his voters will tell him to gently caress right off. When we picked up the uhaul trailer Sunday, a dude in 40s walking out was wearing a Blue Lives Matter mask and this is the new grift. "Own the libs with your MAGA mask!!!"
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 02:39 |
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Defenestrategy posted:I wonder how the president keeps escaping Covid. Maybe this really is the simulation screwing with us. Good genes! https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/351120640180355072?s=19
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 17:52 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Betcha that Trump honestly thinks the Onion's Diamond Joe stories were true. Never forget this is man who called to find out if Vince McMahon was okay after a RAW episode ended with his limo exploding
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 20:19 |
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hobbesmaster posted:Do you not remember the Lewinsky scandal? Pundit answer: I can't remember more than 6 months in the past. Also, Joe should really be careful who he picks as VP as I might have to vote for Trump again CSPAM answer: I only remember sailor
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 17:23 |
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That Works posted:Billionaires become 2x billionaires just by sitting still. Great system. If only someone wrote about this, perhaps proposed a new economic system. How well, dead money is gonna choke the system to death
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2020 14:46 |
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https://twitter.com/SevaUT/status/1292595676531118081?s=20
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2020 01:55 |
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https://www.military.com/daily-news/2020/08/10/service-chiefs-secdef-stop-handover-of-military-hospitals-defense-health-agency.html/amp At least Vas got paid (I hope)
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2020 23:59 |
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facialimpediment posted:gently caress OHIO Unfortunately, Purdue won't have the opportunity to beat IU this year. Fortunately, the plague vector that is sports will be contained
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2020 19:57 |
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facialimpediment posted:Donnie's got a hilarious nothing and they're going to try to turn a loving cop into AOC . https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1293288084604440583?s=20 Just throwing everything against the wall and hoping something will stick. I am sure Rush will have the true facts that this Biden-Harris ticket is really a Marxist-Leninist ticket and actually Bernie & AOC
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2020 22:07 |
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Fallom posted:impersonating a dead politician has to be against some kind of rule on twitter, right? https://twitter.com/yohosiefgc/status/1293751154690494464?s=20 Cain Gang at it again
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 04:50 |
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pantslesswithwolves posted:https://twitter.com/scottbix/status/1293943948956835840 Wonder if he'll explain where all that money he promised to down ballot Ds is
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 18:39 |
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facialimpediment posted:2020 might be too much of a motherfucker to give us the piss tape, but we might be getting the pp book. Piss tape is real and nothing will sway me from that universal constant
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 21:25 |
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And now Congress will step in and right this wrong. Any day now. I am complete faith in the co-equal branch of government.
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2020 15:08 |
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1294350475308027904?s=20
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2020 20:21 |
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https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1294725070577963009?s=19 Good to see after the lovely Back the Blue rally in Lansing that Kalamazoo is throwing these fat loving chuds out
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2020 22:36 |
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https://twitter.com/politico/status/1295088096866959360?s=20 This administration
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2020 22:27 |
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https://twitter.com/DemSocialists/status/1295150356456906752?s=20
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2020 01:16 |
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10am and considering just going back to bed
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2020 15:11 |
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Trump is going to be baffled by the indifference from women toward this action much like how he was baffled when Ds were upset or at a minimum indifferent when he pardoned Blagojevich
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2020 15:37 |
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Yes Rudy, there is a chapter on neurocognitive disorders with a section and diagnostic criteria for those in decline due to Alzheimer’s Disease
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2020 20:03 |
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Gonna go slash my tires to own the libs
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2020 15:55 |
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https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1296445692538494977?s=19
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2020 15:22 |
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https://twitter.com/Bogs4NY/status/1296460176074170372?s=19 We love our beautiful boaters, don't we folks
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2020 16:15 |
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All of the Beau Biden clips during the DNC convention really leaning into the wrong son died
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2020 03:40 |
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Acebuckeye13 posted:biden's speech is p. solid right now imo He is really. It is better than I thought it would be. Of course, this is what is going to show up on FNC tomorrow https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1296645719131140101?s=20
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2020 04:14 |
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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1296818793566568456?s=20 Just imagine I wrote a screed about operations management being a cargo cult or something
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2020 15:48 |
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https://twitter.com/BeschlossDC/status/1297174218552102918?s=20 Looked much better before
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2020 17:53 |
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@realDonaldTrump We don't need another stimulus. The first one was a complete failure. Why repeat the same mistake? 4:33 PM · Aug 22, 2011 This loving guy
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2020 22:46 |
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That Works posted:Sounds to me like we're better off just implementing a maximum age
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2020 18:54 |
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https://twitter.com/nmarchio/status/1297636843589074950?s=20 Please loving walk into the ocean you god drat terrible human being Rahm
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 01:10 |
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https://twitter.com/LisPower1/status/1297900038979543043?s=20 He was no angel.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 15:33 |
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https://twitter.com/chadgarland/status/1298286398299090944?s=20 California man masquerading for years as federal agent pulled over motorists, obtained guns, feds allege quote:LOS ANGELES (Tribune News Service) — Last May, agents from the State Department’s Diplomatic Security Service showed up at an Orange County retirement community to serve a search warrant. They were joined by a man wearing a ballistic vest, a pistol strapped to his thigh and a badge on his chest, who introduced himself as a special agent with Homeland Security Investigations.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2020 17:06 |
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Internet Wizard posted:The only member of the USDSS worth their salt is Luke Hobbs. Too bad he's always getting into shenanigans with that Shaw fella
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2020 17:55 |
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Fact Checkers, outside of noted Canadian Daniel Dale, are useless because they will contort themselves into a pretzel to not call a politician out
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2020 19:22 |
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Godholio posted:That's actually the craziest thing IMO. Seriously, with how often accounts would get locked/deleted when someone was actively trying to stay current the fact a fired dude kept his dot gov was the most surprising part of that story
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2020 22:00 |
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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1298412065657430016?s=19 Huge, if true
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2020 01:38 |
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Bill's got the right of it https://www.militarytimes.com/opinion/commentary/2020/08/26/what-the-heck-is-wrong-with-you-space-force/ What the heck is wrong with you, Space Force? quote:To the very esteemed members of Space Force and other grand poohbahs of the United States government agencies who may have a say in this, I have one question for you:
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