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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Cruises perform a valuable service in acting as floating canary cages. Just don’t let the passengers disembark and spread throughout your country.
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Aug 3, 2020 10:43
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There are witnesses that corroborate that Reade’s story is not new. I would love to learn that the next president of the United States is not a rapist, but it doesn’t seem likely.
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Aug 3, 2020 16:16
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pantslesswithwolves posted:they just find Trump’s choice of boots to be distasteful. It’s not even that. They just think that a different set of legs would be more effective at stomping.
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Aug 3, 2020 16:38
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Brute Squad posted:A twitter user started summarizing the day's twitter/internet meltdowns in May. At the end of the month they turned all their posts into a google doc. It was popular with their followers, so they kept going. It's an accounting of who was twitter's main character on any given day, and aimed at the terminally online. quote:Vanilla Ice, who repeatedly baffles Christendom by continuing to be artistically active, announces that he has no plans of cancelling his 7/3 concert in Austin, TX, in spite of the fact that Texas (amidst a disastrous and wholly premature reopening) is currently suffering a major spike in COVID-19 cases. I love the riff on The Story of Civilization’s description of Charles II.
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Aug 4, 2020 07:26
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That looks unpleasant.
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Aug 4, 2020 16:45
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I mean, there is no I do believe if is. Sound travels much faster in rock than in air.
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Aug 4, 2020 17:57
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Who the gently caress admits to storing high explosives that have just highly exploded at a port for years?
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Aug 4, 2020 18:16
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Aug 5, 2020 09:43
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The grain silos look unreal. It’s like Google Earth’s 3D mesh isn’t right, and the textures haven’t fully loaded.
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Aug 5, 2020 10:27
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Use the Defence Production act to compel Moderna to produce three hundred and thirty million, seventy‐six thousand, three‐hundred and forty‐nine doses of the vaccine, plus some margin for shrinkage.
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Aug 6, 2020 12:19
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Ammonium nitrate is an explosive in its own right. Impregnating it with hydrocarbons makes it stronger and more sensitive.
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Aug 6, 2020 16:18
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Did Tom Modly get a job at a high school? 
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Aug 6, 2020 16:57
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Does the audio of the announcement itself depict the school in a negative light? Talk about a catch-22.
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Aug 6, 2020 17:09
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Wilbur Ross? More like “Wilbur Floss” LOL.
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Aug 7, 2020 05:02
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Civil suits are the one weird trick that celebrity criminals HATE. Just ask O.J..
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Aug 7, 2020 17:22
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Fallom posted:Kanye isn't stealing votes from anybody except the penises that get drawn in the write-in field Just in case anyone is tempted to do this, the penis may be considered an “identifying mark” and spoil the whole ballot. Don’t do that if you want your vote for the House or anything else to count.
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Aug 8, 2020 02:22
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Stultus Maximus posted:Almost immune, open the schools. Too much testing!
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Aug 10, 2020 14:46
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Watch trick‐or‐treating happen anyway. It’s a perfect storm of “it’s outdoors”, “kids are immune”, and “tradition”—not that any of these are deserved.
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Aug 10, 2020 16:41
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Milo and POTUS posted:Halloween is a red holiday for goods are redistributed to all who seek them Hallowe’en is the night on which Danegeld is paid to the youths, warding them off for the year to follow.
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Aug 11, 2020 02:20
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The question is: are fomites or long‐distance ærosols responsible? e: Because we live in the worst timeline, it’s going to be animal reservoirs, innnit? Platystemon fucked around with this message at 12:51 on Aug 11, 2020 |
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Aug 11, 2020 10:43
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the VP nom, [whose name is] Obama
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Aug 11, 2020 15:44
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That interview was uploaded to Pornhub with the pun title “Virgin Destroyed by BBC”.
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Aug 11, 2020 16:47
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pkells posted:Wait wait wait- is that Ben Shapiro’s real voice? That clip wasn’t edited to make him sound like a chipmunk or something? I’m just realizing that I’ve never heard him speak until just now. Syrian Lannister posted:Same. Now check out his yamulke.
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Aug 11, 2020 17:59
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My big problem with Harris isn’t the job she’ll do as VP (VPs do nothing), or the message she sends (Biden is Biden; water wet), or even her being “a heartbeat from the presidency). The problem is that Biden is a one-term president and everyone knows it. Kamala Harris is being groomed as the successor, and I don’t like that as the future of the Democratic Party.
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Aug 12, 2020 02:39
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That’s just the human brain talking. You can’t trust its judgement.
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Aug 12, 2020 17:03
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Basticle posted:https://thehill.com/homenews/news/512092-mississippi-blames-typo-for-including-huge-mosquito-among-new-state-flag What’s wrong with including the state bird on the flag? 
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Aug 15, 2020 16:25
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The SS has been known to intimidate people making what are clearly not true threats. I have no love for the tax man, but I would be surprised if he had never gotten a visit.
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Aug 17, 2020 12:57
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orange juche posted:Right now, Republicans are still able to control legislature as a minority party in the Senate by simply hopping up on the podium and reading Green Eggs and Ham, for as long as they want. (they're currently a majority, but that's exactly what they did when Obama and the Democrats controlled the Senate and House during his presidency) Nah they didn’t even have to do that. They could just yell “I declare filibuster!” and the Democrats folded.
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Aug 18, 2020 00:56
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Sometimes I wonder what America would look like today if Ford hadn’t pardoned Nixon.
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Aug 18, 2020 04:13
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That’s Kafkaesque.
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Aug 18, 2020 13:40
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The Eyes Have It posted:That makes more sense. I guess I assumed the VP was like any other staffer. Nah the VP can only be removed by impeachment, but the constitution gives very little power to the office, so the pres. can just sideline them if they don’t need them to break ties in the Senate on the regular. It’s a very recent phenomenon for the VP to get a more active role.
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Aug 19, 2020 13:09
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Ben Carson has been there from the start. It’s possible that the oleander grift will finally unseat him.
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Aug 19, 2020 14:11
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Yeah O.K. I was thinking “Carson hasn’t done anything newsworthy in literal years and Trump has no loyalty to him so why not cut him loose?” Now that I think about DeVos and all the other crooks, Carson has some catching up to do.
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Aug 19, 2020 14:25
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shame on an IGA posted:Tallies from Iowa finally starting to firm up, 4,000 mi² recieved Cat-2 hurricane force winds destroying roughly 250,000,000 bushels or fourteen billion pounds of corn That’s enough to feed every person on the planet for a day and a half, or, in other words, a little under half of a percent of world food demands (if the corn weren’t destined for animal feed and there were no food waste).
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Aug 21, 2020 12:39
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“Chauvin” is a cursed loving name.
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Aug 21, 2020 14:25
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Oxygenpoisoning posted:A quick google says she graduated from Georgetown Law and is dating another billionaire heir this last year. Pretty shocked about the law school thing. The Donald is running out of lawyers who will take him as a client.
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Aug 23, 2020 05:08
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I mean, if they survived the Nazis, those guys are no longer a going concern by 1946. Of course they hate the Soviets more.
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Aug 23, 2020 14:10
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These days, the clue he’s not a federal agent is that he tells you he’s a federal agent.
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Aug 25, 2020 17:16
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Reminds me of this guy:quote:The two-time convicted felon William James Clark impersonated a U.S. Army captain at the disaster scene for two days. Clark's efforts included directing FBI agents and appropriating vehicles and equipment for the rescue effort, before fleeing the scene. Clark was later apprehended in Canada. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I-40_bridge_disaster
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