August 2020 current events featuring Mr. Nice!

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Nah, surely Trump insulting and disparaging a service member for their injuries would cross the line for Republicans, there's no way anybody would support him after... wait, hold on, I'm getting a call from 2016... oh, it's just endless, incoherent screaming. Weird.

No no no, it's you from 2020 who's doing the screaming

# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 06:51

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I hope Hillary is on that jury

Clillary... that's an interesting first name, Mrs. Hinton.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 02:18

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Grain explossions are super no joke lol

# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 16:53

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Defenestrategy posted:

Wouldnt you not want your impounded he silo to be in densley populated areas?

Isn't the coastal levant densely populated as hell

# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 18:45

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Raerlynn posted:

I've been seeing reports that it wasn't explosives per se, but fertilizer. I seem to recall a town in Texas got flattened in a similar manner within the last decade or so.

that was 7 years ago?!

# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 19:20

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Fuuuuuuck

# ¿ Aug 5, 2020 10:01

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Best Friends posted:

Meanwhile big capital is getting richer. Small businesses are going to get replaced by chains at a huge rate when things open down the road.

I was going to joke about how will we be able to tell but I think the difference will be stark enough to easily evident.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2020 18:35

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Terrifying Effigies posted:

The arms control folks have been putting it at a couple hundred tons TNT equivalent:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ArmsControlWonk/status/1290722801012228096

https://mobile.twitter.com/ArmsControlWonk/status/1290795532701425664

Still a lot, and well in the range of a W54 mini-nuke equivalent (not saying it was a nuke).

The IRS not loving around anymore

# ¿ Aug 5, 2020 21:47

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Fister Roboto posted:

Capitalism is the best economic system because it drives innovation

I would no joke be tumescent if every mother fucker who seriously uttered this was buried up to their necks in dogshit at low tide

# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 13:48

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Jesus Christ his skin is now the same color as a whole roast chicken.

The president looks delicious

# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 22:08

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

He's a big fan of the dog buttholes

# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 22:48

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Wasabi the J posted:

Free Shmorky.

Too much for half the price!

# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 12:45

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

PookBear posted:

every weekend there are boomers riding up and down the highway that borders the great lake near us, and they're decked out head to toe wearing branded leather gear while going 10 under the speed limit lol

Drive in the fast lane, slowly make you lose your mind

# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 18:32

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Look the rich are just plain better than us, don't you get it. You don't want to stifle innovation, do you

# ¿ Aug 8, 2020 15:41

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

For these types, that's all well and good. There are a ton of minorities in red states especially in the south.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2020 23:23

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Jeff Bezos made 13 billion in one day lmao

# ¿ Aug 8, 2020 23:30

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

facialimpediment posted:

As we get closer and closer to the election, there are more and more touch points where Donnie's version of unreality can't reach like it normally does.

https://twitter.com/freep/status/1292845116797997056?s=19

One thing that I think will sink him for in-person voting: Halloween. I think trick-or-treating is basically going to be cancelled nationwide, only a few days before the election!

How will we determine which rapist halloween mask will determine the winner?

# ¿ Aug 10, 2020 16:44

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mr. Nice! posted:

Everyone does "trunk or treat" in their church or school parking lot these days anyways where parents just line up all of their cars and kids go up to each.

This is the most depressing thing I've ever heard

# ¿ Aug 10, 2020 17:00

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Halloween is a red holiday for goods are redistributed to all who seek them

# ¿ Aug 10, 2020 17:56

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

mlmp08 posted:

Dr Grandayy (@grandayy) Tweeted:
ben shapiro be droppin bars https://t.co/QVzfMtY5fh https://twitter.com/grandayy/status/1292986271644745733?s=20

I like how Ben is often put forth as among the smartest guy the right has.

Remember when he went bananas on a thatcherite for being a leftist

# ¿ Aug 11, 2020 05:57

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

RFC2324 posted:

Almost as if human brains are actually really bad

# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 16:50

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

That's been his job for the last 27 years oh ho ho

# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 17:15

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I had a dream last night that I got a phone alert that Joe had a stroke and that a subsequent poll found that the american people asked if they were concerned about joe's mental health rose from 6 to 8. I'm not sure what the metric was but it made me laugh in my dream

# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 17:19

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Curacao is sad as poo poo that's why it's blue

# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 14:48

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Arven posted:

This is a huge deal and I don't understand why the press is pretty much ignoring it.

Lol yes you do

# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 18:00

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Tweety Bird padded jean jackets

# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 22:24

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Lol i hate these loving ghouls more with every breath I take

# ¿ Aug 14, 2020 02:13

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Good thing they got all the fentanyl

# ¿ Aug 14, 2020 04:29

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

egyptian rat race posted:

Susan Collins just absolutely killing it. Someone I know unironically suggested she'd have been a good VP pick for Biden

https://twitter.com/TheDweck/status/1294141599455170563

Glad everyone is on recess...

https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/1293995915888361472

I need to find the old tweet about Air Bud

e: found it

I always liked the analogy where they were outside the stadium with an acme brand plunger

# ¿ Aug 14, 2020 19:39

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1294350475308027904?s=20

For sure gonna go into their tacky little nostalgia rooms so they can "remember the good times"

# ¿ Aug 14, 2020 20:40

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

egyptian rat race posted:

The perfect addition to your home, if you happen to have an Alzheimer's basement!

https://twitter.com/victoriaxxviii/status/1265635189063065603

That might actually just be a mansion

# ¿ Aug 14, 2020 22:07

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

30% of the country is fine with that

# ¿ Aug 15, 2020 01:03

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Whats'a abumble

# ¿ Aug 15, 2020 01:40

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Lol just overheard FN on Harris mention christians and catholics

# ¿ Aug 15, 2020 03:51

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

bird food bathtub posted:

What kind of hosed up, abusive relationship does right wing everything have with social media? Every single major company is breaking their (rules) back tying themselves in knots to give Republicans every possible advantage on their platforms and no matter how far social media stacks the deck in their favor it's always "liberal social media is the enemy, they need to be destroyed!"

They're stupid loving people, OP

# ¿ Aug 15, 2020 19:45

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

He's getting hired?

# ¿ Aug 16, 2020 08:17

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Godholio posted:

Feely is a retired NFL kicker.

Wow couldn't even spring for a real football player. Sad!

# ¿ Aug 16, 2020 21:27

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

....what the poo poo. I'm going to assume the south?

# ¿ Aug 17, 2020 02:30

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

They intentionally abstained from action in the hopes of making it all worse so I don't give a fuuuuck

# ¿ Aug 17, 2020 08:36

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 20:27

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Try Rural Dictionary

# ¿ Aug 17, 2020 13:41

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