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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

:hmmyes: It’s no Antonio Clown, but it’s very solid.

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

FizFashizzle posted:

So many players are coming back loving fat. I can’t wait.

Mehki Becton reports next year ready to compete for ultra heavy weight sumo.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/Chargers/status/1289646872169082883?s=19

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

The Mosely things doesn’t matter. We’ll be done with the season by mid-October anyways. Most players should be opting out.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

tarbrush posted:

In fairness, if I was a mid career vet in the middle of a contract I would absolutely be opting out to get a chance to heal up while keeping a guaranteed job

It would absolutely be the smartest thing they could. Hell, any vet not pushing retirement age should be hoping that the season gets canned so that they have another year to heal up

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


FizFashizzle posted:

So many players are coming back loving fat. I can’t wait.

Eddie Lacy retired too soon. He was a decent player when it was just him that was fat. Imagine how loving dominant he would've been if everyone ELSE was also fat.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1289659020274356226?s=21

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
How do the Lions do it, year after year? Remarkable consistency.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Isn't his wife still recovering from brain cancer surgery or something?

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Isn't his wife still recovering from brain cancer surgery or something?

Cancer survivor and she just had another baby. We're probably not seeing Matthew for a while.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Honestly didn't expect Stafford to be the next QB to go out after Foles

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

SKULL.GIF posted:

Honestly didn't expect Stafford to be the next QB to go out after Foles

He hasn't opted out

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


a neat cape posted:

He hasn't opted out

He didn't? Did I miss a news update?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

SKULL.GIF posted:

He didn't? Did I miss a news update?

Turned out to be Fake News

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
You'd think Rivers with his army of children would want to opt out...

Hes probably never around his kids anyway.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Rivers will just pray away covid

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

seiferguy posted:

You'd think Rivers with his army of children would want to opt out...

Hes probably never around his kids anyway.

One assumes that the wierdo mage children havers basically treat them as redundant

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

seiferguy posted:

You'd think Rivers with his army of children would want to opt out...

Hes probably never around his kids anyway.

When you have that many kids you can afford to lose a few. It's how they did it in the old days.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

the funniest thing in the world to me would be every team having like, 5-10 COVID dropouts except the Chargers, whose entire roster stays perfectly healthy until the moment the season is cancelled

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1289675076699217920

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I wish Stafford the best and a speedy recovery if he does have COVID-19, then promptly retire.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

SKULL.GIF posted:

He didn't? Did I miss a news update?

Being put on the COVID list and opting out of the season aren't the same thing

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

seiferguy posted:

You'd think Rivers with his army of children would want to opt out...

Hes probably never around his kids anyway.

that's pretty untrue

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Big names must be waffling

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1289674128400646145?s=20

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.




I cannot stress enough how much these chargers uniforms rule.

Gerund
Sep 12, 2007

He push a man



the scuttlebutt that MLB is going to cancel the season is why there would be this sudden pressure. also likely why MLB is pushing to ensure they keep games rolling until they can't

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

OxySnake posted:

I cannot stress enough how much these chargers uniforms rule.

:hellyeah:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





OxySnake posted:

I cannot stress enough how much these chargers uniforms rule.

You probably could if you just tried a little harder. I believe in you.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
NFL bubble gonna get setup in Germany.

Actually Hawaii has empty hotels each team could have a couple. I think they have a couple fields.

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

They're trying to cauterize this open wound of players opting out but by moving it up it's just going to accelerate the blood loss and make it look even worse.

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


D-LINK posted:

Who cares? NHL playoffs start tonight, and they aren't idiot bitches

Clowntonio 6ix9ine

isn't that the league that had a pinkeye or mono (can't remember which) outbreak because players were sharing water bottles?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!


nice lola bunny tattoo

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

a neat cape posted:



nice lola bunny tattoo

I’m a sucker for good jersey number fonts

Good ones:

Bears
Broncos
Steelers
Chargers
Seahawks

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Doctor Teeth posted:

isn't that the league that had a pinkeye or mono (can't remember which) outbreak because players were sharing water bottles?

You're probably thinking mumps a couple of years ago, but both other things could have happened too.

Fire Safety Doug
Sep 3, 2006

99 % caffeine free is 99 % not my kinda thing

tarbrush posted:

One assumes that the wierdo mage children havers basically treat them as redundant

I could imagine mage children being quite valuable if used strategically.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Fire Safety Doug posted:

I could imagine mage children being quite valuable if used strategically.

Man, I can’t even figure out what I was trying to say...

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Maybe it was Rivers's children that put a hex on the Chargers.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1289924682016153600

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
What happens if you opt out? Do you get any compensation for the year? If you had four years left on your contract will you have 3 or 4 years in the season starting 2021? How does it affect the salary cap if a team really needs to fill in a hole in a position a player who opted out was gonna be in?

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tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Skwirl posted:

What happens if you opt out? Do you get any compensation for the year? If you had four years left on your contract will you have 3 or 4 years in the season starting 2021? How does it affect the salary cap if a team really needs to fill in a hole in a position a player who opted out was gonna be in?

They get a stipend of i think $350k, and don't accrue the season on their contract

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