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DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Antonio Cleveland Browns

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Mega64 posted:

Maybe it was Rivers's children that put a hex on the Chargers.

The Chargers currently have no injuries and no one has opted out.

So maybe!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

a neat cape posted:

The Chargers currently have no injuries and no one has opted out.

So maybe!

Leave it to the Chargers to be the healthiest team during a pandemic that will cancel the season.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Do players get the 350k if the season is cancelled, or if their 1-2 game checks is worth more than that?

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

quote:

As one source explained it to PFT, teams are concerned that some players who think they won’t make the team are choosing to opt out and to take the six-figure stipend. While players apparently would owe the money back to the teams if they fail to make the roster in 2021, no team wants to have to chase a former player around next year in an effort to retrieve $150,000 or $350,000.


weird differentiation there.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
If anything it helps you.

1) there’s no way they’ll make you accrue that 350k to the cap for 2021. Not from what my buddy is telling me and he’s already had one of his clients opt out. That puts you on equal footing with another guy who is fighting for a roster spot (aka likely Vet minimum type). Is 350k in salary cap really much value? Nah. But... everything helps

2) you now owe them money. At the very least you want the guy who owes you six figures to earn a six figure income, no?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1289969760776736769?s=19

Their entire TE depth chart has 6 career catches combined.

Edit also TY Hilton is already hosed up and broken
https://twitter.com/zkeefer/status/1289950453073997825?s=19

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Spoeank posted:


Edit also TY Hilton is already hosed up and broken
https://twitter.com/zkeefer/status/1289950453073997825?s=19

Weird that a team with Philip Rivers as the QB immediately has injury issues

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
That's #2, Star Lotulelei was first. Additionally, starting RG Jon Feliciano had surgery to repair a pectoral tear and is now out "indefinitely".
Honestly, I'm sad more players aren't opting out, because I have complete faith this season will be an insanely dangerous poo poo-show.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Spoeank posted:

Their entire TE depth chart has 6 career catches combined.

Belichick is going to somehow get an entire draft round of compensatory picks.

Propaganda Bob
Aug 26, 2006

Not one step backwards!

a neat cape posted:



nice lola bunny tattoo

I don't know what the internet was so mad about, these new Rams jerseys are sick

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Me ITT when I see mcmagic stirring up trouble outside of AFCE

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
RIP

https://twitter.com/Jaguars/status/1290014507922751492?s=20

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
If the Jags kill Minshew a thousand years of Coug curses will rain down upon Jacksonville

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Its Rinaldo posted:

If the Jags kill Minshew a thousand years of Coug curses will rain down upon Jacksonville

Would this make the Jags better or worse?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

fartknocker posted:

Would this make the Jags better or worse?

I considered a joke about how nobody in Jacksonville noticed a difference but decided to not even slander adjacently my son

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
It's going super well lads, super well https://twitter.com/MiamiDolphins/status/1290029813206413312?s=19

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
https://twitter.com/billycorben/status/1289961836264095744?s=21

Players better stand!

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

:allbuttons:
Jesus loving Christ.

It's almost as if Navy SEAL's like to uphold the stereotype of being utter dirtbags.

The Juggernaut
Nov 29, 2005


God bless America.

Oh wait, God please wipe the cancer that is us off the map.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I want to say that I love Gardner Minshew and he's what I expected Mahomes to be like before he exceeded every expectation.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Android Apocalypse posted:

:allbuttons:
Jesus loving Christ.

It's almost as if Navy SEAL's like to uphold the stereotype of being utter dirtbags.

It's how they get book deals.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
It doesn't help that Seal Team 6 founder Richard Marcinko was a total dirtbag, so the proverbial apple didn't fall far from the shitheel tree.

:ninja: edit: have some content that is completely in-line with TFF:
https://twitter.com/almightyboob/status/1290052311989936129?s=21

Android Apocalypse fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Aug 3, 2020

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
smash mouth eat the ball

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





kiimo posted:

I want to say that I love Gardner Minshew and he's what I expected Mahomes to be like before he exceeded every expectation.

One day Gardner Minshew will flush this entire cursed league down the toilet en route to his 6th Super Bowl victory.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Here we go. This is all gonna get real bad real soon

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1290083572464775169?s=21

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Android Apocalypse posted:

It doesn't help that Seal Team 6 founder Richard Marcinko was a total dirtbag, so the proverbial apple didn't fall far from the shitheel tree.

:ninja: edit: have some content that is completely in-line with TFF:
https://twitter.com/almightyboob/status/1290052311989936129?s=21

Eat the Balls is really two nuts for me.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Android Apocalypse posted:

It doesn't help that Seal Team 6 founder Richard Marcinko was a total dirtbag, so the proverbial apple didn't fall far from the shitheel tree.

:ninja: edit: have some content that is completely in-line with TFF:
https://twitter.com/almightyboob/status/1290052311989936129?s=21

quote:

Eat the Ball® is an innovative European company based in Austria that launched the world's first bread brand in 2012 and established a new category of functional branded bread.
https://www.eattheball.com/us

It also comes in "hazelnut spread with cocoa"

Only available in the northeast it seems.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1290084158467784704?s=21

itshappening.gif

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

How loving stupid can you be

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







wait, surely that team meeting was via zoom or something

surely he didn't louis gohmert them

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






drat it Doug.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

"Thank you all for meeting me in person, in this small humid room, I have a highly contagious disease."

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Doug Peterson calling everybody into the tiny break room. "Alright listen up everybody, I got some bad news: first, I microwaved fish a few minutes ago. Yeah, I know you smell that. I'm sorry. Second, my butt is caught in the toaster. Don't ask how it happened, I'm not sure myself. I know it's not as easy as one cheek one slot. Whole butt, one slot. It does not help that my buttocks are very thin and narrow, like vertical pancakes. They make a sound like a round of applause whenever I fart. Some of you already know this. Also I have Covid. Thank you."

Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Aug 3, 2020

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
“You want Covie Covie?”

Pederson pauses for a moment, “Yeah, let’s do it.”

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
“Die, Eagles die"

Professor Funk fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Aug 3, 2020

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Maybe it was a zoom meeting?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002




rip the birds

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





This is going to put a very different tone on my re-watch of the 2017 season.

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TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Professor Funk posted:

“Die, Eagles die"

"The Eagles, the"

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