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I drank probly about twice as much booze as I should on a Monday night and I'm still silently screaming in existential horror. It's gonna be a long night.
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I mean there are already maybe 1 starting calibre offensive linemen for every 4 starting positions. poo poo's dire
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Aug 5, 2020 01:15
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Ches Neckbeard posted:
*hammers report button*
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Aug 5, 2020 21:51
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I had abs for like 2 weeks in college. I killed myself for them for months, Then one day they were there. I remember looking at myself in the mirror after waking up one morning and instantly realizing I was the same goofy looking rear end in a top hat, I just had lines on my stomach. 45 minutes later I was eating a big ol' sammich.
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Aug 7, 2020 17:56
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NFL players that Actually have a sense of humor about themselves own so hard.
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Aug 7, 2020 18:26
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a neat cape posted:Oh so exactly like the chargers. Yeah holy shut dude I am not a doctor but that sounds like football is a really really bad idea.
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Aug 7, 2020 21:15
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As a bengals fan I've seen some pretty awful tackle play. The rankings might change based on my mood but the 3 worst tackles I've ever seen play are Marshall Newhouse, Ced Ogbuehi and Bobby Hart. Right now I would give Bobby Hart the edge because hes apparently a Corona truther and I'm half expecting him to infect half the roster. Apparently the patriots are thinking Newhouse will start for them, rip Cam.
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Aug 7, 2020 22:30
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I don't really care what they change the name to but I am hoping that they keep the uniforms exactly the way they are now.
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Aug 8, 2020 00:33
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Aug 8, 2020 17:48
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Imagine how mad Baker is right now.
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Aug 9, 2020 17:01
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I just need to see Burrow ball out for one game then you can cancel the season.
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Aug 10, 2020 17:32
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a neat cape posted:Watching him get flattened by Bosa and lob up some ducks to Derwin and Harris and Hayward week 1 would be cool I'd be up for a bet. No forum swag cuz I don't wanna give the forums any $ until Lowtax is gone. 5 bucks to a charity of winner's choice? I'd be up for td vs interceptions, week 1, you win on a tie.
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Aug 10, 2020 17:55
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It is not the game 1 I'd pick for him, will certainly give you that.
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Aug 10, 2020 18:01
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a neat cape posted:I'm not super confident in the chargers as a whole or anything, but I think the defense is gonna be great. The bengals play every blue chip pass rusher this year except for the Bosa that lives.
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Aug 10, 2020 18:49
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wandler20 posted:Um, the Bengals don't play against the 2019 sack champion this year. I don't know, when your team's quarterback effectively doubles the number of offensive drives other teams have it seems kind of unfair.
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Aug 10, 2020 20:31
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Lol 10 years from now. These people are in their 70-80s (also It wouldn't matter because no matter what they're not going to face any accountability). I lived in South Korea for 3 years and genuinely one of the things I'm most jealous about regarding their government isn't the much better infrastructure, or public affordable health care, or pension system - it's the fact that the majority of their presidents where arrested after the end of their term.
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Aug 11, 2020 15:15
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Herbert looks like the QB from Remember The Titans, and is probably good enough to win the starting job for a period high school football team.
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Aug 11, 2020 17:20
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Low key I find it kind of hilarious that Toronto's been talking for ages about stealing the Bills from Buffalo and now the blue jays are playing there. Lol.
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Aug 12, 2020 01:44
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Poor Ross stands out as hard luck on the loving bengals, which is a high bar. Poor guy. Obviously he should take as much time as he needs and then some. You hope for a good outcome. Poor guy really needed this season to ball out for a second contract. Hopefully he gets a few games to show off. I doubt The Bengals spend the money on him but it'd be nice for him to get paid.
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Aug 13, 2020 01:11
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He is diet Lamar. Seems to have really good instincts as well. Kinda like a Fitzmagic caliber qb is my take.
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Aug 14, 2020 02:52
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Let's not go nuts, he's no Andy Dalton. (I do genuinely forget he's a white dude)
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Aug 14, 2020 02:56
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Jivesauce posted:Whoa why on earth would you think that? Dude has thrown 13 passes his entire team in the league (and completed 6 of them) I guess depends on what you think of diet? I mean he resembles Lamar but is noticably inferior. I've seen him in ~2-3 games and the way they use him reminds me of Jackson.
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Aug 14, 2020 13:48
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Barudak posted:Gregg Williams I think has had a longer career in football since getting banned forever from football. It is crazy he's still around. People still talk about how Cleveland should have made him HC. Can you imagine?
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Aug 14, 2020 16:13
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Funny how you can see a name and know at one point you were livid at that person but can't remember why. I saw Larrew on there and immediately thought "gently caress that guy." Can't remember why.
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Aug 14, 2020 16:39
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I am not a big Pat fan but I like his Belichic impression. https://youtu.be/PmJvzK-voy8
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Aug 15, 2020 01:47
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It'll be fun watching in real time to see if Bill thinks he's good enough for the gronk gloves or if he can engage in end stage Moss soul sucking. Since there's no preseason games would anyone be interested in a roster bubble thread? Usually the fun part of this part of the season is having fun over analyzing the 3rd/4th stringers.
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Aug 15, 2020 02:49
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Andy Dalton derailed the most promising season in 40 years of Bengals football by making a tackle.
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Aug 16, 2020 03:36
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This stereotype is at least a little bit true though, I Google the folks who opted out and kept getting a bunch of personal injury firms.
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Aug 16, 2020 13:52
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Bengals had Renell Wren on the cart and Green tweaked a hammy ( )
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Aug 17, 2020 17:28
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Gatts posted:Can Gronk throw? I've been saying for years that Tim Tebow's throwing motion was just a gronk spike aimed downfield.
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This is just your friendly reminder that Bill loving O'Brian is the most successful Bellichick coaching tree product.
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Aug 18, 2020 02:55
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Skwirl posted:Wait, he was suspended for weed, but weed is no longer on the banned substance list so future players won't be suspended for it, but they're still enforcing his suspension? There's a financial incentive because they don't have to pay him while he's suspended. Kind of like how there's an incentive financially to give nonviolent 1st time drug offenders maximum sentences and institutionalize them so that stockholders for private prisons can make a little bit more money at the expense of the overall health of the country. Yay!
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Aug 19, 2020 20:03
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Patrick Mahomes to me seems like some kid who saved a magic frog or something and got a wish from it. His entire career the past few years, particularly with his weirdly childish voice, seems like wish fufilment to me.
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Aug 20, 2020 03:07
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The patriots are gonna go 0 and 3 and be the only team with that record when the season's canceled and secure the number one pick. Lawrence is gonna be the starting quarterback for the Pats next year. And then around 2031 we're gonna find out that the patriots paid people to cough on players from other teams. Punishment will be a 100k fine and a second.
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Aug 21, 2020 17:01
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Audin Tate is catching all the TDs with Ross and Green out. Seems like he'll be a lock for the roster. Edit: with his body and Burrow's aptitude for the fade route he's gonna be dirty if he can reliably beat press. He's one of my favorites, dude would be an all pro if he was two steps faster. I was afraid that Higgins was going to eat his lunch because hes got a similar body and more upside. I dunno if Tate is the perfect wr for Burrow, but Burrow is perfect for Tate. VVV Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Aug 21, 2020 |
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Aug 21, 2020 18:18
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I still think of Evans sometimes because he had one of the most heads up plays I've ever seen from a rookie. His quarterback dramatically overthrew him and both the corner and the safety had him beat for the ball. Unless my memory is failing me it was pac man Jones and Reggie Nelson, who both have good hands. Evans realized the ball had sailed, grabbed the back of both defensive backs' jerseys and held them both to avoid them making a play on the football. Smart.
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Aug 21, 2020 20:10
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Yeah, doubting srttelers wrs is a fools errand. Good thing their qb is 70.
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Aug 22, 2020 00:33
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Our 7th round pick who is 4th or 5th on the depth chart makes that catch every practice. Just saying.
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Aug 22, 2020 04:52
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Spoeank posted:auden tate has a sub 50% catch rate in two years so I'd check on those dbs lol Ah yes vs the Legendary Pittsburgh Steelers corners.
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a neat cape posted:Yeah I'm not gonna question the Steelers when it comes to WRs There are 3 or 4 teams in the NFL where, when they draft a wide receiver, you know they're going to be good and 3 or 4 teams in the NFL where you know they're going to be poo poo. Even the few wide receivers that had been disappointing for the steelers recently have been disappointing because they're a head case not because of talent.
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