NFL N/V August: Antonio Cl-(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Who the hell is hyped for preseason? Finally, we're gonna get some semblance of football!

...wait

# ¿ Aug 1, 2020 10:33

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 21:35

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Maybe it was Rivers's children that put a hex on the Chargers.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 12:43

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Butt

# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 19:19

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Silly Burrito posted:

https://twitter.com/nick_underhill/status/1290353325397991424?s=20

Can't wait to watch them play without fans or players.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 20:12

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Android Apocalypse posted:

https://twitter.com/Eagles/status/1289285758868692992?s=20
Count the number of people not wearing masks correctly.

It's not like they're in contact with a bigwig who has Covid like a coach or something!

# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 18:33

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I'm gonna go ahead and call Derek Carr to the Cowboys next season if we get enough 2020 games for him to get benched for Mariota.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2020 21:54

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

How many teams could the opt-outs beat if they made their own team?

# ¿ Aug 5, 2020 22:04

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Nick Foles himself did not opt-out, but his big dick did.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2020 22:11

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

The QB is only a distraction in terms of Establishing The Run unless you have a rushing quarterback like Lamar Jackson or Ryan Fitzpatrick.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 20:35

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

gently caress it I'm gonna opt out.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 20:48

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Tom Bra-dy.

Everyone knows the nipples are the most vulnerable body part to COVID.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 21:11

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Imagine him catching passes from Josh McCown.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2020 23:32

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1293285057256476679

Can we sign Clowney already

# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 09:10

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Intruder posted:

Fine, Brady goes down in week 1 and the Buccs go on a tear without him and win it all

Then Brady brags about getting another ring

The Bucs backup is Blaine Gabbert.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 17:32

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

He was 2/3 as a starter when he was on the Titans, and hilariously all three of his starts were against different AFC South teams.

I remember he got injured against the Jags and thus the Titans had to send out an already-injured Mariota to secure a 9-6 victory. And it wasn't even a Thursday Night game!

# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 18:28

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

kiimo posted:

It's kind of funny that the type of people that will insist on going to games as Pod People are also the ones walking around saying "Trumpy"

It's going to be awkward for them when all the players are kneeling during the anthem.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2020 00:57

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

King Hong Kong posted:

Derek Carr definitely not looking good from a team morale perspective.

The question is whether the season lasts long enough for him to get benched for Mariota, because otherwise that's definitely happening.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2020 11:27

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

It's amazing how many coaches work with Belicheck and think, "Wow, he wins so much because he's such a hard-rear end!" while ignoring the whole "actually gets his players' respect" and "actually talented at game plans" and "actually cheats" parts.

I'd be interested to see more former Belicheck players enter coaching, Vrabel's had some oddball moments but he also makes some ballsy decisions and hasn't pissed his team off, which is a step up from most Belicheck assistants.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2020 21:38

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I'm fine with Siemian, he's not starter-quality but he's probably one of the better back-up options available, especially considering our other options aren't looking that good.

I mean, we've had Cassel and Gabbert backing up Mariota, I'll gladly take Siemian.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2020 18:24

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Makes sense, Brady will kiss anything.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2020 12:09

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Pretty much!

# ¿ Aug 21, 2020 14:04

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Imagine having Mike Evans and Chris Godwin as your weapons and still throwing 30 Interceptions in a season.

If Brady is still even half as good as he was, and IF we get a full season that Bucs offense should be a joy to watch.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2020 21:34

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Skwirl posted:

I appreciate the thinking behind building a stadium that actively injures other football teams for an advantage, but did no one realize they'd have to play on it more than anyone else?

Washington apparently didn't!

# ¿ Aug 23, 2020 20:28

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Lifespan posted:

Earl Thomas, part of a beloved Super Bowl championship team and was arguably the best at his position a couple years ago, yet you wouldn't find many Seahawks fans willing to bring him back at the minimum. I guess now he gets to make his dream a reality, to ruin the Cowboy's locker room.

A dream for which I wish him the utmost success.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 01:28

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

wandler20 posted:

Joe Judge seems like a Schiano man.

https://twitter.com/RVacchianoSNY/status/1297933012403916806?s=20

This is going to be a glorious trainwreck.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 19:18

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

What the gently caress is Dan Snyder thinking

# ¿ Aug 25, 2020 18:07

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I am excited for The Joe Judge Experience.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2020 19:14

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Grittybeard posted:

Do we have specific instances for other coaches where we can point to exactly where their brains are stuck?

I can think of lots of things that certain guys won't stop harping about, but individual plays making you do incredibly dumb poo poo the rest of your career seem pretty rare.

Not a coach, but if you ignore plays with career-ending injuries, I can think of a certain quarterback whose entire career changed with one play.

Gonz posted:

Aren't there, like, a zillion kickers to choose from in the UDFA pool every year? How hard can it be to find a moderately okay placekicker?

As a Titans fan, really loving hard.

We were so desperate we had Double Doink himself kicking for several games.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2020 09:06

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

To be fair to Nagy, the kicker is going to be the team's best offensive weapon regardless of how bad they are.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2020 21:52

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Between those two quarterbacks they have an elite dick and set of lips!

# ¿ Aug 28, 2020 22:02

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Their one good season in a decade really scared the poo poo out of that franchise, huh.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2020 11:52

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Mystic Stylez posted:

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1300072847126208512?s=19

You literally couldn't pay him to stay in Jacksonville!

# ¿ Aug 30, 2020 17:48

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

And to think Jags fans were upset they would get one less home game for this team to disappoint them.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 14:05

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Derwin James is Joey Bosa all over again.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2020 01:35

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 21:35

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

It's September! Also NFL football starts in a little over a week!

# ¿ Sep 1, 2020 09:12

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