Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
smash mouth eat the ball

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Here we go. This is all gonna get real bad real soon

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1290083572464775169?s=21

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
“Die, Eagles die"

Professor Funk fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Aug 3, 2020

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Yeah seriously, but the idea of a healthy Jordan Reed playing with George Kittle and Deebo Samuel (when he's back from the injury) is pretty fun to think about

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Yeah if you want to know how NFL teams end up with cash problems this is it

https://twitter.com/richcimini/status/1290392094029291520?s=21

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
This is a loving hilarious tweet

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1292611383901786113?s=21

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Nice little move by the Cowboys, wonder what the deal looks like

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1293713292247142400?s=20

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
That's less than I thought Kittle would get honestly. He's might be a top 5 player in the NFL IMHO

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Kalli posted:

It's been unseasonably nice this last week in Boston, currently 72 out.

Been a nice shift from like a week ago when it was in the 90s. It's felt like early fall the past few days.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Blood for the blood god

https://twitter.com/nfldraftscout/status/1295442367630237697?s=20

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Ehud posted:

looking forward to the patriots cheating scandal where a "rogue" audio engineer "accidentally" goes 20 decibels louder than what is permitted

just a constant 120 dB fart noise while the jets offense is on the field

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Spoeank posted:

but enough about adam gase's play calling!!!!!!!!!!

that's the joke :)

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
https://twitter.com/mlombardiNFL/status/1296163298036068356?s=20

Lombardi is annoying as poo poo but I feel like he's decently plugged in. I predict he's going to *spins wheel* the Raiders.

Professor Funk fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Aug 19, 2020

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Well I hope it’s real!

https://twitter.com/mlombardinfl/status/1296182925478764545?s=21

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
The Jets would be dumb to acquire [good player X] because Adam Gase is bad. In addition, the Jets are a dumb franchise because they do not acquire enough good players. It is known.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Bill the Thrill

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Diva Cupcake posted:

Kaufusi would be like DL9 and if he can catch maybe he hangs on as TE4 or practice squad. Probably just a business decision.

Kinda sucks for him given the Jets two deepest positions are probably DL and TE (now that Griffin and Brown are back).

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Makes you realize how fragile this entire operation is

https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1297557365844324352?s=21

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Grittybeard posted:

Deleted, what was it?

Just the false positive numbers. Apparently the Vikings had 12 as well. Wild

https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1297558636617752576?s=21

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Mays is great, this is cool and I feel like his talents were kind of wasted at The Ringer. The Athletic is also great—I haven’t regretted subscribing once since I joined 2ish years ago.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Kalli posted:

Mays wasn't ever on any of that stuff though as far as I know. He had his NFL podcast which was pretty great and I think had Simmons it like once ever.

I'm glad he's going to get to do more of that, and the Athletic will have a better stable of people to pull from though, so that's cool.

Mays always struck me as a Zach Lowe type who knew a ton about football but could write about it in a way that made it very accessible (this piece, for example). Not saying he'll be the football Zach Lowe, but the Athletic will definitely give him a better outlet to showcase his talents.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

fsif posted:

Yeah.

And Mays's departure pretty much sticks a fork in my sporadic Ringer NFL Podcast listening. Kevin Clark is okay but not anyone I would ever seek out to listen to on his own. Goodbye forever, Danny Heifetz.

Not a huge fan of Kevin Clark, though he has his moments I guess. I like Danny Kelly, though--his NFL draft content is pretty solid.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Catfish Noodlin posted:

https://twitter.com/RyanTalbotBills/status/1298705999528898561
I wonder if the NFLPA is going to end up regret pushing to cancel the preseason. I think it was probably the right thing to do at the time, but right now it seems like at very least *training camp* has been reasonably safe, and it looks like this is really going to gently caress with a lot of marginal players.

Someone direct the Bills to the AFCE thread

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Ches Neckbeard posted:

The Double Doink has utterly destroyed Matt Nagy. To think there was that season he looked like a good coach.

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1298706487758524417?s=20

This is one of the most hilarious coaching decisions I’ve seen in a long time and I root for a team coached by Adam Gase

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

football is bad

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

tarbrush posted:

I was expecting it to have spiralled already tbh

Maybe this is an unpopular take around here but it seems like the NFL has done...a pretty good job so far? Obviously it is all very tenuous but everyone is clearly taking it seriously so far.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply