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We'll just have to find topics that are always relevant. gently caress the Cowboys.
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OxySnake posted:I cannot stress enough how much these chargers uniforms rule. You probably could if you just tried a little harder. I believe in you.
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kiimo posted:I want to say that I love Gardner Minshew and he's what I expected Mahomes to be like before he exceeded every expectation. One day Gardner Minshew will flush this entire cursed league down the toilet en route to his 6th Super Bowl victory.
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Professor Funk posted:Here we go. This is all gonna get real bad real soon drat it Doug.
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Aug 3, 2020 01:51
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Doug Peterson calling everybody into the tiny break room. "Alright listen up everybody, I got some bad news: first, I microwaved fish a few minutes ago. Yeah, I know you smell that. I'm sorry. Second, my butt is caught in the toaster. Don't ask how it happened, I'm not sure myself. I know it's not as easy as one cheek one slot. Whole butt, one slot. It does not help that my buttocks are very thin and narrow, like vertical pancakes. They make a sound like a round of applause whenever I fart. Some of you already know this. Also I have Covid. Thank you."
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This is going to put a very different tone on my re-watch of the 2017 season.
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MalarkeyToboggan posted:Remember when Josh Allen had 500 passing yards and 7 TDs against the Pats last year? You can't look it up so just take my word for it. Was this the one in the regular season or in the playoffs?
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Aug 3, 2020 12:23
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I know not with what teams Super Bowl LV will be played, but Super Bowl LVI will be played with sticks and stones.
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Aug 4, 2020 04:04
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Rooster Brooster posted:Countdown until this dude shows up at Ravens camp offering to turn threes into ones. As someone who recently read this to his child this earned a hearty chuckle from me.
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Bob Socko posted:little dick nick Nick Foles dick works the same way as the enterprise in Star Trek TNG where like he can detach half of it to float around and it functions as a separate dick.
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shirts and skins posted:Cambushka That's great but why interview his poor grandmother instead of him?
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Aug 7, 2020 18:51
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Spoeank posted:it's all over for you hoes He'll get like three 70-ish yard plays for TDs (two returns and one end around) and manage seventeen more that net -2 yards total.
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Aug 12, 2020 17:18
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Like Dan Snyder's gonna listen to minority anything.
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R.D. Mangles posted:guys, mitch trubisky Looks Like a New QB Out There Freshly emerged from his mother's womb like a newborn deer, stumbling around on his stupid deer legs.
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Better Than You posted:Joe Judge is a piece of trash Introducing your 2031 New York Giants head coach Jason Garret! Aaaand I'm just gonna leave that typo.
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Aug 26, 2020 13:49
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I like preseason just for the chance to watch random nobodies play and occasionally spotting standouts. I knew Gardner Minshew was cool before most of you. 
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Aug 26, 2020 19:54
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fsif posted:Ballage isn't great, but they're going to need someone to spell Frank Gore. I know he's old but surely he can still remember!
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Aug 27, 2020 19:17
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Bell will get traded to the Pats for a 5th and some scrub player who sucks but they try to sneak on to the practice squad and he ends up getting snatched off of waivers by the Vinings and cut two weeks later.
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Ches Neckbeard posted:The Double Doink has utterly destroyed Matt Nagy. To think there was that season he looked like a good coach. The gently caress? If you dont trust either of these guys over the other one why do you... y'know what, never mind. You do you Matt.
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I think it's smart that someone was willing to sign Gollum. He'll just wants a ring.
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