NFL N/V August: Antonio Cl-(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

JT Jag posted:

Finally, a new thread, now I can stop making Antonio Brown rhymes.

Personally I dont think you should quit, but instead go at them harder and faster

Antonio Doubledown

Edit:
love my handsome football man and his sidekick, the giant football oaf
https://twitter.com/KeianaMartinTV/status/1289609011721940992

Spoeank fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Aug 1, 2020

# ¿ Aug 1, 2020 18:04

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 09:33

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

https://twitter.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1289623671523295234

# ¿ Aug 1, 2020 19:19

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1289969760776736769?s=19

Their entire TE depth chart has 6 career catches combined.

Edit also TY Hilton is already hosed up and broken
https://twitter.com/zkeefer/status/1289950453073997825?s=19

# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 18:59

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Professor Funk posted:

Here we go. This is all gonna get real bad real soon

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1290083572464775169?s=21

How loving stupid can you be

# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 01:39

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

hifi posted:

incredibly awful but it was probably going to happen: all *-reference sites are moving to a subscription for stats searching: https://www.sports-reference.com/blog/2020/05/play-index-tools-are-moving-to-stathead-com/

football still works but basketball is gone. the top 10 results for your search is replaced with an ad to buy their subscription

$100 a year to find out who had the third highest YPT in weeks 8 through 12 is a price well worth paying imo

(It sucks rear end)

# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 04:13

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1290357798937800706?s=19

If Jordan Reed can stay health---ahahajaha

# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 19:47

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

what the actual gently caress (that's Jonathan Taylor on the right)

https://twitter.com/ballblastFB/status/1290468290431721477

# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 16:11

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

https://twitter.com/Lions/status/1290735777970782215

lol this season is gonna be a poo poo show

# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 20:51

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

predictions of weekly false positives
week one - Tua Tagovailoa & Ryan Fitzpatrick
week two - Russell Wilson
week three - Derek Carr
week four - Patrick Mahomes
week five - Drew Lock
week six - NO FALSE POSITIVES, WEIRD
week seven - Jimmy Garoppolo
week eight - Josh Allen
week nine - Sam Darnold
week ten - Lamar Jackson
week eleven - Deshaun Watson
week twelve - Kyler Murray
week thirteen - Tyrod Taylor & Justin Herbert
week fourteen - Jared Goff
week fifteen - Tua Tagovailoa & Ryan Fitzpatrick again!
week sixteen - Josh Allen again(?)
week seventeen - Sam Darnold somehow... again!

# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 21:01

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

bring us all your busts
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1291025837643497472

# ¿ Aug 5, 2020 16:07

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

The Mr. Unlimited video is two years old lol Russ wyd man

# ¿ Aug 5, 2020 16:33

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

sharknado slashfic posted:

She's a Seahawks fan.

In other news, this is more effort then I was expecting the NFL to put in

https://twitter.com/jamisonhensley/status/1291008620054958081

"listen up threes, a one is speaking!"

# ¿ Aug 5, 2020 16:46

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1291096505810657280

mostert got a lot of practice being at least 6 feet from people in the NFCCG

# ¿ Aug 5, 2020 20:47

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Keith Atherton posted:

NFL planning for cover your rear end mode

I think you're wearing your helmet wrong

# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 03:37

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Skwirl posted:

I know none of the starter QBs have opted out, have any backups?

according to the ESPN tracker I'm frantically refreshing, nary a QB has opted out.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/29533526/players-opting-2020-nfl-season-coronavirus-concerns-tracking-full-list

# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 20:24

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

what the gently caress man

# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 21:06

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Remember when New England had no cap space

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1291712085949382656

# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 20:10

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Gatts posted:

This is going to be a dumb question considering it is Cleveland...but...uh...who opted out?

VS

Who wouldn't opt out of Cleveland.

Cleveland Browns legends Drew Forbes, Drake Dorbeck, Colby Gossett, Andrew Billings and Malcolm Bridgeon, of course

# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 23:44

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

ah gently caress

https://twitter.com/JPFinlayNBCS/status/1291862707617005568

# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 23:45

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1291870340638035974 holy poo poo that was fast

# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 23:55

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Reuben Foster and Adrian Peterson: "yeah no domestic violence on the Washington Football Team!!!"

# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 23:57

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Raku posted:

has he actually played a down in the pros?

he torched the panthers to hell and back last year but other than that not really

# ¿ Aug 8, 2020 03:27

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I will take Jimmy and Kelce (to be the worse duo)

# ¿ Aug 8, 2020 17:52

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

The Kelce/Kittle debate is a good one. Yes, Kelce can't block as well as Kittle, but also he has a lower YAC per reception, a lower true catch rate (stripping out uncatchable targets), a higher drop rate, less separation per route, and a lower QB rating when targeted on virtually identical usage.

It's really a mind-boggler to figure out who is better

# ¿ Aug 8, 2020 18:28

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Metapod posted:

The best te in the league is jonnu smith

I was hoping nobody would find the one flaw in my logic

# ¿ Aug 8, 2020 20:29

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1292511896810160129?s=19

Gonna get Replacement Refs again baby aroooo

# ¿ Aug 9, 2020 18:55

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

shirts and skins posted:

Omae wa mou shindeiru

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1292552177991458817?s=19

lets fuckin go baby lets make it 2015 again like Jordan Reed thinks it still is

# ¿ Aug 9, 2020 21:31

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Kalli posted:

I think that's just a colorful way of saying he looks the most like a prototypical quarterback, a tall guy who can huck the ball a mile and sucks rear end.

Justin Herbert sucks rear end and I'm really mad more people don't see it!!! I feel like I'm being gaslit every time I hear praise for his talents

# ¿ Aug 11, 2020 17:07

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Alaois posted:

Justin "Power 5 Paxton Lynch" Herbert

Justin Herbert is 1,000,000% Paxton Lynch 2.0

a neat cape posted:

Hes good OP

He really isn't.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2020 17:18

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

more than one-in-five Justin Herbert passes was a screen pass lol

# ¿ Aug 11, 2020 17:26

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I don't see a hard knocks thread so I just wanna say, pursuant to our Justin Herbert conversation before: lol they drafted Luke fuckin Mones in the top ten

# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 06:59

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

nerve posted:

ive never seen the words "luke mones" in my life

he's an awkward comedian that's 8 feet tall with floppy rear end hair. He was the first thing I thought of when I saw herbert running around

https://twitter.com/LukeMones/status/1291782559345516544

# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 07:50

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Fifty Three posted:

He seems like a real rear end in a top hat.

He rocks, actually.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 15:59

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

it's all over for you hoes

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1293575801456205824

# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 17:15

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Fifty Three posted:

Please, by all means, elaborate on what part of "mocking people who are taking coronavirus precautions" rocks

here you go here's him doing the opposite, chill out

https://twitter.com/LukeMones/status/1286407654114394112

# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 17:18

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Quiet Feet posted:

He'll get like three 70-ish yard plays for TDs (two returns and one end around) and manage seventeen more that net -2 yards total.

ah, the Matt Breida Experience

# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 17:22

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

SHOAH NUFF posted:

He�s really unfunny regardless

So you say he's bad at what he hopes to be good at, allowing my Justin Herbert comparison to spring back to mind

# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 20:53

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Skwirl posted:

Would this show be interesting if I didn't really give a poo poo about the chargers and basically had no preconceived notions about the players?

I don't give a poo poo about the Chargers but through one episode I'm firmly convinced that I wanna be Anthony Lynn's friend.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 23:03

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

a neat cape posted:

I want to go to a cookout at his house

I want to go to an Anthony Lynn cookout at Sean McVay's house

# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 23:17

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 09:33

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1293789701925736448?s=19

Football Oaf + Handsome James 4Eva

# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 07:02

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