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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL N/V August: Antonio Cl-(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
 
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Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun
 They're trying to cauterize this open wound of players opting out but by moving it up it's just going to accelerate the blood loss and make it look even worse.

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Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun
 Who can name the only player in the Super Bowl era with:

550+ receptions
250* punt returns
1+ interceptions

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Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun
 Tampa Bay PR dept: we regret to inform everyone that early Sunday afternoon Jameis Winston was connected to several Opponent-Involved Completions. A full investigation will be ongoing.

(Jameis Winston investigated and quietly shipped off to another state)

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Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun
 Everyone learn how to play by practicing 6 hours a day with your legs tied together. That way when you UNTIE your legs before a game you’ll feel really fast.

NFL coaching contract please.

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL N/V August: Antonio Cl-(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)