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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1289659020274356226?s=21

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1289675076699217920

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I want to say that I love Gardner Minshew and he's what I expected Mahomes to be like before he exceeded every expectation.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

So that's how you all have had better sports opinions than me this whole time

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Mega64 posted:

Can't wait to watch them play without fans or players.

I definitely think some players out of nowhere are going to perform better/worse in the new atmosphere

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Eifert Posting posted:

I drank probly about twice as much booze as I should on a Monday night and I'm still silently screaming in existential horror.




It's gonna be a long night.

Two things. Nobody will stop you from going to bed at 8.



But also nobody will stop you from having another.



edit:


The Beast With Two Legs



edit 2: lol


https://www.instagram.com/p/CDcLC4lj9mD/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

kiimo fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Aug 4, 2020

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Del Rio is from the little-known area of the country known as Rednecks Also Live In, California



Also I have yet to see the WFT acronym and not read it as What The gently caress, defensive coordinator Jack Del Rio on being accountable, and his tweets

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

fartknocker posted:

gently caress Jack Del Rio

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

sharknado slashfic posted:

My older family believes that Tylenol will fix anything from insomnia to a sinus infection. If I mentioned in passing that I had demons oozing out of a cut on my arm they'd ask me if I took some Tylenol.

have we tried spraying windex on covid patients yet

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The "I love my family so much I am going to distance from them for the next six months" philosophy resonates with me

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Ches Neckbeard posted:


Number helmets are always bad.


nonsense

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Misspelling aside that is one of the uglier hats I've ever seen in my life regardless of category

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Getting old sucks

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The deadline is in like ten minutes I doubt anyone else opts out as that would be seen as disrespectful

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I'm thinking of Jonathan Isaac right now

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


Washington Football Team star Derrius Guice has been arrested in Virginia on suspicion of domestic violence, TMZ Sports has learned.

The 23-year-old running back was taken into custody on Friday on multiple charges, including one count of felony strangulation, according to the Loudoun County Sheriff's Office.

He's also facing 3 counts of assault and battery and 1 count of destruction of property.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I would like to ask you all in this time of need to not make jokes about the Chiefs picking him up because they love stranglers

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Speaking of felonies, DeAndre Baker was charged with four of them today for that robbery.

There's breaking the law and then there's felonies I guess. I really wanted Baker in the draft

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

There are Chiefs fans that flood any praise of Kittle online because they can't stand that he's obviously, obviously the best TE in the league.

But also 9er fans always retort that Kelce can't block which is disingenuous and factually incorrect. He just can't do it as well as Kittle.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

MORE RACES

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDpCqjjB46A/?igshid=1a0fg8er82o23


(Hill vs Mecole Hardman)

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

How the hell is Dunbar getting out of this? Did the cops arrest the wrong person?

snitches get stitches he's gonna get some street justice just wait

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Please stop talking about the heart stuff I have enough anxiety outside the football thread

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Hard Knocks tonight here's some leaked footage of some trash talking



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g6rHEz6Cdo

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

fartknocker posted:

Congratulations, you are now pregnant with his child. It’s that easy!

and you have to keep it

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Can't believe there isn't a thread for Hard Knocks who am I gonna talk to about the crew member that absolutely was fired for making GBS threads in the porta potty

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Thought that TE he let go was gonna punch him. Be real now, you aren't Antonio Gates. lmao

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Missouri QBs somehow make great backups I guess

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Catfish Noodlin posted:

Dude was almost 80 and died because of a motorcycle crash, that's pretty wild.

My take-away is 80 year-olds shouldn't drive motorcycles

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Skwirl posted:

Would this show be interesting if I didn't really give a poo poo about the chargers and basically had no preconceived notions about the players?

I haven't watched Hark Knocks in like five years and didn't even really enjoy it when it was my own team. That said with covid it has been must-watch TV so far. Feels like a documentary about the pandemic and way more important than just a training camp.


Also Anthony Lynn is like your friend's dad in the neighborhood who cooks ribs and everybody shows up and has a great time.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

A.o.D. posted:

It's literally no one's business but his and media pieces in the subject are bottom feeding trash.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1293972291366330368


bad timing not getting this done before kittle lol

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

https://twitter.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1293975570011824130



remember a couple months ago when the Chiefs had $177k in cap space

kiimo fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Aug 13, 2020

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I edited my post to add the "k" to 177 because I thought I had it wrong but nope it really was $177.00

https://twitter.com/bykevinclark/status/1293975864208629760

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

https://twitter.com/CharlesRobinson/status/1293595036119072768


Poddy peoplllllllllllle

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

It's kind of funny that the type of people that will insist on going to games as Pod People are also the ones walking around saying "Trumpy"

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Travis Kelce bought a building


https://twitter.com/87Running/status/1294449969315885056

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Nobody's problems are ever solved we're all ultimately going to die alone and unhappy

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Edit beaten

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

fartknocker posted:

How many ACL’s have popped today alone? Like 10?

why did you say this


https://twitter.com/ByNateTaylor/status/1295382559518609409

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Mostly getting as much separation from the couch as he does from defensive backs






edit: good news!


https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1295411060049096704



oh wait different bad news!

kiimo fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Aug 17, 2020

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