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FizFashizzle
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tarbrush posted:

I think it'll take games getting cancelled for them to call it off. I'm 100% certain they'll try.

i still think we'll get two weeks before someone like the browns has over 80% of the team infected and then another team refuses to play them and that'll be that

or they'll cancel inter-conference games, push the start back a month, and just play 12 games thinking a month from now everything will be fine.

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FizFashizzle
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20 Blunts posted:

let's do away with all teams and just have the NFL vs. Tom Brady. 10 games in 10 days, every night its Tom Brady and a different supporting cast v. a different team. Tom Brady plays every loving night. the super bowl is that Tom Brady is destroyed and released to the skies in azure vapors. maybe another game will be played too, but the country will be thoroughly entertained, tom brady destroyed, and soon after.....a vaccine

covid is the plague from oedipus but instead of the king banging his mom its caused by tom brady existing

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The Juggernaut posted:

I think the biggest blow to the defense is the entire NFL becoming alcoholics because there is no season.

So many players are coming back loving fat. I can’t wait.

FizFashizzle
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Do players get the 350k if the season is cancelled, or if their 1-2 game checks is worth more than that?

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wait, surely that team meeting was via zoom or something

surely he didn't louis gohmert them

FizFashizzle
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Imagine Todd Haley in Dallas.

Imagine it.

FizFashizzle
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how long until free-football-reference is up and running?

those websites are just spreadsheets i can't imagine scraping them will be very hard.

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kiimo posted:

Two things. Nobody will stop you from going to bed at 8.



But also nobody will stop you from having another.



edit:


The Beast With Two Legs



edit 2: lol


https://www.instagram.com/p/CDcLC4lj9mD/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

the old joke of "if i die under this bench put on more weights before the cops arrive"

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Ches Neckbeard posted:

Will there be more or less ACL tears without normal training camp?

so many loving more.

FizFashizzle
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The panthers aren’t allowed to have tackles.

FizFashizzle
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Yeah that's a weird thing for him to decide to get done now. Might be something else going on there.

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SHOAH NUFF posted:

I just watched a Colombo episode where a surgeon played by Leonard Nimoy attempted to kill someone by using dissolving sutures in their heart valve replacement

Can’t believe Aaron Rodgers would do that.

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Samadhi posted:

Aaron Rodgers definitely knows how to drain a fleshy tube filled with blood

:whoptc:

FizFashizzle
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patriots plant doing what he's told

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1292552009057554432?s=20

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Rooster Brooster posted:

I watched an SB Nation video on the collapse of the greatest show on turf and it was just quarterbacks getting injured over and over again with Martz as HC and I wish they would've been like "hmm what's the common factor here??"

Well Warner had a weird freak thumb injury that took three years to heal from, and then Bulger was just made of glass.

FizFashizzle
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rx0_ExIy40

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Diva Cupcake posted:

ESPN was throwing tons of MNF money at Peyton and Romo and whiffed, but apparently they also tried to get Sean McVay to leave.

https://nypost.com/2020/08/12/espn-talked-to-sean-mcvay-about-monday-night-football-gig/

i mean i could see mcvay as someone who'd be tempted by the chill schedule and LA lifestyle, but already? lmao

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Ehud posted:

It’s weird how much they’ve struggled with the MNF thing.

I haven’t liked the announcers since Tirico and Gruden left and the games are now usually really bad matchups.

Somewhere along the way in my brain SNF took the place of MNF as the weekly marquee NFL event.

Turns out a lovely game doesn't need like 8 hours of total coverage.

They should cut out all the hours of pregame, the boogermobile, three separate announcing teams, and just call it like a game.

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GonadTheBallbarian posted:

I would love to see Cam with a NE ring, Tom doesn't need loving seven

This would be bad, actually.

FizFashizzle
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Ron finished off Cam's career.

Alex Smith will be a breeze.

FizFashizzle
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Alex Smith is never going to play meaningful football again and it will be interesting to see who wins out between Rivera's ultra deference to veterans and Snyder's opposition to all things represented by the light

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Ches Neckbeard posted:

His aorta is 1/2cm from being eligible for surgery.

That's a lot in terms of aorta replacement.

FizFashizzle
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Failed a test I bet.

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Kalli posted:

I feel like Romeo Crennel deserves more credit to getting the Browns to 10 wins for... the only time in their new existence.

players were willing to kill for him.

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wandler20 posted:

Gronk said his arm strength is as strong as he could ever remember

This might not mean much.

FizFashizzle
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Cam's shoulder is never healing :(

FizFashizzle
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So he’s probably already in Dallas right

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Shinjobi posted:

Cowboys making the right call for once

lol no they're not

https://twitter.com/WerderEdESPN/status/1298254468232904704?s=20

love watching a senile old lunatic getting played in real time

FizFashizzle
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Edit ^^^^ :stonk:

Joe Thomas looks like the rock.

Jordan gross looks like someone ehud makes fun of at work.

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ASAPRockySituation posted:

Well, I appreciate those of you who informed me better on the issue. Thanks!

you're good man. there's like over a century of literature and thought about what to do with police unions and the greatest labor theorists and scholars of our age have routinely come together and concluded "gently caress em."

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Barudak posted:

Folks, what if Snyder renamed the team to improve its sale value when he is forced to sell???

He's going to name them the Washington Survivors after Rivera goes into remission and create some scam Susan B Komen esque foundation to make money off it.

then ron will relapse and die.

FizFashizzle
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https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1299031579747123201?s=21

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Sacrificing Tom Brady ISIS style to raise awareness.

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lmao

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guaranteed next 2k yard back for the patriots

quote:

The New York Post’s Brian Costello reports Le’Veon Bell "hasn't had an impressive training camp" and doesn't look like the "centerpiece of the offense."

This isn't the first time we've heard concerns over Bell's camp struggles. Bell has been outplayed by Frank Gore and rookie La’Mical Perine, with Gore cutting into his first-team reps. It’s a bad look coming off last year’s 3.2 YPC. We think playcalling is the bigger issue with Bell, but it’s fair to question how much of a leash he has given Adam Gase’s history (traded Jay Ajayi, benched Kenyan Drake for Gore). Bell’s contract locks him in as the starter, but he may not see his 77 percent snap rate from 2019.

FizFashizzle
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Panthers are about to do some cool poo poo

https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1299730035151187968?s=20

FizFashizzle
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Come to Butthead.

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https://twitter.com/therealonekobe/status/1300151110292975618?s=20

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Rip

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1300584719013367808?s=21

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FizFashizzle
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Ross you have people that care about you don't do anything rash

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