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seiferguy
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You'd think Rivers with his army of children would want to opt out...

Hes probably never around his kids anyway.

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I'm assuming Washington will just cut Alex Smith before the season starts.

Well, that would be the SMART thing to do, but this is the Football Team...

seiferguy
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Didn't the porn star say Jimmy G wouldn't quit? She's probably got some good data on that.

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Okung's deal looked big initially (up to $48mil) but there was a ton of team friendly poo poo in there that I'm sure an agent would have caught that basically made him expendable hence why the Broncos cut him after a season. He didn't have any guaranteed money in his contract. Oops.

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Move the practice back a couple of hours, that'll stop the virus!

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Uh, on what grounds would they void his contract? Can't imagine the players' association would take lightly to this.

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I was gonna say, it's uncommon, though not unheard of to hear of players fighting in camp, I don't think I've ever heard of a player posting camp footage to their social media account (that obv wasn't approved by the team) before.

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Wow I never realized how much of an rear end in a top hat Earl Thomas was. I imagine he'd only go to a place where a known former teammate can put up with him in synergy. That would be *checks notes* poo poo, the 49ers.

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soggybagel posted:

They're terrified of actually saying black lives matter.

Which is dumb because literally every other major sport team has said it.

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Lifespan posted:

Wasn't ET on a 3/$30m when he threw his fit about not renegotiating in Seattle? It's going to get interesting with teams (probably) not willing to commit long term and also likely giving small guarantee, high incentive contracts. I wonder if he will realize he hosed up bad and settle or stick to his guns and not play this season.

He was entering the last year of his 4 year $40m deal when he held out for an extension that he did not get. That was also the season he had a freak leg break during the season and flipped off Pete Carroll as he was carted off the field.

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https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/1298746187462455297

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"Use your guns that I know you all have to start directly killing police officers."

- Bruce Arians, maybe

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Nodoze posted:

Maybe Nagy is trying a big brain play here and keeping two kickers in case one gets corona and can't play

My theory is that he watched The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon and thought "well that team had two kickers, one for kickoffs, and one for field goals and they won big" and decided to go with that.

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