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whats the point of dogs in 2020 tbh love to have a peeing pooping beast that supposedly protects the family but instead barks at mailmen, grandma, your new friend who comes over, lizards, gophers, birds. oh and then the thing dies at age 12 terrible page snipe, enjoy the only good dog in a dog show i saw once: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bioP_2e_xls
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buglord posted:whats the point of dogs in 2020 tbh blocked
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buglord posted:not since the war I'm sorry to hear that. I know you're scared of losing it but a dog could help you overcome some of that trauma. Sure it won't last forever but nothing does. The love and companionship you give and receive for however long it lasts is worth it.
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Plant MONSTER. posted:I think the only other animals we may have hosed around so much with very little regard for the actual offspring are pigeons and goldfish. People have basically bred them to have incredibly malformed skeletons. Erotic fiction is techncially speculative fiction I guess
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My pitbull is literally the sweetest most, most caring, most non-violent, most beautiful creature to ever live and I love my pitty they are great pets to have around kids. I even put my beautiful blue-nosed pit, "Alpha Terminator" into the bassinet with my infant who was born premature and slather bbq sauce all over her beautiful little head for him to lick it off and its the sweetest thing and if anyone says anything negative about pit bulls in this thread I will take screenshots and post it in my local pitty moms group and if we see you outside we will yell at you
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Xaintrailles posted:Pugs are such horrific toxic mutants that the only fitting end to them is splattered across a windscreen à la Robocop. What the gently caress?
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I like to pet dogs sometimes. And sometimes I dont
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OMFG FURRY posted:how would you describe a shiba inu because ive been thinking of getting one for awhile. i know they are high energy, but I like walking around my neighborhood a lot so i think that'll help.  This is Ringo, my boy. I have spent the last six years advising people to very seriously consider not getting a shiba inu, because there’s some negatives to owning one.They shed constantly, and a couple of times a year blow their coats in a blizzard of fur. If you like your clothes or wear a lot of black, it’ll drive you nuts. Mine isn’t noisy, and they generally aren’t, but if you get a screamer you’ll rue the day, the noise is outrageous. They aren’t usually ‘friendly’ by default, if you want something affectionate get a golden retriever. They can be very stand-offish, and extremely picky about who and what they like. I’ve never met one that’s cuddly. They’re considered a basal breed, genetically close to wild dogs and wolves, so they tend to try to solve their differences by fighting. Neutering generally doesn’t affect their personality. In an effort to forestall the inevitable question ‘why get one then’, they’re loyal, independent and proud, incredibly beautiful to look at and hilariously funny. Mine is as fastidious in its grooming as any cat, and as needy, which is to say not at all.
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People saying “goes outside to poo poo” as a knock against dogs is insane, because that’s far preferable to making GBS threads in a sandbox inside your home like a cat
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Dogs are sweet and I love them, but they are entirely too high maintenance for me.Drimble Wedge posted:Brachycephalic breeds like pugs and shih tzus are revolting and should be allowed to go extinct. Dogs that can't breathe properly aren't cute.  I always feel bad when I see dogs like this, because I can't imagine the pain & discomfort they're in all the time.
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anything shorter than my calf when fully grown can go straight to hell.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:anything shorter than my calf when fully grown can go straight to hell. I'm picturing user Fluffy Bunnies getting angry and condemning a bunch of fluffy bunnies to hell for being small.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:anything shorter than my calf when fully grown can go straight to hell. Get a load of this guy who’s never had to lift a german shepherd with variable levels of continence and mild hip dysplasia into and out of a bath.
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Torquemada posted:Get a load of this guy who’s never had to lift a german shepherd with variable levels of continence and mild hip dysplasia into and out of a bath. Listen buddy we didn't come here to feel sad FUCKO
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Milo and POTUS posted:Listen buddy we didn't come here to feel sad FUCKO Wow rude, we all get old bruh, nothing wrong with a helping hand for our four legged friends!
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Plant MONSTER. posted:I'm picturing user Fluffy Bunnies getting angry and condemning a bunch of fluffy bunnies to hell for being small. I used to raise rabbits for meat so this isn't too far from the truth. Torquemada posted:Get a load of this chick who’s never had to lift a german shepherd with variable levels of continence and mild hip dysplasia into and out of a bath. My great dane had DM and was falling apart before he died at just short of his 12th birthday. He'd sit and poo poo himself on bad days. I carried him by myself multiple times. My old lady is starting down that track, too, also a dane. And the newfoundland? He doesn't like the car and you have to pitch his big, hairy rear end into it manually, but he only weighs 127 pounds. So I guess that's just nowhere near as much as lifting a whole rear end german shepherd. I mean, my word. I don't know what I'd do if I had to do that. 
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I think there's a perception that small dogs are assholes because the people who buy small dogs typically do so because it's "easier" than a big dog. And if "easy" is your main qualifier in choosing a pet, chances are you're not going to take care of it properly let alone train it. If you're not a dumbshit you can easily keep a nice friendly chihuahua that doesn't bark and doesn't piss and poo poo everywhere, but unfortunately a huge percentage of chihuahua owners are dumbshits. For example my in laws had a terrier that was barely house trained and got violent over food. After a month of house sitting for them while they were overseas they were amazed when they got back to find that their dog didn't suck anymore, because I didn't just let it do whatever it wanted. They didn't keep up any of the training though so the dog very quickly reverted to being a little poo poo lol
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Milo and POTUS posted:Listen buddy we didn't come here to feel sad FUCKO Okay okay  I feel like this is a better, happier representation of the thread. And the aforementioned 12.5 year old lady dane up above. Who was overjoyed to have a caterpillar as big as she is (it's bigger, don't tell her that) No one can be dogist against her because look at the pure joy on her face, yall.
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My family brought an evil little pomeranian ankle biter with them the last time they visited and it wouldn't stop trying to eat my dog until we put him in doggy jail   my dog got extremely clingy afterwards, I think he's still worried that he's getting replaced
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:Okay okay
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hmm, difficult to train, hair everywhere, but ultimately rewarding as long as you aren't looking for a lap dog. thats pretty much what i expected, so ill make sure i have enough time to train one if/when i get one.
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Sheen Sheen posted:People saying “goes outside to poo poo” as a knock against dogs is insane, because that’s far preferable to making GBS threads in a sandbox inside your home like a cat It's always important to remember how lazy and fearful goons and generally nerds on the internet are of the outside
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gary oldmans diary posted:speaking of places to nap I build my dogs a pillow fort with a blanket roof when they nap on the couch
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r u ready to WALK posted:My family brought an evil little pomeranian ankle biter with them the last time they visited and it wouldn't stop trying to eat my dog until we put him in doggy jail lol. I like pomeranians a lot. They see themselves as so extreme.
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it only took 3 pages for this thread turned into post ur dog. They all suck and are ugly.
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zooted heh posted:They all suck and are ugly. 
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I'd post my sick rear end dogs but you ain't worth it and also I'm not really good with that sort of thing.
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Plant MONSTER. posted:name a good animal then rhino cockroach
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Something I never really understood is when it comes to breed personalities and behaviors people are very willing to talk about how x/y breeds are smart or get bored easily or do well in apartments vs don’t do well in apartments, couch potatoes, high energy, nervous, calm, pretty much any vector of physical or mental behavior you can name but when you suggest some breeds are more prone to aggression or bred specifically to hurt things more when they randomly attack a toddler they think you’re dog racist or something and suddenly it’s 100% nurture and 0% nature.
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I'm not dogist based on size or color but I do think any dog that has that scraggly or curly fur is a horrible little piece of poo poo. That I love and want to pet and be best friends with, but I'll never understand why their owner chose them over like any other type of dog. The bichon frise is a garbage dog, that if met in the wild I would probably instantly love more than most humans, but a garbage dog all the same.
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