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old friend posted:The primary foundation of most modern international law was maritime law OP What i'm saying is that pirates boarded Your Mom so often that all the countries came to an agreement to put a stop to it |
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Your Mom's wrecked hull is a popular recreation spot for scuba divers and anglers of all ages!
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Aug 2, 2020 22:07
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lol the actual captain of SMS Friedrich der Grosse at Jutland was Theodor Fuchs, so yeah, Captain Fuchs destroyed Your Mom
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in 1964 Danish inventor karl krøyer came up with a method of raising this sunken ship by filling it with buoyant bodies fed through a tube. it was an ingenious technique, but he was denied a patent for it because he admitted to having first seen the idea in an old comic strip from 1949, wherein donald duck pumped your mom full of ping pong balls |
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Aug 2, 2020 22:23
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swabbing Your Mom’s poop deck |
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Aug 2, 2020 22:44
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All Your Mom needs for a fun evening is a little port and a big dock |
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Aug 3, 2020 03:45
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All aboard Your Mom
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Aug 3, 2020 07:11
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FluffieDuckie posted:All aboard Your Mom lol |
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Aug 3, 2020 07:34
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I got drunk and wrecked Your Mom last night |
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FluffieDuckie posted:All aboard Your Mom
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Aug 3, 2020 11:18
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We have received a distress signal from Your Mom. Message reads: This is a message from Your Mom. SOS. Weather rapidly worsening. Pumps have stopped working and we are taking on water. SOS. SOS. Coordinates are.... Message cuts off at this point. Dispatching rescue craft to Your Mom's last known location. Storm cover too intense for aerial search at this time. Category 3, may be category 4 by the time we get there. Manifest filed with Port Authority says there are 12 crew aboard. May God have mercy Your Mom. ---------------- |
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Aug 3, 2020 15:30
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me at the docks: Oh hey, noah! didn't mean to interrupt you--what were you even doing? Noah: Hello jesus, I was just looking out, thinking of all the things I'm gonna try to fit in your mom
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Aug 3, 2020 15:37
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...the boat, named Your Mom by owner Ingmar Krump, caught fire in the early morning of August 1st and the blaze spread rapidly from the engine room to other quarters. By the time most of the passengers were awakened, the smoke and heat were so intense that they could not find their way above deck. A preliminary investigation shows that Your Mom was modified in compliance with existing fire codes, but authorities suspect that one or more required exits may have been sealed shut or improperly maintained. Nobody in the passenger's berth appears to have survived. When reached for comment, Krump said "That boat was my pride and joy. I named it Your Mom because I thought it would be a really funny joke to say things like 'It's time to get Your Mom wet and ride her all over the bay,' but now people are saying other things like 'I will never forget the screams of agony from the passengers trapped in Your Mom as she burned to the waterline,' or 'Your Mom was only 40 yards from the shore, a distance which would have been easy to swim had any of the people aboard Your Mom been able to escape the inferno that instead claimed their lives,' or 'The charred remains of Your Mom can be seen floating in the bay, and rescue divers have begun to search for bodies in the water beneath Your Mom but say that the fire burned so hot that victims may have been reduced to ash.' Also" Krump added, "I liked to put my dick in the boat and gently caress it. That was another reason I named it Your Mom." ---------------- |
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Aug 3, 2020 15:40
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nut posted:me at the docks: Oh hey, noah! didn't mean to interrupt you--what were you even doing? Jesus: Hey Chris, nice ships you've got here. Christopher Columbus: Oh, thanks, Jesus. I'm going to help disprove geocentrism with them. Jesus: Nice. What are their names? CC: The Niña, the Pinta, and the, uh... Jesus: ... CC: ... Jesus: ... CC: ...other one. |
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Aug 3, 2020 15:50
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google THIS posted:Jesus: Hey Chris, nice ships you've got here.
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Aug 3, 2020 15:51
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im gonna squirt on your moms poop deck edit: Mummy Napkin posted:swabbing Your Mom’s poop deck gently caress slumpy |
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Aug 3, 2020 15:55
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google THIS posted:Jesus: Hey Chris, nice ships you've got here.
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Aug 3, 2020 15:57
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google THIS posted:Jesus: Hey Chris, nice ships you've got here. lmao at the whole thread |
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Aug 3, 2020 16:07
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cda posted:Krump added, "I liked to put my dick in the boat and gently caress it. That was another reason I named it Your Mom." 
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Aug 3, 2020 16:23
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this thread is weird because my mom just did buy a boat irl |
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cda posted:...the boat, named Your Mom by owner Ingmar Krump, caught fire in the early morning of August 1st and the blaze spread rapidly from the engine room to other quarters. By the time most of the passengers were awakened, the smoke and heat were so intense that they could not find their way above deck. A preliminary investigation shows that Your Mom was modified in compliance with existing fire codes, but authorities suspect that one or more required exits may have been sealed shut or improperly maintained. Nobody in the passenger's berth appears to have survived. |
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Aug 3, 2020 17:32
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cda posted:...the boat, named Your Mom by owner Ingmar Krump, caught fire in the early morning of August 1st and the blaze spread rapidly from the engine room to other quarters. By the time most of the passengers were awakened, the smoke and heat were so intense that they could not find their way above deck. A preliminary investigation shows that Your Mom was modified in compliance with existing fire codes, but authorities suspect that one or more required exits may have been sealed shut or improperly maintained. Nobody in the passenger's berth appears to have survived. Goddamn dude |
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Aug 3, 2020 22:25
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cda posted:...the boat, named Your Mom by owner Ingmar Krump, caught fire in the early morning of August 1st and the blaze spread rapidly from the engine room to other quarters. By the time most of the passengers were awakened, the smoke and heat were so intense that they could not find their way above deck. A preliminary investigation shows that Your Mom was modified in compliance with existing fire codes, but authorities suspect that one or more required exits may have been sealed shut or improperly maintained. Nobody in the passenger's berth appears to have survived. Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Goddamn dude |
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Aug 3, 2020 22:27
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google THIS posted:Jesus: Hey Chris, nice ships you've got here.
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Aug 3, 2020 22:50
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google THIS posted:Jesus: Hey Chris, nice ships you've got here.
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Aug 3, 2020 23:38
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Hey dude? I really like Your Mom.
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Aug 4, 2020 07:18
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google THIS posted:Jesus: Hey Chris, nice ships you've got here. |
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Aug 4, 2020 07:29
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legendary posting. humbled.
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Aug 4, 2020 13:24
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you mom's bottom is full of barnacles |
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Aug 4, 2020 14:47
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buying other boats named your wife, your sister etc then just sitting back at the dockside grille and waiting for the hilarity to ensue
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Aug 4, 2020 16:26
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named this boat enormous girthy cock, rammed it straight into your mom killing everyone on gboth vessels lol
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Aug 4, 2020 16:27
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gonna call mine Boatse |
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Aug 4, 2020 16:51
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sailing a boat called your mom into florida, we call her your mom because she's unregistered, she's full of cocaine, and oh yeah we'vge been taking turns having sex with her all the way from colombia
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Aug 4, 2020 17:00
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YOSPOS Guy nameing his computer Your Mom because..well, you probalby know why
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cda posted:YOSPOS Guy nameing his computer Your Mom because..well, you probalby know why i bet its because he fucks the computer with his penis |
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Aug 4, 2020 17:58
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google THIS posted:Jesus: Hey Chris, nice ships you've got here.
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Aug 4, 2020 18:36
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idiotsavant posted:i bet its because he fucks the computer with his penis Correct |
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cda posted:YOSPOS Guy nameing his computer Your Mom because..well, you probalby know why his Momputer |
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nut posted:row row row your mom
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