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Stoner Sloth

vanisher posted:

: pretty badass fog machine we've got, right? You should see the light shows we can have up here now.

dang, we should stick around to watch and get to know creb friend better!!

# ? Aug 6, 2020 08:46

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# ? May 9, 2024 12:58

Twenty Four

ramp up the fog!

# ? Aug 6, 2020 09:38

nut

>stay for the lightshows

# ? Aug 6, 2020 11:49

redm

nut posted:

>stay for the lightshows

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 14:22

Prof. Crocodile

redm posted:

agree that we should chill with creb and check out light show, which will prolly look sick with all that fog like a prog rock video or something

# ? Aug 6, 2020 15:17

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

teach creb about the kreb cycle so he can ride away on a bike

# ? Aug 6, 2020 17:41

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Yes definitely staying for the light show. Do we have anything to play music with?

# ? Aug 6, 2020 18:38

vanisher

Evil Bob posted:

Yes definitely staying for the light show. Do we have anything to play music with?

We don't have a sound system but we can ask the crabs

: Who needs music when you can just click your claws together. Hey Steve get out here let's bring out the lights!

Twenty Four posted:

ramp up the fog!

: Steve dial that bad boy up to max

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:07

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

lol

just thinking here but the crabs seem to be using that well so maybe we can find something to trade them that will keep them happy and able to still do their cool fog and light shows

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:11

vanisher

: DUDE steve you didn't turn off your light its blinding me

Luvcow posted:

lol

just thinking here but the crabs seem to be using that well so maybe we can find something to trade them that will keep them happy and able to still do their cool fog and light shows

We explain that the cone farmer needs his well back

: look I need this well because its a perfect house for us and we draw water out of the hole underneath it to run our fog machine.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:21

alnilam

drat..,. if we had taken the weed card we could generate more fog another way if you know what i mean

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:30

vanisher

The other crab, Steve, dialed the machine to full and hops off to turn off the light. The machine then seems to vibrate and there's a burning smell. It stops pumping out fog.

: Steve, you idiot! You broke the machine

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:33

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

ok so maybe if we collect another weed card we bring it to the crabs

can we investigate what the burning smell is without burning katharines plastic body?

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:37

alnilam

maybe they drew all the water out of the aquifer leading to ecological disaster

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:43

vanisher

alnilam posted:

maybe they drew all the water out of the aquifer leading to ecological disaster

lol

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:49

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

alnilam posted:

maybe they drew all the water out of the aquifer leading to ecological disaster

where will the tadpoles sleep? where will the ducks go to sit on top of water??

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:55

Twenty Four

Steve, you are my boy, but c'mon man, you know better!

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:14

Khanstant

mr gorbacrab tear down that well!!!

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:38

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Khanstant posted:

mr gorbacrab tear down that well!!!

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:46

vanisher

: what a disaster

: hey what's up where did the fog go, oh did your machine break

Luvcow posted:

ok so maybe if we collect another weed card we bring it to the crabs

can we investigate what the burning smell is without burning katharines plastic body?

We ask the goat to see if he can get one from Thunder Moose. The burning smell seems to be coming from the fog machine just ahead.

: Sure let me ask brb

: Look okay that solves our fog problem but what will we live in if you take the well

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:48

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

look mr. crab, I think if we asked it would be perfectly reasonable for you to continue to live inside the well, as long as you don't mind the bucket being drawn up a couple times a day so the farmer may grow his cones. in fact, this arrangement would be ultra chill, because then you could hang out together and enjoy the fog + light show with buds, and then get high as gently caress on marijuana weeds

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:54

Prof. Crocodile

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

look mr. crab, I think if we asked it would be perfectly reasonable for you to continue to live inside the well, as long as you don't mind the bucket being drawn up a couple times a day so the farmer may grow his cones. in fact, this arrangement would be ultra chill, because then you could hang out together and enjoy the fog + light show with buds, and then get high as gently caress on marijuana weeds

paging creb circle builders!

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:05

vanisher

: my dudes the dippy rock stopped glowing and I can give you new cards. Extremely unchill of you to run from our game goat

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

look mr. crab, I think if we asked it would be perfectly reasonable for you to continue to live inside the well, as long as you don't mind the bucket being drawn up a couple times a day so the farmer may grow his cones. in fact, this arrangement would be ultra chill, because then you could hang out together and enjoy the fog + light show with buds, and then get high as gently caress on marijuana weeds

: I suppose we could live on the farm, this is an acceptable compromise

The crabs are ready to carry the well back to the farm upon our command. Have crabs move well back to farm and live there? <Y/N>

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:18

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Giddyup lil crabbies, to farm ya go!

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:20

nut

can we sit in the well while they carry it

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:24

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

we should, at the very least, offer to carry their fog machine to its new home, if they are going to move the well back over to the farm

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:31

vanisher

we begin the long descent down the mountain. The crabs abandon the fog machine as it seems to have fogged it's last fog, relying on the weed card to save their lightshow parties

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:21

vanisher

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:29

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

vanisher posted:

we begin the long descent down the mountain. The crabs abandon the fog machine as it seems to have fogged it's last fog, relying on the weed card to save their lightshow parties

fukkin love these crabs

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:30

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

god save the weed card

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:30

vanisher

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:51

nut

it's comign i can see it from here

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:52

vanisher

: You did it! My well! Who are these guys? You caught the thieves too? Great job!

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:59

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

They are actually some pretty kewl dewds my skeltal friend. ebjoy the light shows my man (or woman, i never know when its a skelton and its not polite to examine hips for hours on end to make these determinations)

# ? Aug 6, 2020 23:05