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2037-38 Trade Deadline Update   Transaction News 2/17/38 MIN gets: 2039 3rd Round Pick, 2 prospects VGK gets: Ergo Hogfather (82 OVR), F. Spencer (82 OVR) 2/25/38 NJ gets: Keen Jelly (83 OVR), 2039 6th Round Pick WPG gets: Jack Hughes (81 OVR), 2039 5th Round Pick Comments Hogfather is on the 4th line in Vegas, Keen Jelly is a starter in New Jersey RePrimeau missed a couple weeks with a pulled groin https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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40 fights in 61 games, holy gently caress Potatoes
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Hot drat, 4th line or no I'm on a contender
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Wang on yet another 50 goal+ season, Islanders not making the playoffs because they don't know how to sign a goalie
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Pleads posted:40 fights in 61 games, holy gently caress Potatoes Potatoes is very angry about things.
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I hope Dick gets another year in the NHL to land with a contender so he can be the old guy without a cup who isn't good at hockey anymore but everyone in the room loves him.
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End of 2037-38 Regular Season Update   Transaction News CBJ - re-signed Stijn Hort to a $8.165mil/1yr contract extension NYI - re-signed Aye Donks to a $7.19mil/1yr contract extension Comments Potatoes O'Bourke missed a couple weeks with a bruised hand Adam Banks will win the Art Ross, maybe even the Hart/Ted Lindsay Banks and Illusive Wang will split the Rocket Richard Trophy Soup Van Buren is 34 goals behind Ovi for most goals of all time, if he comes back next season there is a chance he breaks the record https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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Oh hey, we clawed our way into the playoffs. Sorry Bradford and Pleads  Career season for Large Adult Son and he continues having only missed the playoffs in 2 of his 15 professional years (stupid Caps).
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End of 2037-38 Season Update  NHL Playoff Tree  NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions New York Islanders Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Washington Capitals Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Adam Banks - Philadelphia Flyers Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Harrison Wotton - Washington Capitals James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Kim Lack - San Jose Sharks Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Adam Banks - Philadelphia Flyers Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Reece Von Arx - Calgary Flames Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Sheldon Maloney - New York Islanders Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Henry Barney - Washington Capitals William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Henry Barney - Washington Capitals Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Emelio Bengoa - Arizona Coyotes Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Mario Dubois - San Jose Sharks Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Harrison Wotton - Washington Capitals Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Adam Banks - Philadelphia Flyers Illusive Wang - New York Islanders Upcoming Free Agents BUF - Potatoes O'Bourke CGY - Dick Glynnenstein CBJ - Charles Dollfan EDM - Keith RePrimeau EDM - Hockles LA -- DJ Exile NJ -- Keen Jelly NYR - Tom Nook PHI - Adam Banks STL - Cam Stevenson Jr TB -- Soup Van Buren TOR - Alexi Mouskovitch VAN - Pierre Delecto Comments Wang and Donks bring the New York Islanders a Stanley Cup! Awards went as expected, not shocked Banks didn't win the Hart or Lindsay Everybody is between 34-36 years old, so this offseason should be interesting https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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2038 Offseason News Notable Retirements Sebastian Aho Andrei Svechnikov Kaapo Kakko Cole Perfetti Alexander Texier Brady Tkachuk Carter Hart Full lists -- https://imgur.com/a/y6MR2aJ Transactions ANA - signed Dick Glynnenstein to a $875k/1yr contract ANA - signed Cam Stevenson Jr to a $3.795mil/1yr contract ARZ - signed Hockles to a $9.535mil/1yr contract CHI - signed Alexi Mouskovitch to a $1.53mil/1yr contract COL - signed Pierre Delecto to a $4.9mil/1yr contract DAL - signed Soup Van Buren to a $7.575mil/1yr contract LA -- signed Tom Nook to a $4.485mil/1yr contract NSH - signed Keen Jelly to a $3.5mil/1yr contract PHI - signed Charles Dollfan to a $4.545mil/1yr contract SJ -- signed Potatoes O'Bourke to a $5.19mil/1yr contract TB -- signed DJ Exile to a $8.7mil/2yr contract ($4.355mil per year) EDM - re-signed Keith RePrimeau to a $23.5mil/2yr contract ($11.74mil per year) PHI - re-signed Adam Banks to a $8.89mil/1yr contract Contracts ANA - Dick Glynnenstein has 1 year left on their $875k/1yr contract ANA - Cam Stevenson Jr has 1 year left on their $3.795mil/1yr contract ARZ - Jørgen Jørgensen has 2 years left on their $32.9mil/3yr contract ARZ - Hockles has 1 year left on their $9.535mil/1yr contract CHI -- Stabby McStabson has 2 years left on their $54.4mil/4yr contract CHI - Alexi Mouskovitch has 1 year left on their $1.53mil/1yr contract COL - Pierre Delecto has 1 year left on their $4.9mil/1yr contract CBJ - Stijn Hort has 1 year left on their $8.165mil/1yr contract DAL - Soup Van Buren has 1 year left on their $7.575mil/1yr contract EDM - Keith RePrimeau has 2 years left on their $23.5mil/2yr contract LA -- Tom Nook has 1 year left on their $4.485mil/1yr contract MTL - Egon Hyundai has 1 year left on their $1.985mil/1yr contract NSH - Keen Jelly has 1 year left on their $3.5mil/1yr contract NYI - Aye Donks has 1 year left on their $7.13mil/1yr contract NYI - Illusive Wang has 2 years left on their $90.4mil/7yr contract PHI - Charles Dollfan has 1 year left on their $4.545mil/1yr contract PHI - Adam Banks has 1 year left on their $8.89mil/1yr contract SJ -- Max Power has 1 year left on their $26.9mil/5yr contract SJ -- Potatoes O'Bourke has 1 year on their $5.19mil/1yr contract TB - Large Adult Son has 1 year left on their $20.3mil/3yr contract TB - DJ Exile has 2 years left on their $8.7mil/2yr contract VGK - Ergo Hogfather has 1 year left on their $41.3mil/4yr contract 2038-39 Opening Night Starting Lineups ANA - assigned Dick Glynnenstein (77 OVR) to San Diego (AHL). He is on the Top D Pairing ANA - Cam Stevenson Jr (82 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender ARZ - Jørgen Jørgensen (86 OVR) is the Starting RW ARZ - Hockles (82 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing CHI -- Stabby McStabson (85 OVR) is the Starting Center CHI - Alexi Mouskovitch (78 OVR) is a healthy scratch COL - Pierre Delecto (81 OVR) is on the 2nd D Pairing CBJ - Stijn Hort (85 OVR) is the Starting RW DAL - Soup Van Buren (84 OVR) is the 4th Line LW EDM - Keith RePrimeau (95 OVR) is the Starting Center LA - Tom Nook (85 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender MTL - Egon Hyundai (81 OVR) is the Starting? Goaltender NSH - Keen Jelly (82 OVR) is the Starting LW NYI - assigned Aye Donks (67 OVR) to Bridgeport (AHL), he is the starting LW NYI - Illusive Wang (86 OVR) is the Starting LW PHI - Charles Dollfan (83 OVR) is the 4th Line LW PHI - Adam Banks (88 OVR) is the Starting RW SJ -- Max Power (84 OVR) is the Starting RW SJ - Potatoes O'Bourke (79 OVR) is on the 2nd D Pairing TB - Large Adult Son (87 OVR) is the 2nd Line LW TB - DJ Exile (83 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender VGK - Ergo Hogfather (81 OVR) is a healthy scratch Comments Surprisingly, everyone came back for another season. Nobody is close to the Top 10 in salaries anymore, so I am leaving that part out Stevenson Jr is listed as the starter, but has the same OVR as the backup. Hyundai is a lower OVR than the backup Donks cratered hard, but he is still starting in the AHL Hockles fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Oct 1, 2020 |
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In the twilight of his career! ILLUSIVE WANG FINALLY BRINGS THE CUP BACK TO THE ISLAND is wang the captain? and whoa, down to 86 OVR... age is taking it's toll JawKnee fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Sep 30, 2020 |
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Pleads posted:What's up Hockles, welcome to the desert. sup JawKnee posted:is wang the captain? Unfortunately, NHL 20 doesn't allow me to look at the captains of other teams like I used to be able to, so I am not able to track it.
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2038-39 All-Star Break Update    All-Stars Keith RePrimeau (Pacific Division) - 8th selection Stabby McStabson (Central Division) - 14th selection Adam Banks (Metropolitan Division) - 9th selection Aye Donks - AHL All-Star Game (Atlantic Division) - 4th selection Transaction News None Comments Pierre Delecto missed over a month with a concussion DJ Exile is out for a couple months with a herniated disc https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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JawKnee posted:RePrimeau is on a god drat tear He's still rated 95. Dude has never put together the insane numbers of some of his Goon contemporaries but he's got two Cups, landed a bunch of awards, scores like three or four dozen goals a year, and hits everything that loving moves. He is far, far more successful than his predecessor.
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I was working on something, and noticed that I typo'd Donks on the Opening Night update. He is actually 67 OVR, not 76 OVR.
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2038-39 Trade Deadline Update    Transaction News None Comments Pierre Delecto missed a couple weeks with a mild concussion. Van Buren hits 1000 career goals. Only 12 more to pass Ovi. Not much excitement going on, except a late-career resurgence from RePrimeau https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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Hockles posted:Van Buren hits 1000 career goals. Only 12 more to pass Ovi. Doable, but gotta press hard for it this season. I'm thinking he retires after this one.
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End of 2038-39 Regular Season Update    Transaction News 3/16/39 - ANA called up Dick Glynnenstein from San Diego (AHL) 3/19/39 - ANA assigned Dick Glynnenstein to San Diego (AHL), clearing waivers Comments Donks missed about a month with an MCL Sprain Van Buren ends the season 1 goal behind Ovi for most goals of all time Glynnenstein got called up to play exactly 1 game, and then got sent back down Donks and Glynnenstein didn't make the playoffs, so I will skip the AHL playoffs RePrimeau will win the Art Ross Trophy, the Rocket Richard, and maybe more https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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Hockles posted:Van Buren ends the season 1 goal behind Ovi for most goals of all time 1 loving goal noooooo. Not a bad season statwise...he may play another...
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Pleads posted:Holy gently caress Arizona sucks, hahahaha Easy paycheck
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Yeah, victory laps in the desert. All I care about is 20 goals a season, which is getting nerve-wracking.
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End of 2038-39 Season Update  NHL Playoff Tree  NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Colorado Avalanche Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) San Jose Sharks Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Keith RePrimeau - Edmonton Oilers Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Cade Caldwell - Anaheim Ducks James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Emmanuel D'Amour - Seattle Kraken Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Izaiah Severson - Florida Panthers Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Carl Couturier - Dallas Stars Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Matt Vernarsky - Colorado Avalanche Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Clarence Maltby - San Jose Sharks William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) DJ Exile - Tampa Bay Lightning Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Ray Binaural - Philadelphia Flyers Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Mario Dubois - San Jose Sharks Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Cade Caldwell - Anaheim Ducks Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Keith RePrimeau - Edmonton Oilers Upcoming Free Agents ANA - Dick Glynnenstein ANA - Cam Stevenson Jr ARZ - Hockles CHI - Alexi Mouskovitch COL - Pierre Delecto CBJ - Stijn Hort DAL - Soup Van Buren LA - Tom Nook MTL - Egon Hyundai NSH - Keen Jelly NYI - Aye Donks PHI - Charles Dollfan PHI - Adam Banks SJ -- Max Power SJ -- Potatoes O'Bourke VGK - Ergo Hogfather I forgot to check during this past season's updates, but there were a couple contract extensions: CHI - re-signed Stabby McStabson to a $19.7/2yr contract extension ($9.87mil per year) TB -- re-signed Large Adult Son to a $10.525mil/1yr contract extension Comments The Avalanche win the Stanley Cup, and Pierre Delecto is definitely the Old Guy Who Gets The First Cup Handoff Keith RePrimeau did only win the Art Ross and the Rocket Richard. I bet the other guy got the Hart/Lindsay because he had a better +/-, since they had the same amount of points Heh, so DJ Exile split time with 3 goalies this season, and they all combined to let in the least goals in the NHL. Only DJ Exile played 25+ games Ok, this time I am really expecting a lot of retirements. https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats Hockles fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Oct 2, 2020 |
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Kilza posted:All the images are from last year's playoffs, not this year's. Whoops. I uploaded them to imgur, but forgot to copy them over. It is updated now.
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