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Hello most goals of all time.Toaster Beef posted:Soup. Let's win a loving Cup. Soup will be honest, he only played another season to get 2 goals. After that everything is up in the air.
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Oct 2, 2020 04:00
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donks never got the chance he deserved. and then he killed himself 8 offseasons ago after never being promoted to the NHL. the rest was an alternate, fake reality. RIP aye donks, the worst small Ovi ever
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Oct 2, 2020 04:27
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 to Potatoes. Tried for that third Cup but only got another President's Trophy. Time to rest those weary throwin' hands and elbows and shoulders.
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Oct 2, 2020 04:44
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Hockles posted:TB -- re-signed Large Adult Son to a $10.525mil/1yr contract extension  Sure I guess I'll play another year down here.
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Oct 2, 2020 07:32
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does the salary cap go up in the game or is dallas really out here handing out multi year 4m+ contracts to 37 year old career 3rd liners not that max is complaining, he'll get that 1000th game at least 
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Oct 2, 2020 11:56
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The salary cup goes up like $1-1.5 mil per year. I think it's at like $119mil this year
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Oct 2, 2020 14:35
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Waste away Hemlock's ELC/RFA years, and then win a cup when he retires. gently caress that.
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Stiev Awt posted:Waste away Hemlock's ELC/RFA years, and then win a cup when he retires. gently caress that. my only solace about florida's fuckery toward pebis is that they've remained absolute dogshit for two decades
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Oct 3, 2020 01:57
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2039-40 All-Star Break Update   All-Stars Stabby McStabson (Central Division) - 15th selection Illusive Wang (Metropolitan Division) - 11th selection Transaction News None Comments Keith RePrimeau missed over a month with a broken rib Jørgen Jørgensen will be out for another month with a concussion Max Power got a minor injury, and missed like a week. He looks to have been a healthy scratch ever since (he dropped to 82 OVR, but it's still higher than who is dressed) Soup Van Buren came back for another year, and absolutely destroyed the goals record https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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Oct 3, 2020 04:17
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FUCKIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Oct 3, 2020 04:30
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SOUP IS BACK, BABY
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Oct 3, 2020 04:31
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lol, RePrimeau's G/Gm and A/Gm. Were it not for that broken rib he'd be loving destroying the league this year.
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2039-40 Trade Deadline Update   Transaction News 2/26/40 ANA gets: Tom Nook (83 OVR), 2041 2nd Round Pick, a prospect BOS gets: F. Walker (84 OVR), D. Donald (84 OVR), J. Bobrovsky (78 OVR) Comments Jørgen Jørgensen will be out for yet another month with a concussion. He got re-concussed in his first game back. Nook gets traded to Anaheim, where he will be the starter, with Stevenson Jr moving to the backup role https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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Oct 3, 2020 05:04
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End of 2039-40 Regular Season Update   Transaction News NYI - re-signed Illusive Wang to a $9.525mil/1yr contract extension Comments I think the streak of goons winning some form of award might be over. No Rocket Richard, Art Ross, etc. A few goons might be on their last ride towards a cup https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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Oct 3, 2020 05:39
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End of 2039-40 Season Update NHL Playoff Tree  NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Colorado Avalanche Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Chicago Blackhawks Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Allan Minard - Washington Capitals Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Allan Minard - Washington Capitals James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Ray Crooks - New Jersey Devils Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Jermaine Jang - Calgary Flames Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Francois Charpentier - New York Islanders Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Stanley DaSilva - Colorado Avalanche Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Bill Ashton - Vancouver Canucks William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Bill Ashton - Vancouver Canucks Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Donovan Galchenyuk - New York Rangers Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Trevor Wong - New York Rangers Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Allan Minard - Washington Capitals Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Matt Vernarsky - Colorado Avalanche Upcoming Free Agents ANA - Tom Nook ARZ - Jørgen Jørgensen EDM - Keith RePrimeau NSH - Pierre Delecto TB - Large Adult Son TB - DJ Exile WSH - Ergo Hogfather Egon Hyundai Comments The Avalanche won back to back cups, and prevents Hogfather from getting a cup Van Buren and RePrimeau come up short for a last great cup run No goalies made the playoffs for the first time, so I didn't update that sheet As I figured, no goon awards this year. I'm expecting a handful of people to return for next season, but there will likely be a bunch of retirements https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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Oct 3, 2020 06:09
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20-GOAL-SCORER JØRGEN JØRGENSEN IS DEAD, LONG LIVE lovely 14-GOAL-SCORER JØRGEN JØRGENSEN
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Oct 3, 2020 06:10
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Retire you loving has-been UFA.
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Oct 3, 2020 06:10
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140 years old, 58g season.
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2040 Offseason News Notable Retirements Alexis Lafrenière Kristian Vesalainen Dylan Cozens Soup Van Buren Stabby McStabson Keith RePrimeau Max Power Pierre Delecto Cam Stevenson Jr Full lists -- https://imgur.com/a/AghQlTe Transactions OTT - signed Large Adult Son to a $5.925mil/1yr contract VAN - signed Jørgen Jørgensen to a $3.1mil/1yr contract Ergo Hogfather DJ Exile Egon Hyundai Tom Nook all remain unsigned Contracts NSH - Charles Dollfan has 1 year left on their $8.7mil/2yr contract NYI - Illusive Wang has 1 year left on their $9.525mil/1yr contract OTT - Large Adult Son has 1 year left on their $5.925mil/1yr contract VAN - Jørgen Jørgensen has 1 year left on their $3.1mil/1yr contract Ergo Hogfather is a free agent DJ Exile is a free agent Egon Hyundai is a free agent Tom Nook is a free agent 2040-41 Opening Night Starting Lineups NSH - Charles Dollfan (81 OVR) is the Starting RW NYI - Illusive Wang (85 OVR) is the Starting RW OTT - Large Adult Son (84 OVR) is the 2nd Line LW VAN - Jørgen Jørgensen (79 OVR) is the 2nd Line LW Ergo Hogfather (76 OVR) is a free agent DJ Exile (80 OVR) is a free agent Egon Hyundai (76 OVR) is a free agent Tom Nook (79 OVR) is a free agent Comments Welp, there goes a few first ballot hall of famers. We still have a handful of players left in the NHL Also, a handful of players aren't signed. I'm kind of surprised Nook and Exile aren't signed, but maybe they get picked up during the season. I'm probably going to go through the entire season again Saturday night.
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Oct 3, 2020 07:17
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JUST loving QUIT, JØRGEN (or win another cup)
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Ahhh gently caress. Oh well. Two Cups, a shitload of awards, more hits than any other Goon, and a surprisingly high number of goals/assists. I'll take it. Rest well, RePrimeau.
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Hall of Fame here Soup comes. Leading goal getter of all time, 1 cup, 13 ASG, 8 Rocket awards. Not bad...not bad at all.
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2040-41 All-Star Break Update   All-Stars Illusive Wang (Metropolitan Division) - 12th selection Transaction News 11/27/40 - DAL signed DJ Exile to a $875k/1yr contract Comments DJ Exile is the backup in Dallas Illusive Wang is quietly sneaking into the Top 10 points of all time, and has a chance to pass up Ovi to move into #2 all-time in goals Everyone who is playing is still having very respectable seasons https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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2040-41 Trade Deadline Update   Transaction News 1/30/41 CAR gets: Large Adult Son (84 OVR), T. Montoya (79 OVR) OTT gets: 2 prospects 3/1/41 LA gets: Jørgen Jørgensen (79 OVR), M. Gortz (80 OVR) VAN gets: 2 prospects Comments Illusive Wang missed a couple weeks with a broken toe Large Adult son is on the 2nd Line, Jørgensen is on the 3rd Line https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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End of 2040-41 Regular Season Update   Transaction News None Comments Illusive Wang hits exactly 1000 goals, not quite into 2nd. Jørgensen, Adult Son, and Wang make the playoffs, will any of them bring home another cup? https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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End of 2040-41 Season Update NHL Playoff Tree  NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Detroit Red Wings Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Colorado Avalanche Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Allan Minard - Washington Capitals Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Daniel Barnaby - Florida Panthers James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Yuri Bure - Columbus Blue Jackets Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Jermaine Jang - Calgary Flames Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Mikko Jaaskelainen - Colorado Avalanche Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Stephane Bordeleau - Detroit Red Wings Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Eugene Owens - Chicago Blackhawks William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) S. Hoglund/D. Borodziuk - Detroit Red Wings Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Yuri Bure - Columbus Blue Jackets Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Allan Minard - Washington Capitals Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Daniel Barnaby - Florida Panthers Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Matt Vernarsky - Colorado Avalanche Upcoming Free Agents CAR - Large Adult Son DAL - DJ Exile LA - Jørgen Jørgensen NSH - Charles Dollfan NYI - Illusive Wang Ergo Hogfather Egon Hyundai Tom Nook Comments Wang made it the longest, but eventually the Red Wings won the Cup. This is probably the end for everyone, I'd be shocked if anyone came back https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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Oct 4, 2020 02:56
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Just kinda floating around in the twilight years, huh Jørgen? (Get that cash on a a contract you never intend to complete, and retire.)
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2040 Offseason News Notable Retirements John Morrow Illusive Wang Charles Dollfan Large Adult Son Ergo Hogfather Full lists -- https://imgur.com/a/Ik5ikaB Transactions BUF - signed Jørgen Jørgensen to a $4.51mil/1yr contract DJ Exile Egon Hyundai Tom Nook all remain unsigned Contracts BUF - Jørgen Jørgensen has 1 year left on their $4.51mil/1yr contract DJ Exile is a free agent Egon Hyundai is a free agent Tom Nook is a free agent 2041-42 Opening Night Starting Lineups BUF - Jørgen Jørgensen (79 OVR) is the 2nd Line RW DJ Exile (78 OVR) is a free agent Egon Hyundai (74 OVR) is a free agent Tom Nook (75 OVR) is a free agent Comments Ok, I was wrong. Jørgensen and the goalies came back, but only Jørgensen was signed. I am going to simulate the entire season, and playoffs if that needs to happen
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Returning to the site of his best years to retire, what a loyal and great guy.
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End of 2040-41 Season Update  NHL Playoff Tree  Notable Retirements Cade Caldwell Trevor Wong Jørgen Jørgensen DJ Exile Egon Hyundai Tom Nook Full lists: https://imgur.com/a/tRbXsfA https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats Comments Jørgensen came back, and added to his list of 20 goal seasons, but that is about it. But ends in the Top 200. The goalies were not signed during the season I am going to do a final retrospective post tomorrow night, so we aren't totally done yet.
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lmaoing at the name yuri bure
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2020 Goon Be A Pro Retrospective Career Leaders Points
Goals
Assists
Games Played
Penalty Minutes
Plus/Minus
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Points Per Game
Power Play Goals
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Most Stanley Cups
Playoff Games Played
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Final OVR Tracker  Comments RePrimeau, Van Buren, Wang, and McStabson are easily hall of fame players. Banks, Hockles, and the goalies, maybe. Others? I dunno Donks made the Top 5 in Points per game, even though playing like half the amount of games as the other big scorers. Mouskovitch was a shorthanded superstar, and also had 10 post-season appearances. I didn't keep track of your OVR while in juniors/AHL because I usually had it really low for the first few years. This way people didn't dominate right away and had to grow into their skill. This was really fun to do again. I hope you found some enjoyment during this. Thanks to everyone who participated, especially to those who did this for the first time, who got to share in my madness. Like and Subscribe.
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Hockles posted:2020 Goon Be A Pro Retrospective a career of shameful mismanagement. shoulda been a superstar
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Oct 5, 2020 01:23
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That was really great. Excellent loving work.
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Cocaine Bear posted:That was really great. Excellent loving work. Seriously Hockles. You rock.
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Cocaine Bear posted:That was really great. Excellent loving work. very fun again! Guess Wang had enough, because lol at the Isles immediately cratering after he retires
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Athanatos posted:RePrimeau retired as a 93 overall? He had another few years in him, IMO, but whatever, dude was a powerhouse Also thanks a ton for this, Hockles, it has been awesome to follow
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