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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
*an unnamed girl whispers asmr style as she smashes fruit loops and lucky charms into a colorful powder and glues them onto a coffee can followed by a set of ill placed googly eyes and then she shoves a desiccated looking plant inside and smiles to the camera*

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
*a confused looking girl holds several toothbrushes while frowning. she burns the ends and shapes them into sharpened blades and then glues a smooth blue rock onto each one's handle. she slathers them in glue and then coats them in glitter and then looks up to the camera and smiles. the video ends as we see the now happy and confident girl cutting into a ripe tomato with her "knife" which leaves a trail of glitter behind it*

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Chewbecca posted:

*the jumper has a hole in it. The girl sews the hole closed using a well known darning technique. The video awkwardly cuts out halfway through to show the toothbrush tomato knife video again*

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
*a sad looking girl finds a squirrel skeleton in the woods. she brings it home and stuffs marshmallows inside of it and then glues awkwardly cut pieces of a brand new flannel shirt onto it. as the video ends we see the now happy girl petting her flannel covered squirrel and then attaching a leash to it and dragging down the side walk as she skips into the distance*

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
*a distraught looking girl shrieks while she smashes her remote control with a hammer and then looks into the camera while shrugging. the next scene is the girl using a glue gun to connect several pieces of silverware, a wooden spoon and an old femur bone into a long pole which she covers in gummy bears and my little pony stickers. the video ends with the now smug looking girl seated in a chair made of packing crates and twine as she uses her new reaching stick to awkwardly press buttons on her tv*

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