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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
*a pretty girl wraps a canvas shoe in plastic wrap, before covering it in quick cement to make an awkwardly shaped pot plant with no drainage*

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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
*a disembodied hand tie dyes a stained white shirt in a plastic tub with the liquid from a can of beetroot. The girl is now sexy and confident in her beetroot shirt*

Chewbecca

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*the girl is annoyed because her shoelace broke. The girl cuts some of her own hair from her head and threads it into her shoe holes, now she can continue in her hot date with the man. Wait up, man!*

Chewbecca

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*the kitchen ladle is so boring! A disembodied hand paints the kitchen ladle with dots of brightly coloured nail polish, now the kitchen ladle is fun and exciting. Stir the soup with your new, colourful kitchen ladle!*

Chewbecca

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*the girls hair is drab and she is sad. The video jump cuts to the same girl wearing a blonde nylon wig from Party City, which she is colouring with sharpies. Now she's at the party wearing the blonde nylon wig with sharpie stripes and having a great time!*

Chewbecca

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*the girl has run out of lipstick! The girl uses a tampon soaked in pink highlighter to dab a dewy glow to her face and decolletage. The man notices her!*

Chewbecca fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Aug 7, 2020

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
*the girl has a pimple, oh no! She uses a brown market to colour it in. Hello Cindy Crawford beauty mark!"

Chewbecca

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*the pizza looks so good! The girl casts the pizza in resin before attaching a clock mechanism to the front and a hook to the back. The friends point and laugh at the resin pizza clock, haha, it's time for pizza!*

Chewbecca

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*the jumper has a hole in it. The girl sews the hole closed using a well known darning technique. The video awkwardly cuts out halfway through to show the toothbrush tomato knife video again*

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
*the girl fills 3 inflated condom full of sand, then dips the inflated condoms into wet cement which had been poured into a Kentucky fried chicken bucket. After removing the sand-filled condoms and the Kentucky fried chicken bucket, the girl now has a stylish vase into which she placed three sprigs of lavender. The cement condom bucket balances uneasily on a wooden side table*

Chewbecca

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*the selfie on the phone is boring. After covering the screen with plastic wrap, the girl paints exciting hairstyles onto her selfie with nail varnish and plastic gems. Now the selfie looks much better!*

Chewbecca

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*the plants leaves are dull looking, which makes the girl sad. She prays the plants leaves with furniture polish, now they are shiny and green again*

Chewbecca

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*the girl is baking and the egg keeps rolling off the bench, which is very frustrating! The girl uses hot glue to make a little rubber base for the egg. Now the egg stands tall on the bench! The girl picks the egg up and cracks it into the bowl*

Chewbecca

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*the door handle is broken. The girl removes the straps from a pair of flip flops and hot glues them to where the handle would be. She then hot glues on some sea shells and a piece of driftwood. The last shot is her awkwardly maneovering the door open with the awkward flip flop handle to welcome in her friends, while wearing a lei and a flower behind her ear. Her friends are impressed by her tropical door!*

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
*want to prank your friends? Fill a coffee cup with brown paint mixed with resin and fill a cup to the brim! Instead of a warm cup of delicious Joe you can serve them up some ice cold ownage! The friends were in fact owned :rackem:*

Chewbecca

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*the sole from a pair of flip flops is hot glued to a child's headband. A child puts the headband on. No explanation is given. The child looks happy*

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Chewbecca

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*the girl is at the beach and forgot her bikini top, but inexplicably has a pair of men's boxer briefs in her bag instead. After cutting a circle out of the crotch and slipping it over her head, she now has a men's pair of boxer briefs on her too half. The girl seems happy about this outcome*

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