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YeahTubaMike posted:Don't forget Super Plus. poo poo, I did. drat menstrual cup made me forget the struggle.
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Do y'all ladies ever pop a squat and try to push it all out at once to get it over with?
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Who What Now posted:Do y'all ladies ever pop a squat and try to push it all out at once to get it over with? Like a big greasy blood balloon of uterine lining Nut up or shut up ladies
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oh god why did i click on this thread it's friggin COOTIE CENTRAL O_______O
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Spinz posted:My best period story is I unfortunately had it start once when a boyfriend was going down on me. What are they odds? Not THAT high-I didn't have a charmed life lol. He was p upset, scrubbing at his moustache at the sink, the water turning pink while I laughed helplessly. We were together for years after that, he was a good sport.
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i have it on good authority from a wizard that that blood is extremely cursed
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Well, of course the blood was cursed. She was having sex with me, that should have made it obvious there was some sort of curse happening.
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I basically don't have them, but when I do they are extremely intense and unbelievably unpleasant. Happens maybe one and a half times a year.
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Aug 7, 2020 19:14
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One time I did go in for a pap smear and the lady was extremely mad that I started menstruating so there was blood on the stick. But I was like, hey, they're not consistent and I actually didn't know before you did. However, it was so thick and brown it look like the filling from the inside of a cinnamon pop tart.
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Aug 7, 2020 19:16
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Pick posted:One time I did go in for a pap smear and the lady was extremely mad that I started menstruating so there was blood on the stick. But I was like, hey, they're not consistent and I actually didn't know before you did. However, it was so thick and brown it look like the filling from the inside of a cinnamon pop tart. That's really cool
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Aug 7, 2020 19:38
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That molasses flow
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Aug 7, 2020 19:38
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I’m pregnant atm and not having periods is incredible!
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Aug 7, 2020 19:45
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I just ordered Thinx knockoffs, but haven't had the chance to try them out. They look like they're made of sports jersey fabric and I am not optimistic. I swapped my Liletta for a Mirena two weeks ago and it turns out Liletta suuuuuuucks.
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Aug 7, 2020 19:53
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remigious posted:I’m pregnant atm and not having periods is incredible! OMG CONGRATULATIONS
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Aug 7, 2020 19:54
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remigious posted:I’m pregnant atm and not having periods is incredible! This is your first right? Jesus this is genuinely huge news!!!! 
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Spinz posted:OMG CONGRATULATIONS Thanks Spinz  gonna have a little goonlette.Yep it’s my first and going to be the only!
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remigious posted:I’m pregnant atm and not having periods is incredible! Whoohoo! The next generation of goons rises!
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Aug 7, 2020 19:59
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remigious posted:I’m pregnant atm and not having periods is incredible! Who are you pregnant with
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Who is this child
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Aug 7, 2020 20:08
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You should name it Logan, works for boy or girl 
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ILY Dead Gay Forum posted:poo poo, I did. drat menstrual cup made me forget the struggle. I bought two menstrual cups, one of which size, and I couldn't get either of them in there. Pick posted:However, it was so thick and brown it look like the filling from the inside of a cinnamon pop tart. What causes this? This happens to me every time, for like a week before & after each period. I'm not going to deny that my periods are all the way hosed up though. remigious posted:I’m pregnant atm and not having periods is incredible! Congratulations, and thank you for keeping the human race going so I don't have to. 
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Spinz posted:You should name it Logan, works for boy or girl I had never heard Logan as a girl’s name before this whole debacle 
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remigious posted:I had never heard Logan as a girl’s name before this whole debacle You know I was joshing ya 
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Aug 7, 2020 20:13
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How many shots can you fit into a menstruation cup
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I may be a man, but every time I get real bad hemorrhoids I raise my fist in solidarity with the Sisterhood of Womyn for our shared genital seepings. We are all connected. Namaste.
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Aug 7, 2020 20:19
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One time Lucy Sweetkill poured frozen-then-thawed period blood in my mouth. It was weird.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I just ordered Thinx knockoffs, but haven't had the chance to try them out. They look like they're made of sports jersey fabric and I am not optimistic.
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Cool thread. There was a girl in high school that used to talk really frankly about hers to make people super uncomfortable. She exclusively used the phrase "bleeding from my oval office" to describe it. People do not know what to say to a 16 year old girl who drops that on them lol. Anyway I hope everyone has a decent period and stuff. I like to remind my wife how she's only got so many to go and someday she will be done having periods forever. I don't know if it helps much but hopefully that's not an extremely lovely thing to say for some reason I don't understand as a dude. I guess somebody itt is probably gonna tell me if it is
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The first time I got my period was rough. Puberty was hard for me, since I hate change and my body was forcing a lot of bullshit on me all at once, which I was not down for. At one point my mom was trying to comfort me, saying something like “Yeah, it’s just this crappy thing we get to go through once a month, sorry.” Apparently I went super pale and looked at her in horror, responding “I thought it was only once a year!” Then she had to try not to laugh while I bawled my eyes out.
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curlingiron posted:The first time I got my period was rough. Puberty was hard for me, since I hate change and my body was forcing a lot of bullshit on me all at once, which I was not down for. Lol
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I was in a humanitarian group helping post-Katrina in New Orleans and I distinctly remember a female member of the group coming to my SO at the time in anguish. She had the combined look of witnessing a murder and seeing the ghost of Elvis simultaneously. 500 miles from home, in a city that did not have working electricity and few supermarkets/stores open, her period started two weeks early. Apparently, all the other women of our group were Sisters of the Moon and their hormonal powers persuaded her uterus to join the club. Fortunately for her, the 15 or so women of our group were all very prepared for the blood rains and had ample supply for her to share. However, her visage at this grim discovery is a moment in time I will remember the rest of my days. (As a non-period-haver, the whole lock-step of periods between multiple women is both fascinating and terrifying to me. Like, do women's brain's just know and go "Yeah, that seems like a good idea" ...?  )
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The syncing thing is bullshit. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_synchrony A lot of things can gently caress up the timing: stress, moving, physical labor, etc. Plus among women who menstruate, ~25% are at any point. Combine all those factors and it might appear to be a thing, but it isn't.
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remigious posted:Have you tried anything like Thinx before? It sounds like a good idea, but the part where you have to wring them out before throwing them in the washer sounds unsavory. I've been using reusable pads for years because my flow is too light to bother with my Diva cup anymore, so it's no big deal for me. I'm just not sure I trust period panties from AliExpress; I keep thinking I'm going to put them on and realize they just have a layer of Saran Wrap or something.
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Jailbrekr posted:So when you drop a clot, does it make a popping sound as it leaves your cervix? You ever squeeze out a mostly-empty ketchup bottle? It's just like that.
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I’m on my period too a week late after a false start as my mum went into hospital the day I started last week and once we established she was ok this week it came on soft as you like and the minute she got discharged there was a hell lot more discharge out of me. Menstrual cups are my jam I will talk about how much I love mine to anyone who wants to hear (this is not many people tbf but I appreciate those that do all the more). Attempting to menstruate this month without binge eating, smoking or rolling around the floor like a mentally ill sack of potatoes and so far I am a success.
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Used to have them regularly every year on my birthday. Always the 10th of every month. Got a Nexplanon or whatever after my kid last year and now it just decides to happen whenever. Twice a month, not for 3, who knows until I wipe or wake up with stained sheets. I never get the sore boobs or any warning anymore, just the red sea. Not pregnant though and I never have cramps, so W/E count it as a win.
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gently caress you tampons with netting and gently caress you whoever had that idea. my ovaries hurt, i long for menopause.
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Atomic Soda posted:gently caress you tampons with netting and gently caress you whoever had that idea. my ovaries hurt, i long for menopause. Don't gently caress those things... come on...
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