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IDK why people think period blood is so much worse than regular blood. Imagine if people lost their poo poo looking at someone who accidentally got a gash on their leg like they do hearing about a period.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 13:51 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:35 |
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Do y'all ladies ever pop a squat and try to push it all out at once to get it over with?
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 18:56 |
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remigious posted:I’m pregnant atm and not having periods is incredible! Mazel Tov!
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2020 06:19 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Unfortunately it doesn't work that way. The uterine lining doesn't liquify all at once. I know it doesn't work that way, I was just wondering if any of you ever tried.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2020 06:24 |
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If a wizard said he could make it so you only have one period a year but it took up an entire month, like say the whole of March, would you do it? One super period a year?
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2020 19:09 |
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teen witch posted:Only if I get to choose the month. Sorry, it has to be March
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2020 19:21 |
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I never realized that women had shallow vestigial anuses
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2020 20:01 |
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Balls are great.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2020 19:28 |
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Can we get off balls and dive back into vaginas in the period thread? How often have you told a dude you're on your period when you weren't actually on your period?
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2020 22:51 |
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peanut posted:How about steam sterilization in the microwave? With your own container? And I thought microwaving fish was bad!
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2020 15:39 |
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teen witch posted:For a good price Important question: can the period crystals be charging by JOing?
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2020 17:04 |
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Waterbed Wendy posted:what is man flu? do i need to get my husband vaccinated? It's the most horrific illness any human being can get, and it targets only men
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2020 17:10 |
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My wife tells me exactly what to buy and then I buy that exact thing. It's a good system.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 18:19 |
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Metaline posted:I use the Clue app and I can share my cycle with others if they download the app as well. It’s super helpful! It was Miss Scarlett, in the observatory, with the wrench, on her period
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 01:18 |
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Jose posted:I hope this isn't weird to say but I'm glad this thread is going well because this is GBS For real though this is fascinating and very educational
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 01:27 |
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Barudak posted:A treatment for "your vaginal walls got wrecked by the child you gave birth to who will never fully appreciate this suffering" is basically a massive electroshock dildo with inflatable pump and the entire time I played with it that loving pump it up jingle from the chris rock snl sketch played in my mind. Ok I'd like to request further details because what the gently caress??????
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 14:24 |
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I don't think I've ever seen someone wear white pants in my entire 32 years on this earth so I can't imagine that it's all that great a sacrifice
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2020 05:10 |
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Waterbed Wendy posted:You ever have such bad cramps while bleeding that you go pee and suddenly you have to puke and you puke on your blood and pee a bit before you can flush? Have you ever vommed so hard it splashes the water back up on you? It's the fuckin worst
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2020 16:08 |
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Waterbed Wendy posted:I think this thread summon periods or something. Can women sink of their periods over the internet?!
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2020 19:17 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:Wiping a thousand times but STILL getting blood all over my hands while inserting a tampon is just the best. "I can't" is a great way to end that. E: f,b
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2020 19:39 |
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I'm always shocked hearing about other women giving major grief to another woman about their period.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2020 20:00 |
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I found this little explanation on the evolutionary benefits of menstruation that was interesting to me. IDK if it's true or not but I hope it is.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 21:42 |
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Elentor posted:I try to be fine with it but then I get exchanges like:
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2020 15:26 |
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I'm gonna guess Abby from Last of Us 2, who is swole.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2020 16:11 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:Um...okay? Google isn't helpful. This woman:
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2020 16:22 |
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Miss Broccoli posted:hi im trans and estrogen made me get faux periods and i changed from pills to implants and that seemed to make it stop cause my levels weren't a roller coaster and it's been 3ish months and oh no it's back and this is day 4 i dont even have a womb that was supposed to be my one (1) singular perk why is my entire middle section trying to collapse in on itself gently caress offfffff Have someone throw you a womanhood party like weird mom's do when their daughters have their first periods.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2020 01:46 |
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Elentor posted:You can still bleed from other orifices. I once had a week long nosebleed and my doctor was like "yeah that can happen during menstruation the body is dumb". The Blood God cares not from whence the blood flows
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2020 03:07 |
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Miss Broccoli posted:atleast y'all get to retire im going to be on hrt till im in the ground On the upside that means osteoporosis is less of a concern.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2020 05:10 |
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Pinus Porcus posted:Something to lighten the mood for all us poor saps who are bleeding right now. If it's using menstrual blood then can it really be called a cockup?
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 15:52 |
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Literally A Person posted:imagining the prop guy tasked with figuring out a decent visual representation of a blue clot. Just throw in some bits of corn starch in cold blue water. Close enough.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2020 04:14 |
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Barudak posted:Ill always remember the guy who learned while being mocked that tampons do not plug the vagina so you can pull it out and let it all drain like water down the drain at home. He did not understand it wasn't like an instant *blormph* Would that be more or less convenient than how they work currently? E: that's an honest question. Who What Now fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Sep 9, 2020 |
# ¿ Sep 9, 2020 04:48 |
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My wife has hated all but one of her OBGYNs, both men and women. Maybe there's just something about that specialty that attracts people with absolutely horrible interpersonal skills?
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2020 20:05 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:Is it possible for period blood to get stuck in your body? Have you tried hocking it out like a loogie, but with your vagina?
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2020 18:00 |
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You should always have sex with new partners on your period. That way you'll know if they're worth your time depending on their reaction.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2020 18:53 |
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Waterbed Wendy posted:kool-aid woman burst from my ute through my fupa and now im toasting pecans to put on fudge icecream. jealous? I'm terrified of the implications of which of these are euphemisms and which aren't.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2020 03:18 |
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Literally A Person posted:I was cruising around in the ish.com thread and thought this might get a good laugh from you folks: There has got to be better ways to germinate seeds before planting
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2020 01:08 |
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RC and Moon Pie posted:I don't know what it is this time, but loving hell the smell could kill an elephant at 50 away. Pinus Porcus posted:You feel folks who wear pads are saints about smell. I swear I smell it way more if I have to use pads instead of tampons and I hate it. I don't think I've ever "smelled" a woman on her period, wtf
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2020 18:02 |
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Bibliotechno Music posted:My workplace is all AFAB and the four of us who work closest together always talk about our periods, so now I can gauge mine by when everyone else gets theirs! Kathy started cramping today so they’ll be starting in the next two days; Ellie and I are synced up, so she was very emotional today while I’m breaking out like crazy, which means we’ll start pretty much when Kathy’s done. Then it’s Natalie’s turn! Women are fuckin' wild
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2021 00:28 |
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Literally A Person posted:Surely there's enough horse piss to go around...? Horse girls are hoarding it
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 23:56 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:35 |
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:Much like peanut butter some prefer smooth, some prefer chunky.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2021 02:03 |