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I haven't had a period in a year thanks to my iud. Not having a period is the coolest thing I have ever done. I got two more years of being constantly not bleeding and then I am getting a new one shoved right up there. gently caress you, mother nature, eat science bitch.
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Copper 3 year. I know a lot of women have bad reactions to iuds, but it worked for my sister and I really well. I will say that the day after I got it put in it felt like it was trying to burrow out of me. But since then it's been hunky dory. Sorry you got a bad rap there, tw. Also, hey, it's been a while.
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Spanish Inquisition posted:
This has been a struggle for me as well. I know I am lucky to not be getting periods lately but I still pms and I am one of those people who doesn't keep track of my period so sometimes I have to be like, am I actually mad/sad/lazy or am I just pmsing? This has been exacerbated by the pandemic and I can feel myself sinking into old habits and thought patterns. It sucks! I wish you well.
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https://twitter.com/coochieflop/status/1292176047283277828?s=19 Also "diva cup" sounds like the name of the cup Reese Witherspoon has in Legally Blonde 2
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Aug 9, 2020 18:08
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The crackling rage is stored in the balls
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Aug 9, 2020 19:20
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Can we get off balls and dive back into vaginas in the period thread? Good period things: get out of things if the person in charge (teacher, boss, coach, Dom) is a dude. Bad period things: having to walk around with a full pad in the summer. Just terrible. Real bad stuff.
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Aug 9, 2020 22:46
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At least 1000
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Aug 9, 2020 22:52
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Jose posted:Idk where your username comes from but it's fun to say Name change thread a few years ago. It is fun to say, I got lucky. https://twitter.com/nonfatmilky/status/1292300338377220098?s=19
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Aug 9, 2020 22:59
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Period poops or cryarreah
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Aug 9, 2020 23:15
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Last night I watched a documentary on Netflix about seeing eye dogs and ate pumpkin seeds while holding a heating pad to my back. Between joy tears, back sweat and pum seeds it was like sitting in a comfortable salt mine. Thanks mother nature! But seriously, thanks for inventing weed. That was a nice thing to do.
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Aug 11, 2020 16:57
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:It works for man flu as well. what is man flu? do i need to get my husband vaccinated?
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Aug 11, 2020 17:06
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Ok but what if that vaccines cure his autism? I really can't afford that right now! Are there any holistic approaches to man flu?
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Aug 11, 2020 17:15
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Men are fart, op
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Aug 12, 2020 15:50
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I think it's the implication that they are buying the tampons for their own bleeding vaginas and that's embarrassing/emasculating.
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Aug 12, 2020 16:18
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Strumpie posted:i have a serious question. It's tough because what works for one person might be what another person absolutely hates, but it's a good idea to have a heating pad around the house. Maybe offer a lower back massage, or to get a favorite meal/snack. I think probably the best advice is to just listen and read body language as best you can.
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Aug 12, 2020 22:16
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Barudak posted:A treatment for "your vaginal walls got wrecked by the child you gave birth to who will never fully appreciate this suffering" is basically a massive electroshock dildo with inflatable pump and the entire time I played with it that loving pump it up jingle from the chris rock snl sketch played in my mind. Lmao I also would like to know more please. Also if you think period poops are bad try the first poo poo after giving birth. Oh also you had an episiotomy. It will break you.
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Aug 13, 2020 15:33
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$230 for a dildorp to have orgasms while you tone and tighten your pelvic floor? And it's not even Girl Pink®?? Bust
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Aug 13, 2020 18:14
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You ever have such bad cramps while bleeding that you go pee and suddenly you have to puke and you puke on your blood and pee a bit before you can flush? I call that Satan's strawberry lemonade
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Aug 15, 2020 13:12
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Metaline posted:Just love a post-period yeast infection! that's rough! gotta press the reset button on that one. I think this thread summon periods or something. After not having any bleeding for over a year two days ago I got some light spotting. It was kind of nice, like seeing an old friend who moved away. During this pandemic it's important to stay connected.
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Aug 18, 2020 18:50
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Doctor Faustine posted:I think there is something broken inside me because even with a copper IUD my periods usually aren’t bad and sometimes are almost kinda good (especially for the laxative effect 10/10) but oh my god the week around when I ovulate makes me want to loving die. My whole pelvis feels swollen and disgusting and I have to pee like every 30 minutes and I think I’m allergic to my own cervical mucus or something because my whole vag just feels like a tube of discomfort even though as far as I can tell I don’t get any kind of infection. Having an orgasm makes things feel better for a little bit but that’s about all I can do for relief. "tube of discomfort" is a great way to put it. understated.
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Aug 19, 2020 15:59
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"Pill Poppin' Penis Lovin' Satan's Girl" ..... It might be time to replace "airy tender puffs"
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Aug 23, 2020 00:34
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Just stay horny all the time and your life will go great
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Aug 24, 2020 12:51
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Bismuth posted:I mean I am horny 24/7 but it absolutely gets worse when ovulating, and annoyingly on my period. I know you can get freaky on the rag but its too gross for me so I just suffer in horny silence You don't even strum your own guitar?
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Aug 24, 2020 13:03
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Bismuth posted:Not on my period, im a lil bitch Praying 4 u
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Aug 24, 2020 20:19
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Elentor posted:I'm so loving flat that even when my boobs are sore I could still be used as a template for flat-earthers. Lmao! The worst is when you are late and you get a glob. Give me the blood dammit! I don't want to be pregnant! Glob dammit
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Aug 25, 2020 13:06
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Goobish posted:Im a trans man quitting my testosterone (for multiple reasons) and fully expecting to have a period return in the next few months. I realized that ill have to rethink my underwear choices if I'm going to use pads or liners at all. All I have are boxers now lol. Ya gotta get boxer briefs my man! Make your rear end look good while you bleed into a secure pad. Now that's living.
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Aug 25, 2020 13:47
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Satan bless you
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Aug 25, 2020 17:22
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kntfkr posted:I had to replace paper towels down my shorts for the train ride home. It was frightening. We have all been there, bleeder. That sounds hard.
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Aug 25, 2020 17:31
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Give it up for them medium naturals woot woot
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Aug 25, 2020 19:48
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CherryCat posted:Today I popped out a clot the size of a grape, I was both proud and disgusted with myself. Well they don't call you cherry cat for no reason.
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Aug 31, 2020 20:33
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i hear there is great cervix at Aunt Flo's. try the eggs!
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Sep 2, 2020 16:15
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YeahTubaMike posted:My period is all the way back for some reason. Like, ALL the way back. No weird ambiguous spotting or anything. Back to super tampon use. Did you see a spider or get spooked in any way?
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A Strange Aeon posted:The instruction booklet for the cup says to not leave it in for more than 12 hours, but has anyone had a negative experience ignoring that? Never had a cup but I know you gotta let her breathe. If not she gets mad and kills you.
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Sep 5, 2020 15:19
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the cask of mymoundtillado
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Sep 8, 2020 13:44
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Facebook Aunt posted:Yeah, I heard 2 tablespoons back in the day. I think I figured it out though. It is possible that no matter how much menstrual fluid you lose, only a tablespoon or two of that is regular circulating blood. Like when you shed the uterine lining that leaves some capillaries at loose ends and a tiny bit of regular blood leaks out of the circulatory system. The liquified uterine lining itself isn't exactly blood. Menstrual fluid also contains mucus, anticoagulant, and probably various goos I can't remember at the moment. Fluid produced does not equal blood lost. I think you are right!
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Sep 9, 2020 15:39
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teen witch posted:I’m passing at least a juicy juice box’s worth rn 100% juice for 0% kids
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Sep 9, 2020 17:50
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Ma'am your vagina is without honor. Him being a liar and ingrate, I have challenged him to a duel of pistols and will mount it in my trophy room
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Sep 10, 2020 22:38
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HIJK posted:It is here. I’ve had a lot of metamucil to prepare Satan bless you in your blood days
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Sep 13, 2020 14:18
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 a pussy so dry, ben shapiro will cry (tears of cum from his penis)
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I need hot as I can stand baths to feel nice again.
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