menstruation megathread: I can do anything on my period. I just don't fuckin wanna.

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > menstruation megathread: I can do anything on my period. I just don't fuckin wanna.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

If you have one of your ovaries removed do you menstruate every two months?

# ¿ Aug 9, 2020 05:12

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 21:03

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Actually men are menstruating full-time non-stop 24/7 with the internals pushed out from and through their ball-ovaries, prostates and seminal vesicles. That explains their aggressive nature. Women are angry like that only for quarter of time.

Fight me (when you're on your period).

# ¿ Aug 9, 2020 18:42

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Just gently caress and get the bloods flowing, then send her to take a 2-hour long hot shower. That's what normal ppl do.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 00:46

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

My wife had a 7-minute long natural birth and did a test gently caress the week after the kid was born. No stiches or poo poo flying around. So that's the other extreme of having a babby.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 14:18

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

The pre-birthing air pump for simulating pushing a babby out is great, but there's no electric dildo involved on that. So please do tell more.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 14:41

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Yeah the pill can mess you up mentally and/or physically. IUD is great but it beats up the penis as well, or maybe that's intentional and good.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2020 20:30

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Prism Mirror Lens posted:

I made jam on the weekend and when I was straining the pulp it looked exactly like those big gross sticky clots that sometimes come out

Would go well with a nice menstrual pancake. Maybe someone should open a period themed restaurant

One milkshake please, make it with raw milk and raw menstrual blood. Shaken.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 16:16

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Prism Mirror Lens posted:

Bled on my new white pants. It was watery start-of-period blood so the stain went right up my buttcrack and is kinda orange so it looks like I shat myself.

Very Presidential.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2020 18:40

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Cowslips Warren posted:

Always irritating as gently caress when someone asks you if you're on your period because you're in a bad mood.

Are you on your period?

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 22:15

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Cowslips Warren posted:

Why don't dudes have to deal with poo poo like this.

Dudes have cum leaking out of their randomly hardening members all day every day or they can't think straight cause of blue balls and in addition to that they are overdoped on some aggro hormones for their adult lives.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2022 04:42

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

DemonDarkhorse posted:

leak proof my rear end. tell that to my sheets

Hey DemonDarkhorse's sheets, listen up and leak proof her rear end PRONTO!

# ¿ Oct 15, 2022 19:03

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 21:03

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Cowslips Warren posted:

anyone else remember getting sex ed and learning about periods and wondering what dudes had to deal with that would make this bleeding uncontrollably for the next 50 years fair?

there is nothing?

no, body hair doesn't count, we get that too and have to remove it.

no, random hard-ons don't count unless they last for a week and come with cramping.

Goddamn you nature, what the gently caress, where is the equality! If it sucks for us, it should suck for them too!

Side note: I really really wish they had covered masturbation in sex ed. I think a lot of my issues would have evaded my grandmother's hosed up sex ed comments if I knew I could take care of poo poo myself and never ever needed a man.

Dudes are menstruating 24/7/365 but it's sperm in balls. That's where all that aggression comes from, no normal life, only hormone heads.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 05:39

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